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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Inuyasha, Valdemar universe, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Don't Panic!

Easy for you to say. I am the one living in Texas. Contradictions? We got that. We got a lot of guns too. And some nutty Dems, but gotta love their balls. All our politicians are nutty. All pols are nutty.

All I know is that the answer to life is forty-two and that two plus two equals five.

Except when they say otherwise.

The only thing I believe in is that there is in fact a chance that JK will realize she is a sublimal slasher and make the Harry Potter books a Draco/Harry slash.

So what if Draco's blonde? He's still the seme. Harry and Will just need to embrace the inner blondeness.

Jack's a seme too. Ignore the eyeliner. I know I can't. It looks far too good on him.

But above all else, Oscar Wilde deserves worship, for, if nothing, else making us all realize the vital Importance of Being Ernest.


There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.--Oscar Wilde

Only the shallow know themselves and the wise contridict themselves.

I am also well bred.

Against Stupidity, the gods themselves, contend in vain.
Nightfall is coming.

The Best Kiss of Screen History= Velvet Goldmine, Rhys Meyers and Mcgreggor.

It takes real men to kiss on screen. And look so damned good doing it.

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Fractured Triangle by Fyrie reviews
Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Voices of Wizards by Katie of Gryffindor reviews
WIP - To take the Hogwarts students' minds off the rise of You-Know-Who, the teachers institute a singing contest. Who'll sing? Who'll win? RR to see! CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR IS F I N A L L Y UP! The Contest is OVER! See who wins(slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,839 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Seeing Grey by Iggie reviews
{Updated} At the battered age of thirteen, Remus Lupin is accepted to Hogwarts with the arrival of a new Headmaster. Surviving lycanthropy, the Underground werewolf community, the Marauders, and the arrival of the Dark, Remus is in for one rough fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 350,144 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Remus L.
Æternus Noctem by Remii reviews
Darkness filled his heart, no breath of life could take away his pain. His sole thought was the downfall of Voldemort, but at what cost? [Implied, not decided, slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,206 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Season of Healing by Dien Alcyone reviews
This fic has been discontinued. The author offers her sincere apologies and thanks to all the fans who continue to express interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,834 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
This Side of Me by cherrycola69 reviews
Saving his mortal enemy in a moment of insanity Draco is suddenly labelled a hero. Floundering in a new life and hiding from Death Eaters with Harry he finds that his allegiance isn’t the only thing that’s changed DH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All Torn Down by Obake reviews
Draco's world has been turned upside down, and he is left searching for a ray of light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,074 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
A Single Choice by Silver IceWind reviews
[possible slash] What happens if one decision changed everything? That terrible night in Godric's Hollow... what if Lucius was the one to take Harry home instead of the Dursleys? Decide to raise him with Narcissa? Destinys change... but for the better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,587 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lullaby of a Dragon by Mysticalsoul reviews
Something happens in potions, and Harry is turned into a child. Draco has no choice but to take care of him, and everyday Harry gains one year, changing his mind, his outward appearance and his soul. Chap.9 Updated! Harry/Draco SLASH! R/R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Adventures in Obvious FanFiction Plotlines by audig reviews
*CHAPTER 1.6 UP* An obvious plotline with a bit of an odd twist. Some slash but mostly just good, clean, off the wall, audig-is-crazy parody. AWESOME.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The House Championship: The Underhand Way by Bobbi reviews
MWPP make a bet with the Slytherins over who will win the House Championship. As each side gets more determined, rules and morals are discarded completely... Ch 4 - the quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Sirius B., Severus S.
The Lightning Letters by Ari Munami reviews
800 years on from the fall of Voldemort, a young historian sets out to solve the mystery of the Lightning Letters. Slashy. Chapter 5: Iris and Co visit the Manor. *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
When Darkness Comes to Call by Coffee Bean1 reviews
Are you sick of those American Mary Sues that always happen to "transfer" to hogwarts or participate in a "foreign exchange program". Well, now the Brits are soming here! That's right! See your favorite HP characters on our stomping ground!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Overheard by Kiara7 reviews
COMPLETE. Harry notices Draco in a moment of weakness. It isn't long before Harry falls for him and they decide to get together but what happens when Lucius finds out. We are officially at the Dursleys! Rated for the appearance of swear words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,535 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Most Unlikely Dare by Mystrana reviews
During a month long summer-school session, Ron dares Hermione to set up the two least likely people. Will Hermione be able to do it? FIC NOW COMPLETE. However, the proper Chapter 25 has been posted, for anyone who was wanting to see what happened!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,860 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation by Courteney reviews
Harry/Draco Slash ^^^Chapter 20^^^ “It’s engraved,” Draco said softly, pulling the ring out of the box. He held it up so Harry could read the inscription written inside the band: Together forever, I will always love you, ~Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,750 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
For Earth is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky by Chastity1 reviews
[complete] "Love, if you love me, lie next to me. Be for me, like rain, the getting out of the tiredness, the fatuousness, the semi-lust of intentional indifference..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,509 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/9/2001 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tragic Romance of Hedwig and Crookshanks by The Cynic reviews
Hedwig and Crookshanks star in this dramatic piece as star-crossed lovers. What happens when an owl and a cat fall in love? How will they cope? For that matter (more importantly, of course), how will they snog? I have an odd sense of humor. Please don't s
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2001
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Porridge reviews
Draco is Bored. Seamus has an Idea. Basically, Harry is Screwed. In several ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fairy Tale reviews
I was a man on the edge, and I tripped and fell off the sharp knife point I was flouncing down.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2003
Vale reviews
(Vale means goodbye in Latin) I studied you, Harry. I know you, but you will never know me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Sparrow and The Starling reviews
Jack shares a secret with two other men, one living, one dead. When that secret leads to the death of Elizabeth, it will send Will and Jack into a whirlwind of discovery, adventure, and lust.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
Sins of the Father reviews
Lucius is an unwilling actor in a drama that played out in his past, and now, in his son’s. Implied Harry/Draco, James/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Remember reviews
Do you remember how happy we were? I do. I remember, too, when it all began to fall apart. ((Slash, OotP spoilers))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
And Another Sip of Grog reviews
waited for her to leave. She left. He waited to forget, to go back to his happy existence. He didn’t.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2003
Your So Mine reviews
Third in my series of Bishounen parody songfics. A parody of "Your So vain" from Harry's point of view about Draco. Slashy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love reviews
Second in my series of bishounen parody songfics. Parody of the song, "The Rose"
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
Bishounen reviews
First in my series of Bishounen parody songfics. A Parody of "Pretty Girl" adressed to Sesshoumaru
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15/2003
No Scar reviews
You, Mrs. Hermione Weasley-Granger are charged with the murder of one Harry James Potter. Do you deny this accusation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Predator reviews
A slightly disturbing vignette about Harry's descent into darkness and the only one who can see through his mask. Harry POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kikyo reviews
Kikyo. The sweet poison still seeps through my veins. The sweet kisses created a void. One that Kagome wants to fill.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/2/2003
Increasing Knowladge reviews
A short alternate ending/aditional scene to the amazing play "Inherit the Wind" Features Hornbeck and Cates.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2003
Voldemort reviews
Beauty is gone. Art has been replaced by survival. The once proud ministry clings to the shipwreck, alongside mudbloods and muggles. Hope has nearly died, but in the hearts of few, sheer mulishness holds on. (A dark vignette from Harry’s point of view a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Harry P., Harry P.