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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Sisters Grimm. Hi I'm Puckabrina15 bitches(: I'm a full out dork. I caught the disease around 4th grade when i became obsessed with Sisters Grimm.I still havent found a cure. Not that i want one. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one laughing like an idiot, do the drill! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (not yet) If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're in denial over Briar Rose’s death copy and paste this into your profile. SHE IS NOT DEAD! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus. I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!! Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them! "Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear." A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else. People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world I'd be lying if I told you losing you was somthing I could handle. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. People are going to want you need you exceed you take you love you hate you play you rate you save you and break you but thats what makes you. be strong now because things will get better. it might be stormy now but it can't rain forever. Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions they become habbits. watch your habbits; they become your character. watch your character it becomes your destiny. Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and don't claim to be. But before you start pointing fingers makes sure your own hands are clean. I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else. I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself. I'd rather have hard times together than easy times apart. Remember I'll always love you baby, you're the one who holds my heart. Good friends are like stars you don't always see them but you know they're there. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of time if one only remembers to turn on the light.- Albus Dumbledore. It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow up to be.- Albus dumbledore "Life doesn't pass you by, it runs you over." "If I had my own world, chickens would be able to cross the road without being questioned." ι'м тнє туρє σƒ gιяℓ ωнσ ωιℓℓ вυrѕт συт ℓαυgнιηg I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tihs is so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. Whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, buttface!' Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents? Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.. Somebody needs a Happy Meal... Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. Would you like a cookie? So would I. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. A day without sunshine is like... night. A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom until you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills... A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! I talk back to the TV (often quite loudly) I have choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on) I think Writer's Block sucks. I don't care when people make fun of me, but when someone makes fun of my friends I automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. Actually, I have lost. My mother then posed this question to me, “If you lost, then who won?” I hear voices of the characters in my head... I walk into a room then forget what I'm doing, then start walking away, then remember. I probably need a life, but I have no intentions of getting one! You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls... Alot. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. My favorite word is sarcasm. "I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else. At the start of your life, you will be awarded a lifetime supply of air. Use it wisely. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I don't want to rain on your parade, I just want to blow up all the floats! Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems? When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important. school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe... When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train.. The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. Of course you found it in the last place you looked. If you hadn't found it you'd still be looking Smile. It makes people wonder what your up to. |
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