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Joined 06-20-08, id: 1610487, Profile Updated: 12-04-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, and Doctor Who.

um hi...*raises eyebrow*

Gareth David-Lloyd called me sweety and I hugged him. Therefore, my life is complete.

So, I write stories and stuff. Not too keen on my early stuff, and I'll not be continuing any of my Twilight fics, although I will keep them online for the sake of it. The DevilChild will be finished though. Eventually... One day.
I write much more than I actually post, mainly because I tend to get ideas that get stuck in my mind and then I can't think of anything to write beyond the third chapter, and I feel guilty posting stories that I'll never end up finishing, because I do it too often.
Plus, you know, I'm lazy, and can't be bothered A. typing it up or B. going through the lengthy process of putting it on ff.

I'm not writing a whole heap at the moment, because my school load is huge right now - and by right now, will be for the entirety of the coming year.

I work at maccas. words cannot describe. although the people there are positively lovely - well, most of them.

I heart:

-SHERLOCK!!!!! (New series by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss) love love love love love
-Torchwood
-Doctor Who
-the Mortal Instruments
-Harry Potter (books, not movies)
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
-Nightrunner series (oh Alec and Seregil)
-The Administration series
-the Farseer and Tawny Man trilogies
-Dexter series (actually prefer the tv series to the books, although the first one was fantastic)
-Peeps
-Will Grayson, Will Grayson
-nosyarG lliW, nosyarG lliW
-circle theorem zombies
-receiving letters in study
-the fluffy rainbow puppy store
-stealing fluffy rainbow puppies from the fluffy rainbow puppy store and throwing them into the wild whilst yelling "Be free!!"
-Muse
-the Kooks
-From First to Last
-Armor For Sleep
-Eisley
-Taking Back Sunday
-Mute Math
-Charlie McDonnell (charle IS so coollike!)
-John Green
-David Tennant
-Gareth David-Lloyd
-Benedict Cumberbatch (what a name!)
-Alex Day
-the rather attractive young man who also catches my bus who may or may not be several years younger than me
-"JUST MARRY HIM ALREADY!"
-the work freezer ;)
-all of you for reading my stories, and caring enough to review and/or check out my profile

I love:
-mash_sg1angel
-rein-xX
-f ii s h y
-On Dark Wings
-AngryCoffeeMug
-greysbones
-many, many other people, but these are the ones with ff profiles :)

FOR ANYONE WHO WATCHES TORCHWOOD
Snarky, capslocky fun! Firestick is made of win.

So, there we go, hope you enjoyed :)

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 5,166 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5103 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
One fateful, winter's night, Edward and Jasper's lives are turned upside down. Is their relationship strong enough to withstand the aftermath, or will they be driven apart forever? Rated M for sexual situations, language. AH J/E slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 556,342 - Reviews: 3598 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,530 - Follows: 8,587 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6449 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The End is the Beginning: Immortals Arc by SlyStrukk reviews
Jack isn’t the only member of Torchwood with restorative powers. At least, not anymore. How will Ianto handle a second chance at life, especially when he has no idea what brought him back? Jack/Ianto—Post COE SLASH.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,789 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Landlady, Housekeeper, Matchmaker by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Mrs. Hudson decides to play matchmaker for her tenants. Mrs. Hudson's pov. John/Sherlock, very light slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Monster by Maybe the Moon reviews
"And just what is the plan, Sherlock?" John shouted. "Go to prison? You assaulted a police officer – no court won't convict you." He ran a hand over his face. "What could possibly be worth risking your freedom?"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/7/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anticipation by spagtscully reviews
From the beginning, the buildup of Jack and Ianto's relationship. Dare Jack say…anticipation is one of the finer things in life…
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Random JasperEdward oneshots by Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A packet of crisps and a Retcon pill by Jinxed-Wood reviews
"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Gwen C., Sherlock H. - Complete
Weep Little Lion Man by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
The Edge of the World by mattmetzger reviews
Ianto stepped off the edge of the world. #93 from 'Snapshots of Smiles.'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Don't Waste Time by Millie-pops reviews
In which Alec and Magnus unwittingly help a stranger decide what's really important.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 385 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snapshots of Smiles by mattmetzger reviews
Snapshots in time of the relationship between Jack and Ianto, with other Ianto-centric mini-shots thrown in there too. An ongoing selection of vignettes. Jack/Ianto, many topics.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Bites by iluvzuzu reviews
Takes place in City of Ashes. Alec goes for a walk and runs into someone he may have neglected to phone... What on earth could possibly happen? Alec/Magnus. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Our Little Man by MyBella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Tragically Original Tale of Bella's Love Life by ladytransformed reviews
Follow Bella Swan, the glorified wallflower, who hates Edward Cullen, man-whore, at first sight but proceeds to enter a contrived relationship with him anyway. They soon find that they are soul mates and surprisingly so are their best friends! AH Parody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Sacred Legends by AmberGlow2 reviews
Quil imprints on Claire and refuses to hide anything from her. There are no orders to keep the imprinting secret. Claire's parents and Quil work together. How Quil & Claire's relationship grows with Claire ages 2 to 23. sweet. in canon with Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 160,639 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Fluffy by dorothywrites reviews
Christmas!fic. Alec doesn't really celebrate Christmas, but Magnus got him a present and won't take no for an answer. Alec/Magnus. Written for Ari and Marcy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Rosalie's Revenge by Consultant by Day reviews
We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,744 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Provocation by b-w-williams reviews
Ianto is a tease! PWP J/I
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5857 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,251 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
10 Things Jack Harkness Learnt About Ianto Jones by butterfly.cell reviews
Just a little drabble about Jack finding more out about Ianto's personality. A little bit of Gwen bashing and lots of Jack/Ianto fun! Rated M because of a few, less pure, acts they engage in. Jack/Ianto pairing
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Everyone's favorite factually inaccurate, Cliffs Notes type parody series is back... this time with Harry Potter! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
No Pain So Great by Lexie-H reviews
The closest that George Weasley could come to comprehending loss, was that he had an ugly great tear that gashed across his chest, weeping blood and misery every so often, to match the wound where his ear once was. A story of grief and hope. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - George W. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Feeling Faint reviews
Magnus doesn't like Alec's sweaters. Alec likes Alec's sweaters. Magnus is taking Alec to go get new clothes or else he's snapping Alec out of his old ones. T for light suggestive tones.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
What Alec Forgot reviews
In City of Bones, Alec is healed by Magnus after being attacked by the Greater Demon. He didn't remember how he was healed, and he "didn't remember" what happened afterwards. Told from Magnus and Alec's perspectives, the story of Alec's healing & recovery
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The DevilChild reviews
Magnus Bane has told little of his childhood, but what he has revealed doesn't paint a pretty picture. Magnus' childhood, from his father's perspective.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Magnus B.
Any Time Padfoot reviews
OoTP. A surprise attack over the identity of the marauders leave Sirius and Remus reminiscing about the good old days. Fred and George don't really care. Rated for brief swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Consideration reviews
One-shot. Set after the events in "The Doctor's Daughter", the Doctor reflects on what has happened. Introspective piece from the Doctor's perspective.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
A Mother's Perspective reviews
Twilight from Esme's POV. Rated T to be safe. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Esme
Angel reviews
AU Bella always compares Edward to an angel. What happens if he and the Cullens are? Well half angels anyway.. Sounds bad, but I really like this idea so far. Created after listening to "Peculiar People" by Mute Math too many times. T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Harry Potter and the Btch Slapping of Malfoy reviews
Malfoy ruins the book, and Harry gets his revenge. Short but fun! Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete