Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Me: So, welcome to my liar...I mean, profile. Come on in, make yourself at home. May I offer you a drink?Draco: You may offer me one. Me: Draco! Go back to the basement. Sorry, he's not used to having company over. Draco: What if I don't want to? Me: Don't make me get the whip out. Harry: Oh, sure. So *he* gets the whip. What about me? Me: It'll be your turn later, Harry darling. Harry: In that case... *plops down on couch.* Me: *chuckles* Oh, those two. Forever acting out. *whispers to Draco and Harry* If you two don't stop... Hermione: *Crashes through the window and rolls on the floor, Indiana Jones theme is heard in the background.* Harry, Harry! I'm here to save you! Harry: *looks puzzled* Hermione? What are you doing here? Hermione: *exasperated sigh* Did I not just say that, Harry. I'm here to rescue you. Harry: Rescue me? Hermione: *looks around...sees Draco and Me.* Oh no! Not you too, Draco! *Glares at Me* You EVIL vixen! Draco/Harry/Me: VIXEN?? Draco: Hermione, what are you raving about? Hermione: She's kidnapped the both of you and is using you for her own sexual pleasures! Harry: And this is bad...how? Draco: I'm with Harry. I'm just not seeing the downside. Hermione: She's brainwashed you too! *Thinking out loud.* I can see that these two aren't going to be much of a help. I guess it's up to me to stop her. *glances around.* If I can just find some way to trap her...Ah-ha! The chandelier! I'm going to need... Me: Uh...Crazy-Lady-who's-just-crashed-into-my-lair/profile...I can hear everything you're saying. *Holds up remote control, presses button* *door to far left opens...two large, violent german shepards step out,growling menacingly* I think this should be up to Harry and Draco. *turns to the two boys.* If you want to go with her, you three may walk out of here unscathed...however, if you wish to stay with me, and be my willing love slaves, Klaus and Schneider over here will attack, and run her out of here forever. The choice is yours. Hermione: Harry, Draco. I love you two. Please choose me! We can live in peace forever! Draco: Hmm...peace with Hermione...or mad, crazy monkey sex with the "vixen?" Decisions...decisions...Well...my mind's made up. I choose the life of mad, crazy monkey sex. Harry? Harry: Sorry Hermione, love. I love you too, but I gotta go with Draco on this one. I'm in. Me: Very well then. *whistles* Klaus, Schneider. Klaus/Schneider: *foams at the mouth for a bit.* *Then attacks.* Hermione: *sobs* *Runs screaming back out the window.* door opens on the far right.* *Ron enters, wrapped in a sheet, looking deliciously ruffled.* Ron: Vixie, Darling. Come back to bed. Me: Coming, Ronnie dear! Harry, Draco? Give me half an hour. *Remembers you, standing there.* Oh, sorry, love. Forgot you were there. *smirks* Harry, Draco, would you care to, uh...entertain our guest while I'm away? *winks* Enjoy yourself love. Questions? E-mail me at kayindiamonds@yahoo.com or im me at i kill you inc. Cheers loves, |
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