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--Instructions: Put your iPod or music on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question.--

How does the world see you?

Wonderful - Everclear (Idk if that's good. It's kind of a sarcastic 'wonderful' XD)

How do you see the world?

Mr. Brightside - The Killers

What do people really think of you?

Vampire Heart - HIM (Uh...)

Will you have a happy life?

The Sharpest Lives - My Chemical Romance (Hmmm i don't think this is good, cuz you know "the sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead")

How can you make other happy?

When I Grow Up - The Pussycat Dolls (i guess i have to grow up...and be famous. lol)

How can you make yourself happy?

Miracle - Cascada

What should you do with your life?

New Life - Eiffel 65 (Uh...does this mean i should find a new life?)

What is some good advice for you?

Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson

What is your current theme son?

Fully Alive - Flyleaf

What does everyoen else think your curren theme song is?

Bad Influence - Pink (maybe...rofl)

Your friends describe you as:

Dead! - My Chemical Romance

Everyone describes your family as:

Dangerous - Cascada (lol)

You describe your family as:

I Will Follor You Into The Dark - Death Cab For Cutie (awwz! well we are close!)

In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

It's My Life - Bon Jovi (XD)

When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Be Prepared - The Lion King (hehe...be prepared, World. Be prepared.)

What is your day going to be like?

Are You Ready - Three Days Grace

What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

Breaking the Habit - Linkin Park (this song does get stuck in my head a lot too so it's perfect!)

Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

Take Me Away -Plain White T's (well...that explains it. XDDD)

If you saw your favorite celebrity walking down the street, you'd jump in front of them and sing:

You're the One That I Want - Grease (LOL. and they'd either fidget uncomfortably, show me their ring finger and say "i'm married..." or they'd start singing with me just for kicks)

What will the new year be all about?

Only the Strongest Will Survive - Breaking Benjamin (uh oh...)

If some strange mythical creature approached you out of nowhere, you'd say:

Rinse - Vanessa Carlton (i dont get it :D)

You reached the top of Mount Everest! The first thing you scream is:

Under the Sea - The Little Mermaid (i must be really confused then. really really confused)

If someone jumped out to try and scare you, you'd scream:

Apologize - One Republic (LOL)

The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

This Is Halloween - The Nightmare Before Christmas (and they'll give me a look and be like "no it's not, it's Christmas. Quit being weird.")

What was your theme song when you were a child?

Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy

Your philosophy in life is:

Fashionista - Jimmy James (Alice would be so proud of me)

Your childhood memories make you think:

I Hate Everything About Your - Three Days Grace (uh...i dont think that works)

Right now, your feelings are:

Don't Phunk With My Heart - Black Eyed Peas (lol)

Do people secretly lust after you?

Like The Angel - Rise Against (i'm just gonna say yes =D)

What type of men/women do you like?

I Miss You - Blink 182

The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Over My Head (Cable Car) - The Fray (does that sound good to you? =/)

Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

This Is My Last Resort - Papa Roach (what? ! ...that might be a bad omen)

You'll dance your first dance to:

Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down (thats a weird song to dance your first dance to)

During sex you scream:

Gimme More - Britney Spears (*stifles burst of laughter*)

Will you ever have children?

No Boundaries - Adam Lambert (does that mean a lot of children?)

You last words on this earth will be:

Clowns - Tatu (lol. clowns.)

What song will play at your funeral?

Break Your Heart - Taio Cruz (???)

What will people remember you for?

sk8r boi - Avril Lavigne

Your greatest fear:

Papercut - Linkin Park (o.O)

Your deepest secret:

Wolf Like Me - TV On The Radio (i'm not a wolf, it's lying! *puts on Team Vamp shirt*)

Your innermost desire:

Thriller - Michael Jackson

Why are you doing this survery?

Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna

Your message to the world?

Assassin - Muse

Your farewell message to the readers of this:

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston (uh...sure. lol)

-Fill Our #s 1-13 With Twilight Names In A Random Order-

1-Jacob

2-Rosalie

3-Esme

4-Renesmee

5-Carlisle

6-Edward

7-Aro

8-Leah

9-Jasper

10-Bella

11-Alice

12-Jane

13-Emmett

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Aro/Esme... if i'm not being bias they would be on the angst side. but that is just gross! think of poor Carlisle! :(

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Renesmee/Bella... definitely fluffy

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Rosalie/Jasper... well...it's...possible...

4) One and Eleven are going out. What are the other characters' reactions?

Jacob and Alice... OK, that is just disgusting. really. whoever invented this is really messed up! (oh, wait. i put them in that order...)

Alice: I can't see my own future! D=

Werewolves: That is SICK, Jake!

Vampires: Erm...Alice?

Jasper: As long as Alice is happy... What am i saying? FUCK NO JACOB BLACK, PREPARE TO DIE!

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Fice?

Leah/Emmett or Edward/Carlisle... Edward and Carlisle!

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the series?

Jane? hell no! my men Jasper, Emmett and Edward are!

7)Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

i think Esme would be kind and understanding if Alice and Leah got...together... =/

8)Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Renesmee/Rosalie - The Joys of Being An Aunt

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Bella/Jacob? yes. well only when they are friends

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Carlisle/Emmett?... erm...no.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Edward/Jasper... that's hard to say. i think they'd be equal, but they'd fight for dominance a lot XD

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Jacob/Emmett? two words: FUCK NO.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Alice/Esme... ???

14) What would happen in Twelve/Seven had a baby?

if Jane and Aro had a baby...it would be no Renesmee, that's for sure =/

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Rosalie/Jacob/Leah? Warning: lots and lots of hate.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Renesmee and Jane...married? Carlisle would be speechless XD

17) Have you read a Five/Ten fic before?

Carlisle/Bella... nope

18) Do you think Thirteen is hot? How hot?

Emmett? Emmett is smokin HOT! =D

19) What would happen if Six got One pregnant?

Edward gets Jacob... DEAR GOD, NO!

20) Do you recall any good fics about Nine?

Jasper? yes, yes i certainly do! =)

21) Would Seven and Two make a good couple?

Aro/Rosalie... NO

22) Twelve/Eight or Twelve/Nine?

Jane/Leah or Jane/Jasper... thats just all kinds of wrong

23) What would happen if Six discovered Five and Four in bed together?

if Edward discovered Carlisle and Renesmee in...bed...together... THAT IS SICK! you should be ashamed of yourself!

24) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Ten/Two fic.

Bella/Rosalie... my creative juices arent flowing right now =D

25) Is there such a thing as a Nine/Eleven romantic fluff story?

Jasper/Alice? OF COURSE!

26) Suggest a title for a One/Eight Hurt/Comfort fic.

Jacob/Leah... It's OK, I Love You XD i think they'd be good together

27) What kind of plot would you use if Three wanted to seduce One?

Esme and Jacob. i think i'm gonna be sick if you keep making me picture these things

28) Does anyone you know read Thirteen/Three slash?

Emmett/Esme... hahaha that's not slash FAIL!

29) If you wrote a songfic about Ten, what song would you choose?

Bella? erm...first one that pops into my head is I Miss You by Blink 182 =D

30) If Seven was cheated on by Two with Six, what would Seven say?

if Aro was cheated on by Rosalie...with Edward... Aro would start plotting revenge. Nobody steals from or is chosen over Aro! beware, Edward, beware...

Extra) "(5) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (11). (5), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (9), and a brief unhappy affair with (10), then ends up being stalked by (1) after (2) set them up on a blind date. After hiring (8) and (13) to kill the creep, (5) follows the wise advice of (12) and moves next door to (4)'s family. There, (5) encounters his/her best childhood friend (3), who invites (5) to a party, where he/she finally finds true love with (6)."

Carlisle and Aro are in a happy relationship until Aro runs off with Alice. Carlisle, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jasper, and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then ends up being stalked by Jacob after Rosalie set them up on a blind date. After hiring Leah and Emmett to kill the creep, Carlisle follows the wise advice of Jane and moves next door to Renesmee's family. There, Carlisle encounters his best childhood friend Esme, who invites Carlisle to a party, where he finally finds true love with Edward.

ROFLMFO! i could see Rosalie setting someone up on a blind date with Jacob as a joke XD Aro ran off with Alice O_O awwwz, he found true love with Edward x3

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The Vow by Jaina-Writes reviews
What if Jacob never saw Renesmee? What if he jumped out the window and phased? What if he never learned that Bella made the transformation? Jacob vowed two things that day. 1. To kill any Cullen on sight, even Esme. 2 He would never fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Heat by brunseab reviews
As Renesmee draws closer to maturity, she struggles to define herself. A story of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
For the Love of a Daughter by SleeplessStoryteller13 reviews
Nessie knew the truth about who her father was and she decided to go to him and get to know him without her mother's permission. The only way that she could do that was to become a maid in the Cullen household since Edward didn't know that she existed. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,312 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Aftermath by KendrahB98 reviews
Renesmee makes a choice. It changes her life, for better or for worse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Don't Die For Me by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
Renesmee's thoughts during her family's gathering of witnesses and their encounter with the Volturi. Breaking Dawn one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Edward, Bella] Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Eavesdropping by linkpika reviews
Poor Jasper is about to find out that things aren't always what they seem. Especially if your listening in to your niece and a werewolf thats imprinted on her. 376 percent crack.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Winter with Renesmee by PhoenixRyder16 reviews
One shot. Just a sweet moment with Jacob and Renesmee. Oh how I wish boys were like this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Samitballi reviews
Renesmee's life is a struggle; a butterfly against a hurricane. Hard times are ahead. But this butterfly has a wolf and a family of vampires standing as protection…or does she? SEQUEL TO YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,800 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Rooftop Views by ofcertainty reviews
Paul imprints on the new girl in town, Georgia.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,269 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Paul
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
A Gifted Curse by Invalid User No Longer In Use reviews
Rated T. Carlisle goes to Aro for a favor. On Esme's birthday he wishes to give Esme her own son - blood related in replace of one she lost centuries ago. They have twins:Edward and Jasper, but Now the gift is turning into a curse, will Heaven sing...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,644 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Crashed Slumber Party by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
In Eclipse, when Jacob promises Bella that he'll come and save her from being held hostage, he doesn't give her a chance to protest. How will the Cullen ladies react to Jacob's invasion? And how will the Cullen men react when they find out what happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Alice, Esme - Complete
Moonlight by x.Heart of Gold.x reviews
Bella, Jasper and Emmett Swan are moving to Forks to live with their dad. Where they meet the Cullens. Follow their adventures as they learn the truth about the Cullens... Cullens are vampires, Swans are human... Usual pairings E/B J/A E/R C/E..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,158 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Let You Go by storyteller-xo reviews
Nessie&Jake have a growing relationship, but when Nessie runs away, Jacob is torn apart. Could they ever find each other again? -I am terrible at summaries.- Please review. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Target by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
Set in Eclipse: What would have happened if Bella came home from her 'slumber party' while Riley was still in her room?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Shooting Stars by AshlenRose reviews
Renesmee is pretty, smart, funny, & half vampire. She starts school at La Push making many new friends. Suddenly everything changes & Nessie is forced to see that things aren't always as they seem. When Nessie is in danger will her best friend Jake help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,737 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Your Guardian Angel by Samitballi reviews
Once upon a time there was a half-vampire hybrid; an imprinted werewolf; a hopelessly devoted vampire & an army of angry new born vampires hell bent on Nessie's demise. Who's the guardian angel to a girl with a troubled life & a free soul? ORIGINALLY DUSK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,625 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Renesmee's Childhood Story by BellaNessieCullen reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens are living happily, at first. Renesmee starts school but it seems the Volturi are after her again and they could come at anytime. Are the Cullen's going to be able to keep her safe? Mostly Bella and Renesmee's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
CinderBella by Jral reviews
Bella's father dies, leaving her in the care of her stepmother and stepsisters. A move across the country to a little town called Forks may be just what she needs to make her happily ever after come true. M for language/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,557 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Hunted by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella Jasper & Rose were adopted by Esme. Edward Alice & Emmett by Carlisle. Bella & Edward hate each other the second they meet. Carlisle proposes to Esme. Bella gets a phone call: her parents murderer escaped from prison & is coming to kill her too. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pure White by NerdGurl89 reviews
Alex was a shy 19 year old, never prone to get angry or even lose her temper. But when one insignificant thing sets her off, it sends her down a path she never knew existed. Rated T just to be safe for now. I have no idea!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Seth
Don't Shoot The Messenger by x.Just.A.Phase.x reviews
Jacob asked Renesmee to marry him, she said yes! But someone has to tell Edward..... and Seth 'pulls the short straw'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Seth - Complete