flockwannabe
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Joined 01-22-12, id: 3654569, Profile Updated: 01-22-12

Hello people of Earth, Mars, and who own computers! I'm flockwannabe because I will mostly write about the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson, because he is totally awesome! I may also write about Harry Potter, because I'm obsessed with that too. XD

I play soccer, like I've been doing since I was five. I love soccer so much, it is like the best sport in the world. I must warn you, if anyone leaves me comments about soccer not being the best sport in the world, I will, "hunt you down and kill you in your sleep" okay? O.o

I must warn you, I'll be typing this on my iPad, so my updates may not be as often as most peoples are. And being the virgin I am, Max and Fang will not be "doing the dirty" in my stories, okay? ;p

Now, I am going to do the things most people do with profiles, write about me! *ugh* JK!!!!!!!! I couldn't write about me if it kills me. That is the only thing I couldn't write about. You see, I'm kinda pycho, so I'll be getting off topic, A LOT! Just like Nudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of Nudge, I have a pet baby unicorn, and I kidnapped Nudge while she was in New York. So you might see her in my disclaimers *ugh*.

BTW, my fanfic idol is It's Fnicking Awesomeness, so I got a few ideas from her. I will have my chapter question which you can answer in a review, and I am hoping to get at least 5 reviews a chapter. :D

My writing style is a little awkward, so I hope it is a little different. So, more about me. Um, I really, really, really, really, want to go to Paris, considering I am taking French. I have brown hair and brown eyes, like "un barfed up chocolate". I have a cat, and an older sister. So, if you want to impersonate me, I pretty much gave you all that you will want to know in my profile, so bring on the clones!

Fly on,

Flockwannabe