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Heyyyy mii name is Mei Kuei and I'm 15. I absolutly am in lurve w/yaoi. I think that sasu/naru are sooo cute togetther. I also like Inu/Kouga, Bakoutsu/Inu,Kago/Inu,Inu/Sessho( i Kno they are brothers but w/e), Miroku/Inu,and Sango/Inu. I also like...no wait LOVE ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND!!It is the most romantic and adorable manga ever. I like reading Shojo Beat for the new stories and the fashion section. I have literally put my mom in debt buy clothes and random cute items from online anime websites since theres only 1 place where I live and they sell stuff like deathnote books and stuff.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Controversial Issues

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. (You know, actually... There was/is a woman who married a dolphin. No Joke)

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

SMILING

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu.

When someone smiled at me today I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin-

When he smiled I realised I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile, then I realised it's worth-

A single smile, just like mine, could travel round the earth.

So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected-

Let's start an epidemic quick and get the world infected!

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'

11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)

24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.

25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!'

27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'

28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'

29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'

Doctor Seuss in the Golden Years (author unknown)

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God. What can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

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Ride'em Cowboy by Spoon - As in the Utensil reviews
I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost And Found by Anthoinette reviews
Sasuke loses his memories. A whole new Sasuke comes to the light! But which sasuke will last? The adorable new Suke, or the old bastard Uchiha? Either way; Naruto will have to deal with it... Narusasu, a horny Konoha and very uke Sasuke! * On Hold! *
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,994 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Does this shirt make me look by Spoon - As in the Utensil reviews
When shopping turns kinky. sasu/naru Yaoi, lemon, M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Teme and the Dobe by AllXx4XxU reviews
Sasuaru: Sasuke is in denial, who is having a horrible morning, its because of a cursed bridge. Naruto is using big words, and taking a couple of hits to the head, what's gonna happen next?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday by doodlelover reviews
Birthday fic for Sasuke. Naruto is two years older than Sasuke. Too bad it's the boy's birthday and he always gets what he wants. Especially if it's a yummy blonde. SasuNaruSasu, bondage, boyxboy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty Nympho Ninjas III by michelerene reviews
Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Anthoinette reviews
The seven deadly sins of Naruto. Sasuke will explain to you how he experiences them. And of course, Naruto will explain Sasuke's sins. Narusasu, please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ugly Duckling by Say0mi Saki reviews
Kagome use to be the "ugly duckling" in her perfect little family. She was always taunted & under the shadow of her older sister. A chance arises for her to go abroad & she takes the offer. She's back & ready for revenge. WARNING: OLD STORY/CHAR. BASHING
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,359 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Ovesensitized by BloodHoarder reviews
Naruto wakes up with a major predicament...Heavy Sasunaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Studying Dirty Style by SasuNaru69 reviews
Oneshot. what will happen when Naruto and Kiba have a study session at Kiba's house and confess their felling for each other? find out! BoyxBoy if u dont like then dont read. PLZ R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Sounds by Anthoinette reviews
Sakura hears some interesting sounds from a room. When she listens closely she regonizes them. As Sasuke's and Naruto's... NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm In Love With A Stripper by QueenOfBronx reviews
Rated M, InuxKag, MirxSan, SessxRin. SO many people made Inuyasha fanfics that's titled I'm In Love With A Stripper. But, I'm here to give you a BETTER one and trust me it's worth it! Kagome is having some bill problems so she has to work as a...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
18 Inches Doggy Style by SasuNaru69 reviews
what happens to Naruto when Kiba learns the Enlargement Jutsu? Oneshot. this one shot is for my BEST friend and brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Bathroom Love by SasuNaru69 reviews
oneshot. what happens when Iruka goes with Kakashi on a date to the movies? will Iruka give in to Kakashi's will and lust?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete