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Just a fan who likes to read. Mostly USUK.

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Shelf Space by FishwichForMyLove reviews
A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 1/21/2012 - England/Britain, America
Eight Steps to Victory by Zeplerfer reviews
After failing to secure a spot on the Harvard Ballroom Dance Team despite his excellent square dancing skills, Alfred teams up with a fellow reject to show them what a country boy and a sarcastic Englishman can do with some swing. USUK. Competitive Dance AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,651 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
May Your Days by RobinRocks reviews
"Ugh, seriously, who arranges a meeting the day before Christmas Eve?" USUK, Christmas fic. America and England verbally maul each other in a hotel room.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2016 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Best Laid Plans by FishwichForMyLove reviews
America has big plans for a Christmas proposal, but things just aren't going his way. Will the quest for the "perfect moment" prove too challenging?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Magnet by A Winter Dreamer reviews
For life after life, lovers Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland have been together. From the royalty of Spades to countries and beyond, crossing universes, Alfred and Arthur have always been together. But a century ago, Alfred made a mistake, and Arthur paid for it. A century ago, their souls diverged for the first time. And now, Arthur must face the demon Alfred has become. (USUK)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,195 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 3/30/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Waning by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,026 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 10/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
And England Keep My Bones by RobinRocks reviews
It's the 1880s and America is desperate for England's attention and a way into his bed. He's not above dragging Shakespeare into it - and definitely not above stealing his skull. For England's birthday/Shakespeare's birthday/400th anniversary of his death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,682 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Red by Parapo reviews
Alfred was positive that the person who served him coffee was none other than his favorite porn star. USUK Retired porn star AU!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,571 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - England/Britain, America
How Lucky We Are by RobinRocks reviews
...To be alive right now. [UKUS, Revolutionary War] Their meetings are arranged in letters, alluded to in vague detail for fear of interception, and he is always worried that it won't be England awaiting him behind that door.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,551 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Evergreen by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Christmas fic. "For all your merciless savaging of the humans, there are elements of their society you would not be without." England gestured around the glittering ballroom, decorated in frosted finery for the Christmas party they were well in the thick of. "You have always enjoyed Christmas."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/20/2015 - England/Britain, America
To The Slaughter by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. "An oath." Alfred put out his palm. "Swear yourself to me, Arthur, and I to you." Fourth of July fic with a hint of Sweet Devil. In two parts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Align by RobinRocks reviews
UKUSUK. Why learn to be a monster when you can grow to be a god? In five parts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,823 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Nighthawks by RobinRocks reviews
The boy stepped onto his table. He was beautiful, his hair bright gold under the lights, his blue eyes dark and brilliant. He was dressed like a cowboy and had a hell of a sway in his hips. UKUS, with past fem!FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,037 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 5/28/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Indivisible by Zeplerfer reviews
After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,516 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Brave New by RobinRocks reviews
USUK, Cardverse. The ravens gather at the blue windows in the dusk. Alfred has a birthday present for him but it stays nestled in his pocket, worn and creased. This year, same as always, he can't bring himself to hand it over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Groundhog Day by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur is stuck interviewing a relentlessly cheerful American weatherman at the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Somehow it feels like his miserable day will never end... but maybe spending more time with the cute American will make Arthur less miserable. USUK. Based on the movie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Anglo-American Loan by Taxie reviews
A new world order post WWII with new leaders and a new balance of power. US/UK, and very much in that order. Dub-con-ish, BDSMish. You know. Politics as usual. Companion fic to "December 8, 1940."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
December 8th, 1940 by Taxie reviews
A day that didn't live in infamy. The development of Lend-Lease, and sex. Historical premises involved and fully exploited. US/UK. Enjoy. Companion to "The Anglo-American Loan."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart by Teenage Mouse reviews
The story of Alfred, and Arthur, and their seven years at Hogwarts. Pottertalia. USUKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/25/2015 - America, England/Britain
Silence Guides Our Minds by EmitTime reviews
After a grueling world conference session, England meets America for a rendezvous in his hotel room. Alfred is quiet for once. Arthur listens as best he can, anyway. Established!USUK, modern era.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
This Class is Riddikulus by avalonroses reviews
Arthur's Boggart was both the worst and best thing to happen to him. Written for USUK Secret Santa 2014. Pottertalia!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/20/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Find, Replace, and Listen to Me by Love Cocoon reviews
Find what is hurting you and has always held you back, replace with stronger feelings, and listen to me. Written by hoshiko2kokoro and anonymous guest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,749 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/4/2013 - America, England/Britain
Unforgettable by Zeplerfer reviews
Alfred has given many lives for his country, and he remembers each one perfectly. But the memory that lingers is of an English soldier he met in the final battles of WWII and never saw again. USUKUS. Reincarnation AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,441 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Eternity by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Alfred, the Prince of the Summer, is sent below the earth to the banished Winter Kingdom to marry the indifferent Prince Arthur in a bid to end the hostility left over from a catastrophic war nobody seems to remember anything about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,697 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - England/Britain, America
Worth a Thousand by OrangePlum reviews
Alfred can't speak, but does his best to keep his asthmatic brother away from unhealthy air. Arthur can't cut his cigarette addiction, nor does he want to. It really is unfortunate they are neighbors in the same building, isn't it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/12/2014
Apparent Lies by Zeplerfer reviews
"I'm pregnant," America said, hoping to frighten England for Halloween. But what is he supposed to do when his lie makes England happier than he's ever been before? There's only one solution: Keep lying until it becomes true. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,718 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Price by Zo One reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a fallen noble of a disgraced house in the Kingdom of Spades. He will stop at nothing to reclaim what his family once had - and so much more, including the throne. To do this Arthur follows in the footsteps of the woman that ruined House Kirkland, resorting to black magic and the help of a wicked demon. USUK; Cardverse/Sweet Devil; Violence; Dubcon; Art by Owyn
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [America, England/Britain]
Call It Love by Thrice Written reviews
In college, Al gave his heart away. Fifteen years later, long after the fling has ended, he's an acknowledged member of the upper-middle class with a lovely wife and daughter. He's living the life. But something tells him that this isn't where he's supposed to be, and a certain someone seems to share his feelings. Can either of them find a way to fit an old flame into a new life?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - England/Britain, America
Summer Freckles by avalonroses reviews
There's a time and a place to get turned on by Arthur's cute freckles, Alfred realises. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [America, England/Britain]
Your Resident Arse by Zeplerfer reviews
As a Resident Assistant, Arthur Kirkland is responsible for watching over the students in his dorm. Even the arrogant, annoying, aggravatingly attractive ones… College AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Deity by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. 'They said you should never fall in love with an Artificial and here was why.' Solar pirate Captain Arthur Kirkland steals a malfunctioning 704 Artificial from a brothel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - England/Britain, America
My Sweetheart is Out in the Crowd Tonight by Teenage Mouse reviews
Virginia City, 1860. Tired of his life as a silver miner, Alfred decides to brave the infamous Sunflower saloon just once, despite the stories that say it will lead a man to ruin. He promises himself not to fall under the spell of The Sunflower, but is instantly captviated by the legendary peformer known as the Britannia Angel, who is not all that she seems.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - America, England/Britain
1912 by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Quidditch House Rivals by Zeplerfer reviews
Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,627 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [America, England/Britain] [France, Canada] - Complete
Mister Greeter by OrangePlum reviews
"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Shatter by RobinRocks reviews
USUK/GerIta/Spamano: America wants to gift England with the world - but in a tightly-controlled post-war era where the nations are forced into liaisons for the sake of a stable economy and world peace, all he has to give is the American Dream.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,661 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - England/Britain, America
This Shouldn't Be Legal by PitFTW reviews
One thing about being a divorce lawyer is being open to the different types of people you would see in your office. For lawyer Alfred F. Jones, it was one thing to see a punk, but another thing entirely to see a punk claiming to have the most pretentious old-person name in the world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
iPregnant by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England knocks up America while America is texting on his iPhone. But America runs into a very serious pregnancy complication after an unfortunate masturbation accident! That poor fetus ... UKUS/ USUK, mpreg, crack, pretty gross stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Look to the Future Now, It's Only Just Begun by Teenage Mouse reviews
Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/3/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Cost of Affection by Thrice Written reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
May 14th by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
All humans are born with a biological clock that counts down to the time to when they meet their soul mate. When Alfred's counts down to zero and he doesn't find his soul mate, he worries something's not right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/9/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Regulations by Childish Sadism reviews
Life has many twists and pulls, sometimes you think you earned a shortcut and you fall through. It is too bad you forgot the rules, one cannot want something without giving something in return. Maybe you'll learn to love your cage, with the pretty eyes you loved watching over you. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Hear No Evil by Deactivated Nostalgian reviews
Minvade20.50: England and America wake to find themselves in a compromising position. ANGST, non-con for everybody.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In The East My Pleasure Lies by RobinRocks reviews
USUK AU: It's 1937 in Egypt and historian Arthur Kirkland and his eccentric, genius accomplice, Alfred Jones, plot to steal The Heart of Ra from the University of Cairo. If all goes to plan, its owner, Turkish collector Sadiq Adnan, won't even notice. Mini multi-chapter fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ukiyo by Teenage Mouse reviews
Here in the walled-off pleasure district of Edo, the last thing Commander Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Navy had expected to find was a golden-haired American in Japanese robes, an elite entertainer with a strange and supernatural clientele. Even more surprising is the powerful connection Arthur feels to this man whom he doesn't even know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,408 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
All Right, Tonight by JediShampoo reviews
Divorce attorney Arthur Kirkland gets a new client, Alfred Jones. Things heat up between them quickly, but can they get their heads out of their behinds long enough to actually talk to each other? UKUS hooray! HOORAY, I SAY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mingle by Childish Sadism reviews
Sometimes, life seems to give you everything you need, until it realizes it was a mistake. Then you are left with nothing, nothing but the never ending search for your own happiness. USUK. OMEGAVERSE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Paper Crown Kings and Pinwheel Queens by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
1915 by RobinRocks reviews
Sequel to '1912'. USUK. Arthur extends a diplomatic invitation to Alfred travel to Britain on the RMS Lusitania during WWI; but Alfred, still haunted by the sinking of the Titanic, has qualms about the ship, the warzone she'll be passing through and Arthur's motives. Is it really safer than 1912 when Imperial Germany has sworn to sink all shipping suspected of carrying weapons?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Prelude to Independence by PixieDust291 reviews
The Doctor tells Arthur of a disruption in the timeline of the past that must be corrected else the future will not be the same. Arthur is the only one who can do it, however not everything goes exactly as planned. Alfred was just suppose to confess to him, not screw his brains out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Romantic by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur Kirkland is not a cynic. He's just a romantic living in the real world, and he knows he has to be logical sometimes. So when he decides True Love probably isn't going to find him, it only seems logical to build the perfect partner for himself, in the form of a personal android named Alfred. (Of course, as a romantic, Arthur should have known logic and love don't mix.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/28/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Scarecrow's Lullaby by OrangePlum reviews
His name is Arthur Kirkland, and he is in love with his best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Second of April by VengefulMothSlayer reviews
It will always be the second of april for them. (Time travel AU)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Story of Love by Bukkunkun reviews
And those rare few days in the world where the sky is grey but the wind is cool and soft like a lover's touch, and the climate was cool enough to warm yourself up by burying yourself in a simple sweater and luscious hot cocoa, those were the days like Arthur Kirkland, and should have been so named on the calendar. USUK, Teacher/Student AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It's Okey! It's Story Time by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England breaks up with America after America accidentally leaves a sexy message on the wrong person's answering machine. So Amerimochi tells him a story to cheer him up! A story that makes no sense. TOTAL CRACK, mostly in Amerimochi's POV. Yeah, really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Gold and Blue by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
The King of Spades has no power in politics, until he meets the catalyst that sparks his desire to be great.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
At Daybreak by Teenage Mouse reviews
A story of how relationships and communication change over time. Canonverse; WWI and WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Celebration of Love Between Man and Animal by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur wants to have a professional photo shoot of him and his beloved cat, Crumpet. He's nervous as hell about being ridiculed for it, but luckily his stunning photographer turns out to be just as much of a dorky cat lover as he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/16/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Show Not Your Face by Car reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Heart Has Been Transfigured by Galythia reviews
This is a collection of Pottertalia fics that I'll be writing here and there as inspiration takes me. The first fic is for Sweethearts Week, but there will be more in the future that I will add to this. I ship them in all houses, and as professors or as students, so you've been warned! I'll always put their positions/background at the top. (Rated M for some smut)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,177 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - America, England/Britain
As Vast as the Universe by Galythia reviews
In the words of Arthur Kirkland: "I am not a writer. And this is not a tragedy. But if you are interested, then please, allow me to tell you the story of how Alfred F. Jones enchanted my heart. And hopefully, by the end of it, he will have enchanted yours too." (Sweethearts Week 2013) Warning: it IS a tragedy, though there is a way to read just fluff, which I have explained within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Greensleeves by Somepatriot reviews
-Extended Hiatus/Discontinued-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,539 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - England/Britain, America
Waning Gibbous Moon by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK! America becomes obsessed with Twilight and it distracts him from sexy times with England. So England gets even by hypnotizing America into believing he really is a vampire ... who drinks semen instead of blood. But England's plan backfires when America craves drama just as much! UKUS with sorta CanUS too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Depths by Taxie reviews
Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Moar To Love by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England's been gone for a few months and when he finally visits America, he sees that America has really let himself go. He's not just fat. He's OBESE. But England goes on a date and tries to have sex with him anyway, because it's Valentine's Day, aww. USUKUS, crack, fail sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nurse Kirkland by Teenage Mouse reviews
Alfred wasn't ready. You can't really prepare yourself to fall in love at first sight like that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
After All These Years by Akasuna no Rin reviews
England had confessed to him a billion times by now; America is just waiting for the time when he does it sober/ USUK, mentions of others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Arrow Was Shot by silliputti reviews
AU - In order to win his family's respect, Arthur enters a tournament to win the Princess of America's hand in marriage. At the tournament, he befriends the mysterious Alfred- a fellow competitor who is equally determined to win. As he and Alfred grow closer, he begins to question what is more important to him: his family's respect... or Alfred. [US/UK]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/27/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Behind the obscure reflection by chaoshead13 reviews
Wonderland in the place only the unwanted go. So, how did Alfred find himself there? And why, is Arthur already a part of it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Spades by ArixaBell reviews
Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Secret We Meet by Trumpet-Geek reviews
USUK. "This was not just a hook up –the way England would softly touch his fingertips to America's cheek, the way their lips met, so comfortable and familiar…their ridiculous talk of making sandwiches after sex... No, this wasn't just a hook up. They were in love." Written for Secret Santa 2012 event.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
God Save the Queen by Shibby-One reviews
"When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up." And honestly, that's how Alfred would spend the remainder of his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Stain Tide Couldn't Handle by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England has a confession for America. A very bizarre one that America thinks is a joke. But for England it is TOTAL DRAMA. This fic is PURE CRACK and labeled drama for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Paraphilial Activity by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. England accidentally chokes to death, though only temporarily because he is a country. What is America to do with his dead body in the meantime? It drives him mad and he asks France for help. Bad idea. USUK, crack, lulz, and a little bit of necrophilia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,373 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To New Mutiny by RobinRocks reviews
USUK AU: Based on the 2010 Halloween illustrations by Himaruya. A supernatural take on WWII pits human Alfred, with his silver-tipped chainsaw, against vampire Arthur - the man who was, and still is, the most important thing in the world to him. Their love is not an easy one and, indeed, a plaything to everyone else. Part of Wicked Wednesdays.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Night by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred sees through the fire. (One-shot for Growing Gracefully.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Undone by Childish Sadism reviews
Love can lead to many things; happiness, joy and blissfulness. How will the tale end, when love lead to nothing but misery? USUK. Final chapter in the Flawless series
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bits & Pieces by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Bits and pieces of their lives can be pasted together to remember something that once was.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Game of Chase by Hindre reviews
It was just a little game. He'd be safe as long as he won, right? Arthur would rather he hadn't had to have played at all, but then again, in situations as dangerous as these, it wasn't his choice at all. Wolf!UsxBunny!Uk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Village by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur Kirkland is in London to defend his title as Olympic diving champion. He's appalled at the debauchery going on around him in the Olympic Village, but decides to just ignore it; he knows his goal, and he will not lose sight of it. No matter how much that stupid, sexy Alfred F. Jones tries to distract him!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Just Deserts by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur thought that he wanted payback after Alfred's friends humiliated him by tricking him into eating magical brownies at a party. But it turned out all he really wanted was Alfred. And maybe just a *bit* of revenge. High School AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Frozen Yogurt Baby by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America lies and tells England he's pregnant, but in reality he's just getting fatter from eating at all the new frozen yogurt shops that have opened up recently. M-preg parody, UKUS, crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Impressive Instant by CuttleMeFish reviews
Arthur Kirkland's the CEO of a weapons manufacturing company. On his back, he carries so many buckets of blood that it's only natural Death is attracted to him – isn't blood like his favorite cologne? It's too bad Arthur's already into Alfred, the really hot guy next door, whom he seems to keep meeting in the most unusual and unfortunate circumstances, as in near-death experiences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain
Possessive You and Despicable Me by Deminos reviews
Based on the concept of Bonnie and Clyde. Two lovers saunter through nameless towns. They embrace each other and bathe in the the sins of their crimes. True love doesn't always come with a happy ending. Character Deaths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,969 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Maiden's Heart and Other Girly Parts by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England gets tired of America never letting him top, so he uses his magic to temporarily turn America into a girl. With the help of England's magical friends, they teach him a memorable lesson about the importance of bottoming. AWWWWW. USUK and UK/femUS, crack. Also, there's some smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Tithonus by Mist Over Water reviews
Alfred F. Jones is the personification of the United States of America; Arthur Kirkland is simply an Englishman looking to kick start his career in the states. They meet in a bar, and after a one night stand, Arthur has a very important question that needs answering. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Tale of Two Princes by Teenage Mouse reviews
Two princes, Alfred and Arthur, become rivals on their quest to find a magical, wish-granting princess. Alfred is looking to his curse, and Arthur just wants his family's acceptance. But once the two princes are forced to start traveling together and get to know each other thanks to some help from their noble steeds suddenly their old wishes don't seem so important anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All That Glitters by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU. Arthur is an angel stuck to the Earth. Alfred Jones is a human boy. It's not the most ideal relationship, but they manage to find a bit of gold in each other nonetheless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anybody Seen the Sky? by vennumberten reviews
America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Oh Sweet Jesus by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bullseye by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom's finest archer, hoped to take home a medal from the 2012 London Olympics. He never expected he would take home a boyfriend as well. USUK. Olympics AU. Mutual one-sided fluff with a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Let the Games Begin by Zeplerfer reviews
Each time London has hosted the Olympics, England has invited America to stay at his house during the Games, providing three glimpses into the Special Relationship and what makes it so special. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Saddle Bum by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Somehow England has landed in America's Wild West, but finds it's not as fun as the movies make it seem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,363 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Once Upon a Dream by Bukkunkun reviews
Two souls are trapped in a true love separated by hundreds of years. Written for Day 13 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, Crazy dreams!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Malware by vennumberten reviews
Criminal psychologist Arthur Kirkland's marriage is falling apart. So is his sanity, thanks to one smooth-talking, attention-seeking Harvard-student-turned-hacker. This is going to be one of the difficult ones, isn't it? USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
What It Means to be Free by Demand Truth reviews
Adults only. Mature content. Whore!Alfred, heavy BDSM. UKUS. *Second in my kink series!* Dr. Kirkland is the perfect Dom now, but he didn't start out that way. He learned things the hard way with his first love and his first submissive, a wild, untameable boy named Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,831 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Second World's War by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. On 4th July, 1950, America unloops history in his bid to rid the world of Communism. The result is the initiation of War Plan Red: war with Great Britain and all that inevitably follows in 1939.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vanilla Ice Cream by Scarabsi reviews
The damning line: "I entered the war and saved you, and it was never any other way. It couldn't have been, the condition you were in." And now America has to play Find the Mistake. He sucks at that game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Lavender's Blue by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. The Suit Kingdom exists as a manufactured barrier between the bloodied human and dying fairy realms as the twentieth century slides ever closer to a second war. The story of a human king, his fairy queen and the worlds between them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/25/2012 - America, England/Britain
Virgin Island by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
War by DefiantDreams reviews
"Let me take over." A voice whispered from within the confines of his mind. England shook his head desperately, and tried to push Him away, away, away. He was desperate to win this war, but not desperate enough to release Him. 2P WW2. Implied USUK slash! Focuses on England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
With You by Skadiyoko reviews
It's 1956, and world events are affecting the personal relationship between America and England in a bad way. It is England's wish that their love is strong enough to make it through this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Golden Arches by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America buys a bed shaped like a giant hamburger. And asks England to bang him on it. Oh, and to pick up some McDonald's on the way too. Cracky UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Booze and Photographs by vennumberten reviews
What do an American chain-smoking photographer and an alcoholic British actor have in common? Absolutely nothing. AU, full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,844 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Cards We Are Dealt by FishwichForMyLove reviews
Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,911 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Mother's Warning by Kiki-Bunny reviews
Written for Special Relationship Sweethearts week at LJ. AU. Alfred is a foreign exchange student in England who falls in love at first sight with a librarian. Rated for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Desecrate by Thrice Written reviews
There is something wrong with Arthur's relationship with his son, Alfred. Something wrong, twisted, sick, disgusting, beautiful. But when Arthur realizes it, when they both realize, it's already too late. The sickness has taken root. Incest, Arthur's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Love Ain't Gonna Let You Down by Arami Heartilly reviews
Arthur lies awake the morning after another unspoken night with Alfred who is slowly stirring besides him. He realises it's finally time to talk about it at last before they run the risk of losing each other or ruining what's already there. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Locked by Preminiscence reviews
Sometimes amnesia has a purpose, Arthur has come to find. Sometimes forgetting yourself is the only way to keep yourself sane. AU Hetalia (still nations; human names).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Shades of Spades by Zeplerfer reviews
In the Kingdom of Spades, the clocks choose the rulers, but many distrust the most recent choice of Queen. Caught between the demands of love and duty, Arthur and Alfred must find a way to save Spades and themselves before it's too late. Cardverse / Cardtalia. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,365 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [America, England/Britain] China - Complete
As we spent the day alone by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred is convinced Arthur has a rainbow over his head that needs to fill his heart with color by shooting it into his veins. After two years of being together, perhaps Alfred finally can see it was him that shot it. Final off-shot of Rainbow Veins
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fragments: A Love Story by CuttleMeFish reviews
A love story told in 4 parts, one for each season. Alfred F. Jones was a simple man. Actually, Alfred F. Jones was a poor man. He just didn't know it. Arthur Kirkland was a cynic. Really, Arthur Kirkland was a romantic. He just refused to admit it. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,071 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Volver a tí entre sangre y balas by Morriguh reviews
Porque el destino siempre ha de dejarlos juntos, no importa lo que pase. AU. Primera Guerra Mundial. Advertencia: Lemon medianamente explícito.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Freudian Trip by Car reviews
"O-oh, right, of course," England mumbled, absently fumbling around with his papers in a vain attempt to act like he WASN'T just daydreaming about getting it on with America on various pieces of IKEA furniture.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Good and British by Deactivated Nostalgian reviews
Minvade20.36: USUK with America raised by France instead, basically.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - America, England/Britain
Our Blueprints by Deactivated Nostalgian reviews
Minvade20.24: An overlong study of the issues between America, England, who tops, why, and what it would mean anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Spaces You Inhabit by Deactivated Nostalgian reviews
Minvade20.6: PWP, basically. There's the unknown, a little fear, the panic is all but gone, but the desperation is very real, the simple need to feel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - America, England/Britain
That's Not Very Becoming of a Gentleman by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by DestinyShiva reviews
The forest was his home. It was where he belonged. So, why did he always feel like something was missing? UsUk. Mature content. Co-written with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Zombies vs Unicorns! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Psicosis demoníaca by Morriguh reviews
Maldecirás haber colocado por siempre esas flores en aquella tumba abandonada pues ellas serán la causa de tu nueva tortura. M por muertes y sexo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
On Your Knees by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Real Gone by DestinyShiva reviews
He didn't want to be the favorite. He didn't want to be singled out. But he hated seeing those blue eyes turn to others, he wanted them only on him. 1950's Post-war USUK PWP, Co-Written with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
April Fools by AnorexicWalrus reviews
Alfred spends all day pranking Arthur, and the Briton finally snaps, coming up with a big revenge prank of his own...which he later regrets...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [America, England/Britain]
Falling by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Canada is desperate to seek help for America when the Great Depression hits him physically. He didn't think England would be the right choice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Shake Weight Brings All the Boys to the Yard by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Can't Kill What Isn't There by Sparx424 reviews
There is only so long you can mock a nation before they give up - and there is only so far a nation can be pushed by themselves before they lose it all together... England's not-so-slow descent into madness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sintiéndome malditamente bien by Morriguh reviews
Unas copas. Unos tragos de más. E Inglaterra reconociendo que sueña con America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Contrasts by DelightfullyBlue reviews
A series of monologues about England and America as they try to figure each-other, and themselves, out. USUK, Drinking-Buddy!France Advice-Giving!Canada. Has humor in it at some points, but I cannot do three genres. T because England likes to cuss.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - America, England/Britain
Break by UnluckyWriter reviews
America has always reveled in the fact that he could break anyone beyond repair. England, though, proves to be unconquerable. "It's kind of hard to break something when it was already broken, right, git?" Dark!USUKUS ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Changeling by StephODell reviews
Arthur discovers a child, left abandoned by the side of the road, and takes it home. Over the next few days, he grows attached to the infant, and is torn between returning him to his family, or keeping him. Human AU. Contains faeries. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - America, England/Britain
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wake Me If You're Out There by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred would do anything to see that angel again. Even reach the stars and walk in space.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Centigrade & Centimeters by Deactivated Nostalgian reviews
PWP, essentially. America and England are trying out a new thing, which triggers England but eventuates in a safeword fail. 2-part. Cover art credit to EllaroseC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lavender's Blue by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
The development of America and England's relationship as told through one lullaby. Written for sweethearts week. USUK by the end, but it's all very light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Until Death Do You Part by noki4 reviews
Alfred and Arthur hadn't been very close - at least, not until Alfred died.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Beautiful Lies by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Orange by Lady Orochi reviews
En el dia mas importante de su vida, Alfred tiene una peticion especial que hacerle a Arthur...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Putrid by Childish Sadism reviews
You can hear the ticking now, just like I did. You'll get used to it, I promise and even if you don't, I'll be here for you. I just hope you don't upset me like they did.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
I'm a Chickadee in Love with the Sky by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred's English skills diminish when his English teacher is near. Written for usxuk's Sweethearts Week: Day 6
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Fireman's Arms by woodbyne reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hologram by RikaCain reviews
How Alfred deals with one-sided love in the most unconventional of ways.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Some Things Hallmark Just Doesn't Make a Card For by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SUPER CRACKY USUK! America is too rough during sex and accidentally gives England an anal prolapse. England is pissed. However is a hero to make it up to him? America's POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Painting Flowers by OMGitsgreen reviews
There once was a solitary Queen who sat upon his throne and was going to marry a man he didn't love, and a Gardener who loved him dearly. The Queen told The Gardener that miracles didn't exist, and The Gardener proved him wrong. USUK three-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Letters to December by OKFan reviews
Arthur and Alfred have been best friends for years. How will their relationship change when Arthur steals Alfred's diary? Will Arthur be able to decode the mysteries held within it? US/UK/US Last chapter rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bottoms Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A History of Valentine's by Skeptikitten reviews
Six old traditions of Valentine's Day, six specific dates in time. America and England as seen by the holiday of lovers. For a contest on Deviant Art.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Five Weeks by Gecko Osco reviews
Sometimes, love just isn't enough to fix what's gone wrong-luckily, that's what puppies are there for. A story of breaking apart, coming together, and puppy-rearing. Warning: socks may have been harmed in the making of this story. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,370 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by Teenage Mouse reviews
He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,467 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pangaea by RobinRocks reviews
*Manifest your destiny* On the eve of the outbreak of the Second World War, England and America disappear. From history. UKUS/USUK with GerIta, RussPruss, Franada et al. Cowritten with Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,141 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name by Cheese-kun reviews
The Tree of Life gives birth to the Royalty of Spades but they can not develop feelings for each other. But Alfred and Arthur go against nature and do love. A tale of forbidden love and a revolution. R18 Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bless 'Em All by RobinRocks reviews
Six days until Christmas. Six USUK/UKUS prompts to count them down - oh, and you guys were the ones that picked them. All aboard the HMS USUK Failboat for some lulzy - and not so lulzy - shipping fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,584 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cold December Night by Car reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rainbow Veins by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred is convinced Arthur has a rainbow over his head that needs to fill his heart with color. But who will shoot it through his veins? Multiple pairings, not just USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,909 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Lube Fairy by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, Sealand - Complete
Snuggie Sex by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Want by Preminiscence reviews
Even adolescent America wants something. And it's England, completely England - but it isn't America he turns to, and he believes France to be a poor substitute for what he'd willingly give.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by peacemakerwarfreak reviews
"What happened last night was not real. We are not a couple. We did not meet at the café. We are not going out for 4 months. WE ARE NOT IN LOVE." Arthur stated to Alfred everything, as a fact. "You are an escort, that I hired and paid for last night."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,382 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dark Knight and the Brit Wonder by DestinyShiva reviews
Late Hetaween 2011 fic. As the party ends its peak, a certain superhero thinks that it's about time that he and his sidekick get a little one-on-one. USUK in that order. RP with Tenkuno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Frayed at the Edges by Magnipotence reviews
Alfred F. Jones is in love with his downstairs neighbour. Too bad Arthur Kirkland doesn't even exist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Eagle Eyes by Iggycat reviews
For some people, certain concepts are hard to understand. To Arthur Kirkland, the idea of beauty seems unattainable, but Alfred F. Jones intends to fix that. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I fully trust in your capabilities by Green Sphynx reviews
America thinks he can't do it. France has no doubt he can. Warnings for Yaoi and USUK: don't like, don't bother reading
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Foul by Childish Sadism reviews
Only one person matters. Time moves on, the ticking continues, and the search goes on eternally. Each time he'll be found, and each time, the King will do what needs to be done to bring his Queen home. Sequel of Impeccable.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why So Bitter? by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Savoy by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Circa 1940: Still-neutral Alfred shows up in war-torn London, and in the live today, die tomorrow atmosphere of the Blitz, Arthur can't see the harm in taking what he wants. UKUS. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Senseless by Childish Sadism reviews
It was an unexpected encounter that gave him what he was looking for. He stepped into an unknown world and now, there is no way out. How far would he go to save the one he loves? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Every Second by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
The year is 1944. It's the eve of the largest aquatic invasion in history and England is sure that he's dying. It's up to an idiotic American to remind him that he has something to live for. Not as sad as the summary makes it out to be. Smut AND plot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Sea Between You And Me by Deminos reviews
AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Hot Babysitter by Ellarose C reviews
He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
America and MochiEngland Make a Porno by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
Identity by Green Sphynx reviews
America wants to find out certain things about himself, and goes to England for help. Things go wrong from there on, or do they? Warnings: Yaoi, and male and female versions of countries mixing up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Heartland by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England are in the middle of a two-month vacation in Nowhere, Iowa for a chance to get away. And, of course, to have sex undisturbed. deanon from kink meme. Prompt was "sex with a comfortable and happy atmosphere," so yes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Making Exceptions by Deactivated Nostalgian reviews
USUK fluff, in progress: Everybody needs a code to live by, and Arthur Kirkland has some very definite principles on proper courtship. One Alfred F. Jones, however, is anything but principled.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2011 - England/Britain, America
Ménage à Trois Just Means Threesome by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
You like me by Solitudely reviews
¿Él no era un héroe? ¿No se suponía que él era justicia?...Aquello no era lo mismo que se veía en ese instante sometiendo a Inglaterra en la pared de aquella habitación para tener su cuerpo. Advertencia: trastorno de personalidad y agresión entre países.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,878 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America, England/Britain
And So The World Conspired Against Us by OrangePlum reviews
When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Discreet and, or, Discrete by Deactivated Nostalgian reviews
A point of definition is raised, and America's bruised ego leaves him feeling used. Such is USUK fluff. Warning: Implications and use of some stronger words, notably "hanky panky" haha.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gesture by Deactivated Nostalgian reviews
Love is made of fragile things that are small like grains of sand; piled together into castles. Love is built from the little things. Love is the smallest of things. Love is a nod of the head, wave of the hand, hint of a smile. Love is a gesture. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Napkin by ButterFish reviews
Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Failing, Flailing, and Falling by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
The year is 1981. After two decades of chaos and drifting apart, America and England finally have a change to just be together. However, after being celibate for so long, sex is um... really hard... UKUSUK, deanon from kink meme, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America's Brief Time in England by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Awesomesauce by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Car reviews
America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Do Somethin' by Athena Selas reviews
Capítulo 5. Un viejo libro le hace recordar a Alfred el motivo de haber decidido convertirse en un héroe, razón enterrada en su más tierna infancia al lado de Arthur. USA X UK. Britaincest. Gakuen Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,596 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - England/Britain, America
This Affair Is Confidential by Iggycat reviews
England is an undercover spy who prefers to work alone. America is new and quite inexperienced. A mission brings them together, but it's also the only thing that can pull them apart. USUK Spy AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Preservativo by Anniih reviews
Estados Unidos no sabía como usar un condón. Necesitaba de alguien. A Francia no llamaría. Inglaterra era de su confianza. Así que lo llamó a él. Pero nunca esperó lo que después vendría, aparte de aprender con un pepino. UK/USA; USA/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Polly Want a Cracker by Car reviews
England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Coalescence by DestinyShiva reviews
'The annual get-together was America's idea, and it was a good one; gave him quite a laugh, honestly. A good disguise for the utterly bitter mood he was in.' Multi-shot stories, same timeline, USUK - IN THAT ORDER. RPs with StarSpangledSilence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Royalty in Spades by EverythingIsMagic reviews
They were marked by fate to rule the Kingdom of Spades together, but while Alfred accepted his role, Arthur rebelled against it. Now Alfred is searching the kingdom for his queen, and when he finds him, he also finds himself falling in love. AU. USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 261 - Published: 5/30/2011 - England/Britain, America
Do Thy Office, O Truant Muse by binnibeans reviews
A cruel, cruel joke is pulled on one Arthur Kirkland. The question is whether or not it will actually help him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Garden Hoe by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vow That Doesn't Need A Ring by Ellarose C reviews
For the fanworkathon prompt: The clocks they hold in the spades costumes are actually items that were exchanged in a wedding ceremony meaning the big clock was originally Alfred's and the little originally Arthur's .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by Diane Long reviews
A newly dating America and England show each other affection in their own ways during a World Conference.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Colors by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Coercive Acts by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. England overhears America's VERY inaccurate version of his Revolution, so he reminds America of how he used to own him. UKUS dubcon in that order, emphasis on the dubious. It starts off with humor but becomes smut because England is a pervert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Don't Just Kiss Someone From Out Of The Blue! by bubbleteadesu reviews
In which Alfred steals kisses from Arthur, Arthur is confused, and Gilbert, Francis and Antonio act as love counselors when they're supposed to be in detention.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I know Who I Want to Take me Home by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Impeccable by Childish Sadism reviews
How deeply did the queen of spades fall for his king, so deeply that he ignored all the warnings, so deeply that he couldn't see the truth. Poor little queen, would he be loved or not? The truth hurts. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Englandish by SabakuNoStupid reviews
England has never been good at explaining his feelings. But that's okay, neither has America and after being together for over sixty years they understand each other just fine. USUK Fluffy oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Allure of Bedhead by Gecko Osco reviews
He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pledge of Allegiance by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Gentleman and the Pea by Car reviews
Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ab Aeterno by Gosangoku reviews
Eight truths and testaments of their turmultuous relationship. — US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Decode by Gosangoku reviews
World War I. Alfred eventually joins and discovers Arthur torn up in the trenches. - US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
So Complicated by Tinstars reviews
England just wants to wish America a happy Valentine's Day. Why won't he answer the phone?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tainted Love by Barkinglot reviews
Coming to terms with his feelings, England made a decision. The night was now different. Would America sort out his own feelings before it was too late?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Warm Whispers by Gecko Osco reviews
Your warm whispers, out of the dark they carry my heart, into the dawn they carry me through. De-Anon from the kink meme on Livejournal, original prompt asked for pillow talk between America and England. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Falling Stars by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Set in a dystopian alternate timeline in which the United States is abolished following the Vietnam War and Alfred, reduced to humanity, begins to age as the years pass. Oneshot. For Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Art of Kissing and Telling by Gosangoku reviews
An art that they had perfected long ago. — US/UK drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Advantages of Solitude by Jacquzy reviews
It wasn't a date, and he wasn't lonely, and he didn't fancy him. Certainly not. Main pairing US/UK with brief implied Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Heart Is Ever by Gosangoku reviews
He can't stand the silence. Fortunately, Alfred is not the quiet type. Perhaps it's not hopeless for either of them. — US/UK/US. Merry Christmas, SuzumeChiyu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
If Gravity Pulled You Up by Lost Duck Inc reviews
...then you would not need any salvation this night. As he weakened, what Alfred feared the most was observing Arthur becoming too heavy for him, and their Christmas tree tradition getting too big for him. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Here I Am by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pat Down and Felt Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
NATO by backseat compromises reviews
AU. It's Dr Alfred F. Jones' day off and he's utterly bored. Cue boredom relief in the form of a phone call to his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland. Sequel to Arthur's Trip to the Doctor's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Those Intangibles by Tinstars reviews
It's WWII and the boys have to share a tent. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arthur's Trip to the Doctor's by backseat compromises reviews
Arthur Kirkland wakes up with a mysterious ailment that only Dr Alfred F. Jones can cure. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
United Again by AdequateLexicon reviews
Arthur gets a letter in the mail informing him of his school's ten year reunion. USxUK is the main pairing, but others may be hinted at through the course of the story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,126 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hollowed by Childish Sadism reviews
It is the annual Halloween party for the Nations and Canada is the marvelous host this time. The only problem is that he has to keep his brother and England from ruining it. Who would have thought an attic was such a comfortable place. US/UK. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When Love Walks In by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An office AU Hetalia fic, featuring Arthur and Alfred. Arthur Kirkland, Head of Strategic Division, found how his life changed the moment he met his new personal assistant, Alfred F. Jones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Play Your Part by Gosangoku reviews
It was an unconscious schedule by now. They danced around each other and acted their parts. But their own private play had to end somehow. — US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Attractive by lillialyce reviews
Oneshot. America was surprised when he found that, to some people, England was actually considered attractive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reward by Childish Sadism reviews
You crush, tear and destroy whoever gets in our way. I think you deserve a little reward my dear America. US/UK. smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Hate Game by Shatterdoll reviews
The problem: America is furious at England to the point he fears for his life. The really big problem: England doesn't know what he did wrong. Add a jealous Russia and England has quite the mess. AmericaxEnglandxRussia hate triangle, T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Close Every Door by absolute power reviews
There is a dark side to everyone, and a hero is no exception. A kink meme fill. Contains graphic violence and noncon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cherish by Childish Sadism reviews
I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Underneath by Shiny-and-New reviews
It was the look in his eyes that England couldn't forget. US/UK, dark. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme prompt that was basically: America's dark, hidden side.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/12/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Save a Horse, Ride a Gentleman by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Abhor by Childish Sadism reviews
Who ever said you were the one to find me? I was the one who chose you, and now you're trying to run...? you should know better than try to get away. US/UK. Yaoi/Violence/Sadism/among other things.Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Promises, Promises by Mooncatcher reviews
..."Has it ever occurred to you that we now act exactly like a married couple?" USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
Under Our Roof by generalsleepy reviews
AU. Arthur, Alfred, and Matthew. Three broken people, one broken family, trying their best to make do with what they have. Incest, America/England, Cuba/Canada .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Avoidance by Gin-inu reviews
It took nearly three months before England realized America was avoiding him. And he didn't like it. Not one bit. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lie Back and Think of England by Doitsu reviews
He was told to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England. But what he really wanted was to lie back and be with England. UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
For Better, For Worse by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To Imperialism by RobinRocks reviews
Japan wished China wouldn’t be so foolish, trading tea for opium whilst England and America laughed. UKUS/UKxChina/USxChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
Vapor Rub by Gecko Osco reviews
England is sick and America is attentive...England does not know what to make of it. Day 6 for the USUK Valentine's week challenge: To Be Continued!: Continuation of the comic strip 'England Catches a Cold.' USUK of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Chocolate Dilemma by Shatterdoll reviews
For years Valentine's Day has been a nightmare for England, who has in the most roundabout way possible tried to show America how much he cares. A heart shaped box of chocolates might just put an end to that. UKxUS, M for very saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Perils of Unexpected Visitors by saramon reviews
In which America shows up at England's house and expects to stay. Of course that's ridiculous, and of course England isn't going to let him - unless he is. This can't end well - unless it can. USxUK. Christmas-themed and full of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,573 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - America, England/Britain
Le Morte d'Arthur by RobinRocks reviews
FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Counting Kisses by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Growing Pains by Shatterdoll reviews
Ever since his growth spurt, America has been acting defiantly. When England attempts to put him in his place America decides to show him just how grown up he has become... Pre-split AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
United by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Second Star to the Right by webbedfeet reviews
The British National Space Centre makes a last-ditched effort to get more budget by putting England in space, courtesy of NASA and America, the latter of which has an agenda of his own. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Give you the Sky by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Arthur thinks about his relationship with Alfred. Slowly, surely, he comes to terms with his feelings...and then he lets go. One-sided England/America, implied France/England ::Written for the kink meme::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete