Paul The Poor Puffin
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Joined 11-12-02, id: 293640
"I want to lie,shipwrecked and comatose,sipping fresh mango juice,goldfishes nipping at my toes...fun,fun,fun in the sun,sun,sun!"

I am Paul,the poor puffin.Just Paul for short.
The "poor" in my name has nothing to do with money.I'm mishapen.But Paul The Poor Mishapen Puffin would be ridiculous to say each time,even if I did say you could just shorten my name to Paul.But of course,this is only my logic.
I'm usually insane...so be warned before you read any of my works.They usually make no sense and have no plot.I only post them for my own amusement,but I hope that,somewhere out there,there is someone who is as sick and demented as I am.Happy reading!