the.crowd.can.wait
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Joined 11-30-02, id: 302150
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Me: So, welcome to my liar...I mean, profile. Come on in, make yourself at home. May I offer you a drink?

Draco: You may offer me one.

Me: Draco! Go back to the basement. Sorry, he's not used to having company over.

Draco: What if I don't want to?

Me: Don't make me get the whip out.

Harry: Oh, sure. So *he* gets the whip. What about me?

Me: It'll be your turn later, Harry darling.

Harry: In that case... *plops down on couch.*

Me: *chuckles* Oh, those two. Forever acting out. *whispers to Draco and Harry* If you two don't stop...

Hermione: *Crashes through the window and rolls on the floor, Indiana Jones theme is heard in the background.* Harry, Harry! I'm here to save you!

Harry: *looks puzzled* Hermione? What are you doing here?

Hermione: *exasperated sigh* Did I not just say that, Harry. I'm here to rescue you.

Harry: Rescue me?

Hermione: *looks around...sees Draco and Me.* Oh no! Not you too, Draco! *Glares at Me* You EVIL vixen!

Draco/Harry/Me: VIXEN??

Draco: Hermione, what are you raving about?

Hermione: She's kidnapped the both of you and is using you for her own sexual pleasures!

Harry: And this is bad...how?

Draco: I'm with Harry. I'm just not seeing the downside.

Hermione: She's brainwashed you too! *Thinking out loud.* I can see that these two aren't going to be much of a help. I guess it's up to me to stop her. *glances around.* If I can just find some way to trap her...Ah-ha! The chandelier! I'm going to need...

Me: Uh...Crazy-Lady-who's-just-crashed-into-my-lair/profile...I can hear everything you're saying. *Holds up remote control, presses button* *door to far left opens...two large, violent german shepards step out,growling menacingly* I think this should be up to Harry and Draco. *turns to the two boys.* If you want to go with her, you three may walk out of here unscathed...however, if you wish to stay with me, and be my willing love slaves, Klaus and Schneider over here will attack, and run her out of here forever. The choice is yours.

Hermione: Harry, Draco. I love you two. Please choose me! We can live in peace forever!

Draco: Hmm...peace with Hermione...or mad, crazy monkey sex with the "vixen?" Decisions...decisions...Well...my mind's made up. I choose the life of mad, crazy monkey sex. Harry?

Harry: Sorry Hermione, love. I love you too, but I gotta go with Draco on this one. I'm in.

Me: Very well then. *whistles* Klaus, Schneider.

Klaus/Schneider: *foams at the mouth for a bit.* *Then attacks.*

Hermione: *sobs* *Runs screaming back out the window.*

door opens on the far right.* *Ron enters, wrapped in a sheet, looking deliciously ruffled.*

Ron: Vixie, Darling. Come back to bed.

Me: Coming, Ronnie dear! Harry, Draco? Give me half an hour. *Remembers you, standing there.* Oh, sorry, love. Forgot you were there. *smirks* Harry, Draco, would you care to, uh...entertain our guest while I'm away? *winks* Enjoy yourself love.

Questions? E-mail me at kayindiamonds@yahoo.com or im me at i kill you inc.

Cheers loves,
"Vixie"
the.crowd.can.wait

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Nest of Vipers by Inara reviews
In a world where Voldemort triumphs, Hermione Granger and Charlie Weasley's self identities are in danger. Both must struggle for all they fight for...even it if means joining their enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,269 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Book Three: Love by Calypso in Love reviews
With Hermione falling ill and Draco dealing with his own problems, things don't look too bright for our heroes. Add in an evil villain, a psycho father and things are looking downright hopeless! Will things work out? Third in a trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,351 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Dragon's Queen by Calypso in Love reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione are the only ones in Hogwarts that understand each other completely, and when they finally admit that (grudgingly), they discover that sparks fly when they're together. Features slightly deceitful Hermione and misunderstood Dra
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trip to paradise, sort of by hermione weasley4 reviews
Welcome to Riverside's, the coolest spot in the wizard world. What happens when you mix Harry's gang, sun, clubs, crushes, bikinis, jealousy ,and bonfires? Click and find out! R/Hr, H/G Chapter 14 NOW uploaded!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,457 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Ties That Bound by Senna2 reviews
This is the story of a girl who lost everyone she ever loved, who gave up everything she ever loved. Discover the life of Lily Evans and her friends as they make their way in Hogwarts, and in life. **COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,050 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gilded by Mandy2 reviews
Sequel to Gilded Lily. Harry's world is just unfolding as he meets new people and discovers old secrets. He & his rival, Libby Black, are transported to another universe, & Harry gets to see what it would have been like if his parents had lived. 12 AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,538 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 7/20/2001 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Once Upon A Fairy Tale by Suli reviews
When Hermione gets paired with Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini for a school project, she's expecting the worst. Little does she know that they're going to be sucked into a fairy tale! Much madness and romance ensues. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,849 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Title in Progress by marysuemarauder reviews
Dumbledore starts an exchange program to promote unity during the first rise of Voldemort. Two girls, one Irish and one American, arrive at Hogwarts in their sixth year. What will Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs make of them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2002
The Return of the Camping Trip by Gwen Potter reviews
::COMPLETED, and recently AU:: The sequel to The Camping Trip! Five years later, George and Hermione take a special camping trip for their five year anniversary. CHAPTER 6: GOODBYES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Road trip by Escritora reviews
**COMPLETE** Harry, Hermione, Ron, Cho, Ginny, and Draco take a road trip (Muggle style!) to celebrate graduation. Romance, resentment, and adventure bloom! R/R! Some beginning D/Hr and Ron/Cho!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,566 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 2/20/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Camping Trip by Gwen Potter reviews
AU. George and Hermione have to go on a camping trip for Muggle Studies, sans magic. Fluffy romance ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Book Two: Love is Pain by Calypso in Love reviews
*complete!*Hermione and Draco are now engaged and working as interns at Hogwarts, but a new Dark Lord is on the rise. Hermione is captured and comes back changed... too changed. Will our fave couple survive their troubles and find happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Gilded Lily by Mandy2 reviews
Lily, a high society girl, gave only a rare glimpse of truth to her hoards of admirers and friends, until James returned. She's nearly sold by her stepmother and falls hard for James, denying it to everyone, including the easiest deceived, James. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 128,388 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 6/29/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Book One: Pain is Bitter by Calypso in Love reviews
*complete* Dr/Hr Hermione has family problems, & Draco is determined to help her to make up for the cruel things he has done over the years. But will his help be enough? And will love triumph under terrible circumstances? Warning: Violence and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,433 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/13/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paris L'Amor by strawberrydaquiri1 reviews
Hermione goes to France for the summer and surprisingly meets Draco there...PLEASE R/R! this is my first fic...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Lines I Cannot Cross by Erin Faith reviews
Hermione plans for an exciting summer-she's going to an Advanced Magic school! Draco plans for the same event... But they don't know they're going together. Fighting? Love? Hermione slapping Draco across the face? Why don't you read and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2002 - Published: 6/5/2001
Romeo and Juliet: The Bewitched Version reviews
Hogwarts is putting on a presentation of Romeo and Juliet: The Bewitched Version. Guess who's chosen as the lead. D/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.