![]() Hello! :) My name is Ivey. I like singing, dancing, cheering, softball, Kendall Schmidt, surfing, and food. I've been there for my babies (a.k.a Big Time Rush) since the start. "Someday I Hope You Get The Chance, To Live Like You Were Dying" Tim McGraw "If you enter this world knowing you are loved and leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happened in between can be dealt with" Michael Jackson "You never stop learning. Accepting that is a good thing." Helen Mirren "I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean, whenever one door closes I hope another one opens, promise me, you'll give faith a fighting chance, and when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. I hope you dance." Leann Womack "Life is a lot like love, you get, but you also have to give." Me Another day... Although some are long, there will be a time when there is no more. Let's create memories now. James Maslow Act as if it makes a difference.. It does. William James. L ღღღ Put ღღღ ø„"ºø„„øº" „øº" Big Time Rush I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a piece of white trash. I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an acoholic. I'm CHEROKEE INDIAN, so I MUST love to hunt. I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST love beer. I'm BRITISH, so I MUST have a cute accent. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST love sausage (If you know what I'm talking about.) I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stuck up and snobby. I'm PROUD OF WHO I AM, so I MUST be stand-offish. I'm A HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled. If you think Jersey Shore is a bunch of FAKE, HOPPED UP DRUNKIES WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT FAME, FORTUNE, AND THEMSELVES, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Big Time Rush is the most amazing TV show(and band) in the world, copy and paste this to your profile . If you think Carlos on Big Time Rush is the most ADORABLE sweetie-pie EVER, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love puppies, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think pandas are adorable, copy and paste this to your profile. 98% of girls would follow Robert Pattensen if he jumped off a building. If you're part of the two perecent who would grab some popcorn and fight over front-row seats to watch, copy and paste this to your profile. LOL! XD If you think the Duggars have ENOUGH kids already, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you friend is WEIRD (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... If you're obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate really obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the world's governments should make peace and not war, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98% of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had to have a Blonde-Joke explained to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to join the fight to END animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Michael Jackson died, copy and paste this on your profile. (R.I.P. MJ August 25,1958-June 25,2009) Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... : My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sartichokeing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sartichoke to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murrdered me. If you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. List your twelve favorite Big Time Rush Characters in no particular order: 1.Logan 2.James 3.Carlos 4.Kendall 5.Mama Knight 6.Kelly 7.Gustavo 8.Jo 9.Katie 10.Buddha Bob 11. Freight Train 12.Guitar Dude 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? No, and I will never. That's sick. What's wrong with chuu?!? 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? OH MY GOD!!! Let's just say whenever I see his face, it makes me want to do naughty things to him. VERY KINKY AND NAUGHTY THINGS. ;) 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Interesting... 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Yeah. 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Hmmmm... maybe?? 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? WTF?!? 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love? Gustavo would probably say "You're going to get high Kendall!" Then attempt to run away. Guitar Dude would be like "Whatever duuuuuuude OOH!" XD 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Carlos is crazy. Buddha Bob is crazy for Carlos. What could go wrong?? 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? Never heard of one, but it would be interesting to read one. 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? Music Is An Eneternal Bond 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? Logan is helping a frustrated James trying to cope with his break-up Rachel. But, Logan secretly wants James. Things get heated when James and Logan get tipsy and decide to play the nervous game. WARNING, CONTAINS SLASH AND DRUNKEN SMUT!! 12) Does anyone on your friends list read three? Yeah. 13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? Not that I know of. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? It depends since that is a Kendall/James/Mama Knight fic. 15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? And again, WTF?!? 16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? A Place In This World- Taylor Swift 17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: GET READY TO PUKE AFTER YOU READ THIS!! (IF YOU REALLY DO READ IT, YOU IS NUTS!!!) 18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two? For the third time, WTF?!? i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile... If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile .••) .•) .•.•) .•)
A TRUE BOYFRIEND When she walks away from you mad PREP X You own a cell phone. Total: 8 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. Total: 3 PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 2 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 5 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. Total: 9 HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. X You wear band t-shirts. X You love hoodies. X Shopping is torture. X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Total: 18 YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Iveizzle YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave colour and fave animal) BlueDog YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name) LeannSwafford YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Sapivmcc (hahahahaha! YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) GreenCoke YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name) Vpecrle (Wierd!) YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name) Louise YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) BlackSweetPea (Again, wierd) Gotta Love me! Bye! Xoxo, Ivey And one more thing... IF YOU THINK THAT JAMES MASLOW IS THE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST!!: leann15, |
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