MIKO-SENPAI
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ELLO i iz mikoto good freind of KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy and Usagi Elric who call me miko-chan.

lf you wish to torture and kill envy painfully, copy and paste this to your profile

i say hi to u all and i hope u like my stories. =3

talking to yourself is the first sign of a genious... =3

people who dont know me think i'm crazy, my friends and family think i'm the funnyest person in da world. fear my logic.

dislikes:cages, the numbers 2 and 7, orochimaru, the guys who killed obito, the baka humunculi from fma and when my bombs and stuff dont work.

likes:tobi, food, art, anime, manga, konoha, SUGAR, FMA, BLEACH, NARUTO, RANMA, fighting, ninja tools(weapons) and blowing stuff (my enemys, mwahahahaha!!!!)

Name: c.m. or m.h.

Nick Names: grump, mikoto, miko-chan, miko-senpai puppy

Location: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! *Whispers*Australia, Sssshhhh, shut the hell up!

Age:13

Gender: it (female)

Religion: None. why bother, in my world I'm the evil ruler no one else!

Fave Bands/Music artists: Paramore, Hex Girls(yes, they are a real band), Good Charlotte, Owl City.(ans many other i cant

Zodiac: aquarious

Hobies:Drawing, Writing, Surfin' the Web, TV, hanging with the wackos i call friends.

Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe
Can't stand me? Sit down
Can't face me? Turn around
Love me? Great
Hate me? Even better
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me
Don't like my style? Don't like yours
Don't know me? Don't judge me
Think you know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it!

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and
he
said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and
he
said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and
...once
again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked... See Moreaway, tears streaming down her f...ace the...
... See Moreboy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty
you're beautiful. Idon't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be
with you forever. And Iwouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
THE END ...Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your
true love willrealize they like you. Something good will happen to
you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email,
outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your
life. If you breakthis chain letter you will be cursed with 10
relationship problems forthe next ten years. If you post this to 15
pages in 15 minutes, you'resaf

I BELIEVE this: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. this is from Crystalshake. Crystalshake don't get mad at me from doing this. i sorry.

(\_/)
('.') Copy and paste this Bunny
('')_('') into your profile to help him gain
world domination

/\_
O_O This is G.I.R.
/ \ Copy and paste him to
‾‾‾ help him spread the Irken and taco invasion.

"They Pushed Her"


Carmen Winstead

was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom.

The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT:

2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name- you'll find this to be true If you don't repost this saying "they pushed her" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Camoron will come for you.

PLEASE repost this or Cameron will get you.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

i got this from my friend Miko-chan - "You know you have a lot of shit when your room is a bottomless pit and you filled it!" LOL! XD

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy thin on your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix copy this onto your profile

If you are the kind of person that pushes a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can't help but get frustrated by writers that do the same annoying things you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you go around to different profiles just to find things to put onto your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.

In a 1st grade class, the teacher is teaching the kids vocabulary and grammar. The teacher says, "Okay, children! Can someone give me a sentence
with the word 'fascinate'?" A little girl raises her hand and answers, "I went to the zoo and found the monkey exhibit fascinating." The teacher says, "Close, butnot quite. Any one else?" A little boy raises his hand and answers, "My sister bought a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight." Copy and paste this on your profile if you think children are living in a corrupt world.

If you have to take medication in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate hypocrites copy this and the above on your profile.

If you wish that you were better at faking an English accent, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever want to date a person who had an English accent, copy and paste this on your profile

If your ever wondered what the big deal was about English accents, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that it rocks to be a girl because we look hot in both girl and guy cloths, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think you should be the President of Cartoon Network because apparently
the current one sucks, add your name and Copy and paste this on your profile: Icewhip, Nagasha, SecretMatildaBlackwell, DrgonRidngFaeryWitch, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

If you have ever attempted alchemy or looked for an alchemy book in the library then copyand paste this to your profile.

If you think cartoon x-over stories should be made into movies and/or TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Halloween as much as I do copy into your profile and put your name. Sakkee, TLSoulDude, ArtimisHowl, SecretMatildaBlackwell, DrgonRidngFaeryWitch, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

STOP ANIMAL ABUSE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO

If you ever wondered how Demyx got into the Organization, paste this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you think that flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.

If you're too old for trick-or-treating, but dress up for Halloween anyway, copy and paste this into your profile and give your name and costume. TLSoulDude: Zombie pirate ArtimisHowl: Different each time, SecretMatildaBlackwell: Different each year, DrgoRidngFaeryWitch

Anyone who says Halloween is satanic is a poo-poo head. If you agree. copy this, paste it in your profile, and say your name (optional): TLSoulDude, ArtimisHowl, SecretMatildaBlackwell, DrgonRidngFaeryWitch

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like unweird people, copy this into your profile.

If you dispise shunners of weirdness put this on your profile

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, DragonFriend95, Labrat23, Grossology Fanatic, Secret MatildaBlackwell, DrgonRidngFaeryWitch

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you haven't been out of the country you live in, do the copypaste!

If you favour Wizards of Waverly Place over Hannah Montanna copy this onto your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. (They're fictional?)

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you fight with your computer put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Gosh-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you want to have Zak's powers, copy this to your profile.

If you're completely insane, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to turn into a cryptid, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever shorted out your parents' brains by talking really fast, copy this to your profile.

If people say you talk too loud, copy this to your profile.

If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.

If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you hate bugs, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever jumped back 20 feet when you put something on a grill, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, Artimus Howl, SecretMatildaBlackwell, DrgonRidngFaeryWitch, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund,TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super Poof, Artimus Howl, SecretMatildaBlackwell,DrgonRidngFaeryWitch, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

Did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u re post within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Prinzzez_kitten, SecretMatildaBlackwell, DrgonRidngFaeryWitch,KikiElric Godess of Alchemy

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Subject:Scrable

When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? 1

4) Favorite candy bar? All of them!

5) Favorite shoes? slippers

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes

7) Least favorite school subject? Sose

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? oh Hell no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? no.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. only the people i want to blow up.

12) Favorite genre of music? Any, music is music as long as it's good

13) What is your zodiac sign? aquarious

14) What time were you born? dont know dont care.

15) Do you like beer? Not old enough

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Nope

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Mylie Cyrus

18) Are you sarcastic? You think?

19) What are your favorite colors? Gold, Silver, Black, Purple, Midnight Blue, and Red

20) How many watches do you own? 2 but they broke

21) Summer or winter? Summer, Winter is too cold

23) Favorite color to wear? Black, and Red

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Black

26) Where is your second home? My imagination

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Once or twice.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One

30) How many video games do you own? Lost count

31) What was your first pet? A dog

32) Ever had braces? Nope

33) Do looks matter? In a dumb ass society, yes. In my brains, not so much.

34) Do you use chapstick? yep all the time i have to or my lips crack

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr. fraser, Mr Balmer, Mrs K.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither

37) Are you too forgiving? Unfortunatly i just forget wat i was angery about

38) How many children do you want? Two, a boy then a girl

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No but i want 2

40) Favorite breakfast meal? pancakes

41) Do you own a gun? No, want 2though.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes, of course.

43) When was the last time you cried? Last month

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? watch naruto shippudden

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? No idea

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? no

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No

48) Nicknames? miko-chan, miko-senpai (don't ask)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No!

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yes, I hardly ever think, but now only to blow them up so try 2 stay off my mind

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yeah!

57) Do you dye your hair? not yet!

58) Does anyone like you? Yes, i have a boyfriend and lots of friends and family.

59) What year were you born? 1998

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Not born

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys

63) Do you like yourself? hell yeah.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? both

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? A brain.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No

67) Have you ever eaten paste? how did u now?

68) Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever stripped? No

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope

72) Do you chat on AIM often? wat?

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? 42 times im cruel i know suck it up princess

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? wich one?

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? I am fat but my family and freinds say im skiny

79) Do you have a birth mark? i dont know

80) Do you own a car? No

81) Can you cook? Not unless an adult is watching me.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. My little siblings.

2. morons

3. My computer going really slow.

83) Do you text message often? when my phone is working

84) Money or love? do i hove to choose?

85) Do you have any scars? On my leg and arm.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? to blow stuff up

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? LOVE THEM!

88) Relationships or one night stands? either works...

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? I don't know i like all gum.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Heheheheheh hell yeah!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Who?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes, they're brocken but yes.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? said wat?

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? sai

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? i only cry wen there is no food and then blow stuff up

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? The voices in my head, and my friends!

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? dont know dont care

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Another writter

100) Who was the last person that called you? My best freinds sister, T.J

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

REASON'S WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your cleanex to other passengers.

3. Grimance painfully while smacking your 4head while muttering:"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up, dammit!"

4. Whistle the first 7 notes of 'It's a small world' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side to the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peaking inside ask:"Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours up-side-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When ariving at your floor, grunt and strane to get the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open on thier own.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper:"Noogie patrole coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

14. One word: "Flatulance!"

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft to go 'plink' at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then anounce: "I'm wearing new socks today!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracks to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionaly.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter up your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while contiuasly pressing buttons.

25. Holler "Choots away!" whenever the elevator desends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says 'Human Head' on the side.

27. Stare at another person for a while, then announce "YOUR ONE OF THEMMMM!!!!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp and then say "Mmmmm... Tasty!"

29. Leave a box in between the doors.

30. Ask the passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look aroung and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow Box.

36. Say 'ding!' at each floor.

37. Lean against the button pannel.

38. Say 'I wonder what all theese do' and press the red buttons.

39. Listen to elevator walls with a stethescope.

40. Draw a square on the floor in chalk and anounce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask the another passenger: 'Wanna see whus in my mouf?'

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Anounce in a dramatic voice: 'I must find a more sutable host body.'

46. Carry a blanket and cluch it protectively.

47. Make explotion noises whenever anyone presses a button.

48. Wear 'X-ray spects' and leer sugjestively to other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger!'

50. If someone brushes against you, recoil and holler "BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!"

Life Math

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96

Will take you far. But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118

Ways to make sure you're insane:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

6. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

9. Sing along at the opera.

10 .Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

11 .Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

12 .When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

13 .When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don't have a globe

2. Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? boy..

3. What can you hear right now? The humming of my computer.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you, other than yourself. My imaginary friend.

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Law and Order.

6. Type your name with your elbow. Ree.

7. What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? I started my fan fic.

8. Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see? Every thing is x by 3.

9. If you could be anyone from Warriors, who would you be? What's Warriors? Sorry!

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell? oyeiaetea

People call me weird, then I turn to them and say, "People who are weird are unique. Unique people are strange. Strange is better that cool. Cool is acting. Acting is fun, but if you go to far, you're world falls apart. You lose all your so-called friends once you mess up one time, but if you do something cool again, they come back to you. Your 'friends' never help you up when your down, they always forget you're name. Being weird is a gift. You have real, weird friends, that would never leave your side, even if you messed up 16 times. They help you up when you're down, they never forget your name." I stay silent for a minute, then say two words. "Thank you." And walk away. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you got what this was saying.

RAMDOM STUFFFF!!!

Copy and Paste

If you want to have Zak's powers, copy this to your profile

If you've ever wanted to turn into a cryptid, copy this to your profile.

STOP ANIMAL ABUSE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Caramelldansen put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Rain C. frosty, PhantomGirl12, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Do you still believe the Saturday sub wrecked itself with an auto pilot malfunction when I was seven?-Zak

-Dear China,

Where do you dig your holes to?

Sincerely, A Curious American.

-Dear Lost Keys,

Touché.

Sincerely, Lost Phone on Silent.

-Dear kids,

Give the silly rabbit some Trix already!

Sincerely, concerned about the rabbits mental health.

-Dear black hole at the bottom of my backpack,

Please stop eating my pens and pencils and homework. I kind of need those.

Sincerely, unprepared Student

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

Copying from a single source is called plagarism, copying from multiple sources is called research.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target."

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

If you think that Math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

if you've seen the movie 'the wiz' and absolutly LOVE IT,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you KNOW that Michael Jackson is the most amazing performer in history,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you think Thriller is one of the best music videos ever,copy and paste this into your profile!

if you're OBSESSED with the Secret Saturdays,then copy and paste this into your profile!

if you love the Jackson 5 as much as i do,copy and paste this into your profile!

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW Within Temptation is the greatest band ever,copy and paste this into your profile!

If you likeMySpace,but KNOWthat Fanfiction.net is way more fun,then copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile.

If you want the Saturdays to air on Fridays at 8:00 PM, copy to your bio

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're easily distracted, copy and pa- OOH SHINY!

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01, FreddysNightmare1984, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end, if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile..

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever started an argument with yourself and lost, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you sing along to the "Campfire Song Song" every time you hear it on Spongebob, copy and paste!

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have a insane friend copy this into your profile.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself beter with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko (Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer), Fear the Silly People (Gaara, Zetsu, Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu, Waluigi (Don't ask...), and King Boo), infamousplot (Envy, Suigetsu, Hidan, Uryu, Hanataro, Wallace (Scott Pilrgrim vs. the world), Naruto (just a little), Axel, Alphonse Elric (tin cans are adorable) Envy, Envy, ENVY (Me wanna rape you!!! XD), KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy(EDWARD ECRIC!/Zak Saturday/Naruto/Hisoka/Tsuzuki)

Raise your hand if you want to smack the hand of reason.

Raise your hand if you think Envy was dropped as a baby.

98% of all teenagers can walk without running into walls. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're one of the 2% that can't.

Team Axel: Because pyros can sparkles too! They're just too cool to do it.

If you can't play a video game without screaming at the characters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't play video games in front of people because you freak them out, copy and paste this to your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

If you think the Secret Saturdays should always stay on air copy this onto your profile and turn on your TV every sat. night at nine, you don't have to watch it but just support it!

If you have ever laghed so hard while drinking milk that it came out your nose copy and paste theis onto your profile.

If you have ever accidentally chucked a pencil at your secret crush copy and paste this onto your profile. (When that happened to me he was like, "What was that? How'd that even happen?" Then we both laughed.)

If one of your friends has ever accidentally thrown her pencil case at your math teacher because it was her birthday, and we had homework copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the world should always recycle copy this on your profile.

If you are enjoy lucky charms copy this on your profile.

If you have ever asked you're teacher a ridiculous question to get off topic, do the copypaste. (My class does this all the time ex: "They used a cow skin to measur the distance around Vortimer's fortress" "What color was the cow skin?" asks small dawg.)

If you can put your foot behind your head copy this onto your profile.

If you can burb your a,b,c's copy this onto your profile.

If you want to have Zak's powers, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't been out of the country you live in, do the copypaste!

If you have ever read a 450 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profileOnly crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this onto your profile (My other books are mad at me cuz iv read Breaking Dawn 23 times)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile. (it really is an art)

If you hate when other people have super long pro

If you laugh at random thing copy this into your profile

If you're annoying copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this into your profile

If you think your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you go on youtube way too much copy this into your profile

If you zone out and think about your stories or fanfiction during the day, copy this into your profile

If you think clowns are evil and will someday take over the world copy this on your profile. (JK)

If you think everything looks better organized copy this onto your profile.

If you constantly bump into poles so much that its a joke between you and you're friends copy and paste this on your profile.

If you favour Wizards of Waverly Place over Hannah Montanna copy this onto your profile.

If you think that whenever something goes beep, it is replacing a bad word copy this onto you're profile.

If you favor chocolate ice cream over vanilla ice cream and strawberry ice cream over chocolate ice cream raise your hand.

Ha, Ha! Gotcha! Thought I was going to say copy this on your profile, didn't ya?

If you are the talkitive type copy and paste this on to you're profile.

If you are constantly hyper off sugar then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your teacher has to constantly tell you to stop laughing or your gonna die, copy and paste this onto your profile. (This doesn't apply to me. It sure applies to some of the other students though.)

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

When life gives you Skittles throw them at someone and say, “TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!”

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a member of Chicken Smoothie copy and paste.

If you are a member of foopets copy and paste.

If you are a member of Dragon Cave copy and paste.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't even remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile!

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you love horses do the copypaste.

If you love dogs do the copypaste.

If you want animal abuse to stop do the copypaste, because animal abuse is just wrong.

If you have ever obsessed over dragons do the copy paste.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever played manhunt and accidentally flipped you're best friend's little brother copy and paste.

If you like to chew on ice cubes, copy this to your profile.

If you hate bugs, copy this to your profile.

If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.

If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.

If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, with no warning and for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to werewolves and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.


QUOTES


And then Katniss shot Bella. The end.

I'm hotter than you- Jacob

I kissed Bella... and then she broke her hand... by punching my face...-Jacob

Survival 101- Jacob

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Hit me once, I don’t care

You hit me twice, I don’t even feel it

You hit me a third time, I am bored.

You hit My friend and you can start DIGGING YOUR OWN FREAKIN' GRAVE!!

All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!'-Gazzy

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!- Fang

We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Dear math, I am not a therapest, solve your own problems.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Hedgehogs- why don't they just share the hedge?

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When life gives you lemons, steal your brother’s apples

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your brother’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’

When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and sit back and let other people wonder how you did it.

When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth!

It's a satchel, and yes, indiana jones has one too.

People say love is the most important thing on earth, I think oxygen is more important.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Buckle your seat belts! ... if you're seat has a buckle...

Anyone who says nothing is impossible has never tried eating a zombie taco beside a zombie on an underwater shark bus trip to Peru on a monday.

Once you've seen one, one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater, you've seen them all.

Long pause... no answer...

Never flip randomly thrugh a biology book.

Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional

I am temporarily distracted by a shiny object.

SAY NO TO DRUGS!! Say yes to TACOS!!

Invisible shade...

The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car.

Umbrellas, they're like five in ones, they protect you from rain, attract lightning, protect you from the sun's harmful UV rays and they're a great sword and sheild! pokes friend in back

Mwahahahahaha!

It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed with a fork, then its hilarious!!!!!

It's all fun and games until someone gets bitten by a vampire.

Peace, Love, and Blue hair.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I was gifted, but the pyschiatrist took away my powers. (stupid pyschiatrist)

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . now where the heck am I?

Education is important, school, however, is another matter.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Make a man a fire and you can keep him warm for a day, but set a man on fire and you can keep him warm for life.

The lottery is a tax on people who are really bad at math.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes . . . and we love them anyways.

A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

The statisitics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying that there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem work itself out?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love then anyways.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

Ooh . . . a life! Where can I download one?

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was you fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Life is like a pack of gum... I have yet to figure out why

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching TV by candlelight

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Did you just call me a beep? Because a beep is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

How fast do you go on the highway? As fast as you want, as long as you don't get caught by the cops.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Procrostinate now, don't put it off.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friends's forehead.

To err is human. To really screw things up, you need a computer.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

Join the army, go to exotic places, meet new people, then kill them.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

"Cute as a button" Since when are buttons cute?

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark sunglasses so as not to be recognized.

An expert is a person who tells you a simple thing in a confusing way in such a fashion that you think the confusion is your fault.

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning for others.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are, you're one of them.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

You'll always miss 100 of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99 of the shots you do.

All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s

Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

"Kiss calm, cool and collected goodbye! Don't be bashful. Don't be shy. It's time to unabashedly let it out! So be messy. Be imperfect. Be liberated and free. Be what you are. Be human. Blow it loud and blow it proud." -Kleenex tissue box

Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I do not deny everything.

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

I'm not short I'm fun sized.

Love me or hate me personally I could care less

Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my profile in search of what some would call "the bottom" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that mother freaker upside the head.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Love your enemies! It really annoys them off.

Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

EMO kids have cool hair.

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

If you ever see an angry chainsaw zombie coming at you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, tell me to wait here.

Any minute now, I will jump in with my pointless observations.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

We are not retreating . . . we are advancing in another direction.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening IDIOCY.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

SILENCE! I kill you.

Hi, my job is to annoy you.

Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thougt . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Keep smiling, it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support.

I didn't lose my mind; I sold it on eBay.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions; it's just that yours is stupid!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. Not so sure about the universe.

I had a friend once, but the rope broke and he got away.

I'm sure someone cares that you're alive. It's just not me!

If you don't know what to write in a story, kill someone off!

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I've got news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

I ate a waffle today . . . in accordance to the prophecy.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door.

If you are a serial killer, get the heck away from me! If you are a cereal killer, get the heck away from my Cheerios!

On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin!

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fryI let my mind wander, but it never came back.

I don't have a psychiatrist and I don't want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

RANDOM QUOTES:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Jacob. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters. Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to stop. Crazy is when you randomly burst out laughing at random interveils, making your friends parents think your nuts. Crazy is when you stare at a wall for an hour then start laughing manically. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is writing Vampire and Werewolf history on your history homework. MINE- Crazy is going on the haunted hay ride and asking the zombies to call you and if they want to be your friend. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list! Crazy is when you randomly burst out laughing at random interveils, making your friends parents think your nuts. Crazy is when you stare at a wall for an hour then start laughing manically.

A good friend would lend you their umbrella...

but a best friend would take yours and shout "Run, chick! Run!"

A good friend would bring you stuff when your injured...

but a best friend would hug you and say, "Sorry! Didn't see you there!"

A good friend would cheer you on at sports day...

a best friend would be running behind you with a dagger shouting "if you dont speed it up ill catch ya!"

A good friend will make you soup when your ill...

a best friend would sit next to you as you giggle "i thought i was all better!"

A good friend would bail you out of jail...

a best friend would be next to you sayin "crap we freaked up!"

a good friend would come to your house and knock on the door...

a best friend would burst through your window and shout "hi mum, hi dad, whats for dinner?"

a good friend would get you a date for your prom...

a best friend would give you flowers and chocolates and say lets go

a good friend would tell you when your skirt tucks into your underwear

a best friend would launch themselves at you shouting nothing to see here keep walking

a good friend would let you cheat off their work...

a best friend would look at you and say "come on i need the answers!"

a good friend would sit next to you and watch the tv...

a best friend would steal the remote from you and flick through all the channels

a good friend would help you in a snowball fight...

a best friend would hit you square in the face and say "oops! it slipped!"

TSS Quotes:

Oh, would ya look at that there's torches in there!- Zak

Hi- Zak

Have you ever really tasted hot chocolate?- Drew M.

Blah blah blahblah Smart talk science- Doc M.

I let him touch the buttons- Ulraj

Do you still beleive the Saturday sub wrecked itself with an auto-piolt malfuncion when I was 7?- Zak

Who's feeling lucky- Zak

You all know Fiskerton! He's as vicious as a marshmellow!- Drew

Mwahahaha- Zak M

Maybe if he put some care into his personal grooming then maybe- OW!- Francis

What? I've got these clumsy monster hands, they're hard to control sometimes!- Zak

Okay, That's creepy- Doc

You do realize you offered to buy that guy some butter?- Drew

Oh no. You got me.- Drew

W-wait, did it just MOON us?- Drew

Ok, he's my least favorite- Drew

YOUR MOM HAS BAD SCIENCE!- Doyle

Hoot- Komodo

Oh, gah hold still ya wet noodle... auhhh that's a bad taste!- Doyle

No Fiskerton i'm hooking this up so we can crank up some hip tunes while my son battles a dinosaur bat from the underworld.- Drew

You're kidding Right?- Doyle

Like the creature about to pounce on Zak- Ulraj

I see it, I like it, I take it!- Wadi

You know, in my plan, no one got power wedgied at 6,000 feet!- Zak

I made my own breakfast this morning, that's right, waffles.- Zak

With a flute? Dude! You're crazier than I am!- Zak M.

-Dear Eminem,

What does happen when a tornado meets a volcano?

Sincerely, Concerned listener.

-Dear China,

Where do you dig your holes to?

Sincerely, A Curious American.

-Dear Lost Keys,

Touche.

Sincerely, Lost Phone on Silent.

-Dear Monday,

Do us all a favor and take the day off.

Sincerely, Sunday.

-Dear Mom and Dad,

You lied.

Sincerely, found out where babies came from today.

-Dear Meat-Eaters,

Well... There's no such thing as "Mad-Carrot Disease."

Sincerely, Vegans.

-Dear Alarm Clock,

After a long fight, I am awake and you are broken.

Sincerely, Not sure who won.

-Dear Elevator Door,

Please close faster.

Sincerely, Anti-Social.

-Dear Mascara,

Why can't I put you on without having to open my mouth?

Sincerely, Confused Girls Everywhere.

-Dear Volcano,

Please accept this offering of Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson.

Sincerely, The World.

-Dear kids,

Give the silly rabbit some friggin' Trix already!

Sincerely, concerned about the rabbits mental health.

-Dear Zombies,

If at all possible, please begin the zombie apocalypse with the Thriller dance.

Sincerely, an MJ fan.

-Dear Hips,

I appreciate your honesty.

Sincerely, Shakira.

-Dear Chicken,

I know everyone's always bugging you about why you crossed the road, but I don't really care. We all have our own reasons. But could you tell me HOW you did it?

Sincerely, Roadkill.

-Dear Boogey Man,

Just so you know, I sleep with a hand gun under my pillow. Scare at your own risk.

Sincerely, Little Girls of the World.

-Dear Bing,

Don't feel bad. At least you're trying.

Sincerely, Google.

-Dear Marco,

Told you it would catch on!

Sincerely, Polo.

-Dear Rihanna,

Umbrella has THREE syllables... not ELEVEN.

Sincerely, The English Language.

-Dear Klondike Bar,

I regret what I did for you.

Sincerely, Ashamed.

-Dear Doors,

Thank you for giving me the ability to walk through walls.

Sincerely, Everyone.

-Dear "I'm on a Boat",

Not for long...

Sincerely, Jaws.

-Dear Dinner,

They're only using you to get to me.

Sincerely, Dessert.

-Dear Visitors to Jurassic Park,

Oh, good. We were getting hungry.

Sincerely, Dinosaurs.

-Dear phone,

Please let me know next time I'm about to accidentally text the person I'm talking about.

Sincerely, well, that was awkward.

-Dear Superman,

For the last time, you're supposed to put your undies on BEFORE your stockings!

Sincerely, Mom.

-Dear Nemo,

You're too young to be touching butts.

Sincerely, Marlin.

-Dear Drivers,

Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

Sincerely, Pay Attention.

-Dear Snuggie,

We're still cold!

Sincerely, Hands.

-Dear 0.1% of germs,

Please tell us how you stay indestructible.

Sincerely, the other 99.9% of germs.

-Dear Scissors,

Ha. Kids can run with ME.

Sincerely, Paper.

-Dear Justin Bieber,

Don't worry, we'll be real boys some day...

Sincerely, Pinocchio.

-Dear iPod,

Please do not shuffle to "Barbie Girl" when you are playing during a party.

Sincerely, Embarrased Kid.

-Dear Yankee Doodle Dandy,

Remind me... why exactly do you call the feather in your hat macaroni?

Sincerely, a very curious person.

-Dear Stephenie Meyer,

Having an extra chromosome gives you Down Syndrome, not Vampirism.

Sincerely, The Medical Community.

-Dear Cracker,

I want you soooo bad...

Sincerely, Polly.

-Dear Goliath,

Owned.

Sincerely, David.

-Dear Meat eaters,

Please stop asking if we eat animal crackers.

Sincerely, Vegetarians.

-Dear World,

I'm on a boat!

Sincerely, Noah.

-Dear black hole at the bottom of my backpack,

Please stop eating my pens and pencils and homework. I kind of need those.

Sincerely, unprepared Student

-Dear Google,

Seriously, together, we could take over the world!

Sincerely, Wal-mart.

-Dear Batman,

Can I drive this time?

Sincerely, Robin.

-Dear 2012,

I'm sorry, I have failed. It is up to you now.

Sincerely, H1N1.

-Dear Anti-Fans,

I can tolerate Justin Bieber. I can tolerate Twilight. I can tolerate Miley and Demi and Selena and the Jonas Brothers. I can no long tolerate you. When you're more annoying than the fans you claim are obnoxious, you're doing something wrong.

Sincerely, a person who'll take the actual fans any day.

-Dear World,

Sincerely, Ninjas.

-Dear Heart,

See? This is what happens when you try to make decisions on your own.

Sincerely, Brain.

-Dear cute guy,

You were doing so well until you opened your mouth.

Sincerely, I can't believe you just said that.

-Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns.

-Dear Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,

Please send me my letter already. I'm tired of the Muggle world.

Sincerely, the kid who still believes in magic.

-Dear Twilight Fans,

Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.

Sincerely, Trekkies.

-Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.

Sincerely, J.K. Rowling.

-Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google.

-Dear Edward,

You're doing it wrong.

Sincerely, Dracula.

-Dear Justin Bieber,

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a water bottle, I'd throw it at you.

Sincerely, Anonymous.

-Dear Substitute Teacher,

No... Our teacher didn't leave us any work...

Sincerely, Lazy Students.

-Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP.

-Dear Dora,

You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the frickin' orange tree?!

Sincerely, It's right there.

Favorite Quotes:

The Secret Saturdays

"All right, A -- I made my own breakfast this morning. That's right, waffles. And B -- my parents let me make my own decisions." -Zak Saturday

"What? I've got these clumsy monster hands. They're hard to control sometimes..." -Zak Saturday

"Oh yeah! And you never were a very good scientist. You know why the world got so crazy every time Zak Monday and I got too close? Matter and Anti-Matter don't play well together. Have fun learning that lesson." -Zak Saturday

"No,you do not touch the Cerufe's skin...because it will burn you up!" -Zak Saturday

"You know, in my plan, no one got power wedgied at 6,000 feet!" -Zak Saturday

"Why does everything cool try to kill me?!" -Zak Saturday

"Wow, Mom, this is when I would have expected a, 'Zak! No, it's too dangerous!'" -Zak Saturday

"Told you that was in your head." -Zak Saturday

"No, I'm me, and your toast!" -Zak Monday

"Hey, you're should be worshipping me!" -Zak Saturday

"All I've ever tried to be is the good guy! I know I'm Kur, but I'm trying! I never wanted to hurt anybody! I am not a monster! Why are you showing me these things?! Wait! These visions... They're not my worst fear. They're yours. You're scared of me. You didn't just come for the Claw cause you missed it. You wanted to keep it away from Kur. Please, just take it. If even the good cryptids think that I'm destined for evil, then I don't know why I should fight anymore." -Zak Saturday

"Nooo! Not the video games!" -Zak Saturday

"What are you going to do, tell your mommy? Or... Or my mommy?" -Zak Monday

"With a flute? Dude! You're crazier than I am!" -Zak Monday

"Everybody has secrets. My family just has bigger ones..." -Zak Saturday

"Zak, you're eleven. To tell you the truth, Fisk was a bigger competition." -Doyle Blackwell

"We lost you for about 3 minutes there, if your mom and dad hadn't got to you when they did, would have been a lot longer than that." -Doyle Blackwell

"No, you are not giving an 11-year-old a motorcycle!" -Drew Saturday

"Very quick thinking, Zak. You see, that's the half of the DNA you inherited from me. Your father's are the chromosomes that just sit there and say, 'We're not gonna make it!'" -Drew Saturday

"Oh no... you got me..." -Drew Saturday

"Van Rook is a shiny purple donut monkey." -Argost's Computer

"I think it's best if you don't use the Hand of Tsul 'Kalu on Tsul 'Kalu." -Drew Saturday

"Zak, Honey, under all this kick-butt-momness, I am a girl. We pay attention to theses things." -Drew Saturday

"Still, that was smoother than your dad ever was." -Drew Saturday

"No, no, no, no, no, no, Zak, Zak, Doc I'm not getting a response, Zak! Baby boy, please, please...!" -Drew Saturday

"Game over boys,mommys plants need thier artificial sunshine." -Drew Saturday

"No...n...no I didn't almost... we...we dated uh in college... I didn't know he was... we are not talking about this right know." -Drew Saturday

"Breaks are for people without mortal enemies searching for the key to ultimate power." -Doc Saturday

"You stole from my brother-in-law and now, you spy on my twelve year old son!" -Doc Saturday

"Are you disturbed yet?" -Komodo Monday

Please copy and paste

The Secret Saturdays:

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SATURDAY=112

BLACKWLL=64

ZAK=47

ZON=55

DREW=50

DOYLE=61

DOC=22

FISKERTON=117

KOMODO=72

I believe the Saturdays will come with a movie. And a season.

I'm a believer in the unknown.

If you think the Secret Saturdays should always stay on air copy this onto your profile and turn on your TV every sat. night at nine, you don't have to watch it but just support it!

If you think the world should always recycle copy this on your profile.

If you are enjoy lucky charms copy this on your profile.

If you want to have Zak's powers, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever read a 450 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profileOnly crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you laugh at randoms thing copy this into your profile

If you're annoying copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this into your profile

If you think your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you zone out and think about your stories or fanfiction during the day, copy this into your profile

If you think clowns are evil and will someday take over the world copy this on your profile.

If you favour Wizards of Waverly Place over Hannah Montanna copy this onto your profile.

If you think that whenever something goes beep, it is replacing a bad word copy this onto you're profile.

If you are the talkitive type copy and paste this on to you're profile.

When life gives you Skittles throw them at someone and say, “TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!”

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile!

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

Even though you can't see him, God is always there. If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want animal abuse to stop do the copypaste, because animal abuse is just wrong.

If you have ever obsessed over dragons do the copy paste.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you hate bugs, copy this to your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, with no warning and for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to werewolves and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though i'm a girl!! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Jonas Brothers
I say green day
You say prep
I say me myself and i
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say Danny Phantom
You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.

Copy and past this on your profile if you agree.

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP., Joy
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

(read this. it's funny. XD jump to your doom, filthy humans!!!!!): 93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Invader NAV, Joy, LeAcH, Numbah 175, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV, Joy, LeAcH, Numbah 175, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you hate people who swear becouse they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Fighting Away our Indecision, Aviarianna O' Lorien,fictionlover94, Numbah 175, KikiElric Goddess of Alchemy

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.(more movies than I would like to remember!)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin " @#!*% !" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this @#!*% !

10 ways to know if you are addicted to FanFiction.

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

90 of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

“When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”

“When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!"

“When life gives you lemons, laugh and wiggle your eyebrows. Then let the deprived people wonder why.”

“When life gives you lemons, keep them. I mean, hey, it’s free lemons.”

1 I have something to tell you LOOK AT 2

2 The answer is LOOK AT 11

3 Dont get mad LOOK AT 15

4 Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13

5 First LOOK AT 2

6 Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12

7 I just wanna say hi!!

8 What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14

9 Be patient LOOK AT 4

10 This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7

11 I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6

12 Sorry LOOK AT 8

13 Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10

14 I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3

15 You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

I'M THE TYPE OF GiRL
WHO WiLL BURST OUT LAUGHiNG iN DEAD
SiLENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHiNG THAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY.


Thank you starlightmint72!

You were born an original, don't dye a copy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."

friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!"

Distance means nothing to me - it only makes me want to see you more.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit.

Life sucks then you die

You're Funny, but looks aren't everything

People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter

MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!

aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.

It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.

Are we fighting?"
"No, if we were fighting, you'd be on the floor, bleeding."

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.

boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

friends help you move, best friends help you move the body.

friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Smile. It confuses people.

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.

No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!

friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin.

you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You were born an original... don't die a copy.

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.

God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit

How is it possible to have a civil war?

friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.

friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Avril Lavigne
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Linkin Park
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron
You Say Rap
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank you
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF You like it!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.”

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

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STEREOTYPES: Bold the ones that apply to you, and if you people don't repost this, it means you support stereotypes, and you need to get a serious reality check. Haters.

I'm EMO, so I MUST not be able to feel happy.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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