![]() Author has written 9 stories for Pokémon, Warcraft, Legend of Zelda, Assassin's Creed, and Gears of War. Introduction: Yo! 8D Congratulations, sir/ma'am/unknown, you have successfully found your way to the magical world of Shutthehellupthisismystuff! Here you'll encounter flying monkeys, spot some black zebras with white stripes Or white with black stripes..., and maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky, you'll catch a glimpse of the almighty egg-laying platypus. Oh yeah, and you'll read some stories, too. But whatever. Factfile: Name: Undocumented Valäir online: I like to be the one who shocks the online community with my ingenuity one day, then stupefy them with randomness the next. Even though it's not at all like in real life, and I do try to make it that way, I am incredibly organized, and I need a folder for everything. The computer is where I do most of my writing, though I have been known to write smaller pieces of writings on paper on various occasions. Aside from being an avid writer, I enjoy roleplaying more than most things excluding pie and I believe it is one of the most grammatical sharpening skills out there, besides writing a hugemungo story Like Harry Potter... . If you feel like roleplaying, contact me by one of the links at the bottom, and we can work something out. Or maybe just rock out together. We can be bad mammal jammels. Valäir offline I'm the nerdy, perverted, random, hilarious, super-spazztastic kid with the weirdest yet coolest friends. At school, I guess I have few emotions to show, unless I'm completely surrounded by my friends, which only happens during lunch on normal days. Sometimes I like to act up and get all the preps to give me that 'WTF?' look, which is the BEST part of the day. Alright, away from school... When I'm outside of school with friends, things just get... wackier. My best friend and I will play Brawl Fact: Don't own it anymore. Shame. and kill ourselves with laughter. He's also an avid writer, so we share our work, and criticize each other. Actually, he's the only person who I can be on the phone with and scream profanity at. I've taken a sudden yet extreme liking towards the Pokemon cards solely for their art. I find that the art, especially the Delta Species sets, are quite ingenious and just make me wonder where they really are. I've spotted about four cards from a single set Dragon Frontier incase you needed to know, that have mountains in the sky. For some reason, that amazes the hell out of me xD I realized that, after doing a short poem on paper, that I like doing shorter poems. It's a challenge to find such words that leave an impact in three or so lines. I find that it also seems to give it a bit more meaning. Not saying that longer poems can't have meaning... . Well, I think that's it for now... I'll try to add some stuff later. Links: Myspace: Myspace.com/Allabouthalifax Facebook: Facebook.com/pages/create.php#/profile.php?id=1399156464&ref=profile Gaiaonline: TheHeartlessPuppet Stuff: If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. |
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