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Joined 06-15-08, id: 1605432, Profile Updated: 03-23-09
Author has written 9 stories for Pokémon, Warcraft, Legend of Zelda, Assassin's Creed, and Gears of War.

Introduction:

Yo! 8D

Congratulations, sir/ma'am/unknown, you have successfully found your way to the magical world of Shutthehellupthisismystuff! Here you'll encounter flying monkeys, spot some black zebras with white stripes Or white with black stripes..., and maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky, you'll catch a glimpse of the almighty egg-laying platypus. Oh yeah, and you'll read some stories, too. But whatever.

Factfile:

Name: Undocumented
Alias: Valäir DiMeglio
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Chronic Lover
Last Spotted: Garden gnome punting

Valäir online:

I like to be the one who shocks the online community with my ingenuity one day, then stupefy them with randomness the next. Even though it's not at all like in real life, and I do try to make it that way, I am incredibly organized, and I need a folder for everything. The computer is where I do most of my writing, though I have been known to write smaller pieces of writings on paper on various occasions.

Aside from being an avid writer, I enjoy roleplaying more than most things excluding pie and I believe it is one of the most grammatical sharpening skills out there, besides writing a hugemungo story Like Harry Potter... . If you feel like roleplaying, contact me by one of the links at the bottom, and we can work something out. Or maybe just rock out together. We can be bad mammal jammels.

Valäir offline

I'm the nerdy, perverted, random, hilarious, super-spazztastic kid with the weirdest yet coolest friends. At school, I guess I have few emotions to show, unless I'm completely surrounded by my friends, which only happens during lunch on normal days. Sometimes I like to act up and get all the preps to give me that 'WTF?' look, which is the BEST part of the day.

Alright, away from school... When I'm outside of school with friends, things just get... wackier. My best friend and I will play Brawl Fact: Don't own it anymore. Shame. and kill ourselves with laughter. He's also an avid writer, so we share our work, and criticize each other. Actually, he's the only person who I can be on the phone with and scream profanity at.

I've taken a sudden yet extreme liking towards the Pokemon cards solely for their art. I find that the art, especially the Delta Species sets, are quite ingenious and just make me wonder where they really are. I've spotted about four cards from a single set Dragon Frontier incase you needed to know, that have mountains in the sky. For some reason, that amazes the hell out of me xD

I realized that, after doing a short poem on paper, that I like doing shorter poems. It's a challenge to find such words that leave an impact in three or so lines. I find that it also seems to give it a bit more meaning. Not saying that longer poems can't have meaning... .

Well, I think that's it for now... I'll try to add some stuff later.

Links:

Myspace: Myspace.com/Allabouthalifax

Facebook: Facebook.com/pages/create.php#/profile.php?id=1399156464&ref=profile

Gaiaonline: TheHeartlessPuppet

Stuff:

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

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Only a Shadow by Absol Master reviews
Is Shedinja just a shadow of Ninjask? Is it just a ghost, or does it have a life of its own? A poem about Shedinja.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Thoughts of a Cloud by Acooler1 reviews
How would a Castform pump itself up before a battle? This poem might provide an answer.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Sandbox by Aqua059 reviews
Ikarishipping, Kid!Hikari, Kid!Shinji. She was intrigued by the mysterious boy who never played...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Not Quite As Planned by Aqua059 reviews
Drew ALWAYS taunts May after a Contest. That's the way it's always been...so of course he's taken by surprise when suddenly SHE is a postion to tease HIM. Poor Drew. Mild Contestshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Shaman by Drazyrohk reviews
A poem dedicated to Shamans
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
The Hunter's Heart by Charra Loon reviews
Warcraft poem. Anything further would give away the entire thing.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
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Goddamn Explosives! reviews
Gears of War oneshot - Marcus and the rest of Delta Squad stumble upon some COG soldiers under heavy fire from even heavier artillery. The team must use some... Well, let's just say Delta starts using some real weapons.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Marcus F., Dominic S. - Complete
Ode to Assassin's Creed reviews
Poems about the game Assassin's Creed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Ode to Gears of War reviews
Poems about the game series Gears of War.
Gears of War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Earth reviews
A poem about Twilight Princess' earth in all its haunting, whimsical glory.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Mysteries reviews
Just a simple collection of poems that I have created.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Brother reviews
A poem about a dragon and his lost brother.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Pressure
What happens when an amateur Rogue breaks into a fortress, fights for his life several times, recovers secret documents, and unwittingly frees a town from a tyrant in a single night?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Published: 3/22/2009
Cry from the Dead
Simply a collection of Warcraft Poems I feel like writing.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 368 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
Tales from the Mind of a Crazy Author reviews
My wacky cast of Pokemon characters come together in a crazy and light-spirited yet deep and intricate story with a well hidden and still vibrantly visible plot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008