![]() HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my names Alex-Nightshade. .. im bored...pm me!! heheheh ANNND PLZ VOTE IN THE POLL PLZZZ!!!!! AND some stuff about mee! down there! click here to see something interesting :D Give Alex-NIghtshade more hugs! REAL NAME: Alex AGE: stalker!! but ill give you a hint.. it starts with a 1 and ends with 4.. *wink wink* XD LIVES IN: UNITED STATES! WOOHOO! online best friend!: FirstSonOfHades (he doesnt have any stories... u should pm him lol) randoommm GENDER GIRL!... lol FAV SONG: animal by neon trees ARE YOU A DEMIGOD: duhhh!!! WHO IS YOUR OLYMPIAN PARENT?: poseidon... or hades.. muhahahahaha! IF YOU COULD WOULD YOU JOIN THE HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS? umm... no boys.. artemis? eternity withought growing a day old... hm.. maybe FAV BOOK: the lightning thief FAVORITE QUOTES: braccas meas vescimini! rachel: 'they asked me alot of questions about you, i played dumb annabeth: 'was it hard' with great power has great need to take a nap... wake me up late- nico she also called me brave unless she was talking to the catfish- percy jackson thalia: wow apollo is hot. percy: duh hes the sun god i felt like one of apollos sacred cows... slow red and dumb- percy jackson If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen PJATOSROCKS09 alex-nightshade Percy Jackson Oath I promise to remember Percy female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Man: Hey baby, are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long List twelve of the pjato characters in no particular order. 1) zoe nightshade 2) annabeth chase 3) percy jackson 4) luke castellan 5) grover underwood 6) nico di angelo 7) thalia grace 8) bianca di angelo 9) calypso 10) connor stoll 11) travis stoll 12) zeus 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? uh.. no 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ew.. no hes kronosO_o 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? if zeus got bianca di angelo pregnant... wierd 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? nope.. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? annabeth and nico!? no! percabeth!!!!!!!!! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? grover and calypso because idk if grover would want to be with connor... 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? hmm... thalia walking in on annabeth and zeus... wiiiiierd.. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. hmm... connor and percy going on a questXD 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? zoe and bianca!? uhh.. noo? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic thalia and zeus... hanging with dad c(: 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? dead and gone:.( 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? warning: zoe pelting nico with arrows while zeus pelts zoe with lightning boltsXD 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? todayXD 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” zoe and thalia in a happy relationship? calypso runs off with luke? zoe heartbroken and has a one night stand with connor? but has a unhappy affair with ZEUS?! but then gets wise advice from grover?! and ends up with percy!?! um no no no.. thats allll wrong... If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. 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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares) You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x) Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (I could really use Hephaestus right now!) You give all your siblings god parents. (Poseidon, Aphrodite) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! You cried when you finished TLO You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough) You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D) You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (she's SO gonna die!) If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile! You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You dream about PJO every night. (I had this dream about Janus. He was forcing me to decide -.-) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD) You have an instant crush on Nico! (No, no, no, no, no. You give your heart to Percabeth!) You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!) 100 stupid things you have done! (italic things are what iv'e done) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 18.Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard MY GOAL IS TO DO ALL OF THESE! HEHEHE... except for # 87.. that one just freaks me out.O.o ^^^^ copy and paste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GUY SIDE: ~You love hoodies. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (\ _ /) This is Bunny. 97 percent of youth would go emo if Miley Cyrus was on top of a building about to jump. If your one of the 3 percent that would be screaming "JUMP BITCH JUMP" and pushing her off , copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile Q-What is your favorite color? A- black and purple Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff? A- kill luke!!!!!!!! Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be? A- ummm... probably... ALL OF THEM!!!! Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be? A- TO CONTROL WATER!!! PSSSHYA!! Q-Favorite Twilight quote? A- um.. havnt read it Q-Favorite Song A- animal by neon tree Q-Favorite food? A- pizzaaaaa Q-If you could date any character who would it be? A- GROVER! LOL JKJKJK PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie? A- Annabeth:) *wink wink* Q-Favorite books? A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series Q-Night or Day? A- Night Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? A- tell everyone to gimme thier cupcakes:) Q- What's your personality like? A- Crazy. Q- What was the last thing you thought? A- why im doing this... :) Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A- ... white hair:) Q- Who is the most special person to you? A- My bff Matt Q- Scariest moment of your life? A- going to the doctors to get a shotDX Q- One word that would best describe you? A- Insane Q- What is your favorite month? A- December Q- What does your user name mean? A- uh... my name and zoes last name... Q- What is your favorite Disney movie? A- Hercules Q- Have you ever been in a fight? A- yup Q- Biggest fear? A- needles 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." 1.YOUR REAL NAME: alex 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): aleizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): black dog :O 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): olivia jefferson 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): ottalzey?? 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): purple soda... 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): ramona 8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): black spike.. awesome Name: Alex Mcenzey ~~Discription~~ Eye Color: Hazel Big or Small: small Tats: No way in hades! ~~This or That~~ Juice or Water: juice Strawberry or Blueberry: Strawberry ~~Have You Ever~~ Stayed up all night: Yep ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!-Grover Underwood Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues.-Percy Jackson With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.-Nico di Angelo Go chase a donut! - Percy Jackson I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant "Eat my pants!" - Percy Jackson Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. -Percy Jackson New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! - Percy Jackson I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."- Percy Jackson That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!- Percy Jackson She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson Try Not To Cry: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. One bright day in the middle of the night, Read this !! Its super funny!! 1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5) If whenever you see or hear the name "Percy" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: --The Basics-- (i just like doing these:) lol Name: ALEX!!!! Age: 14 Birthplace: im a californiaaaa guuuurl! Current Location: the living room Eye Color: hazel:/ Hair Color: dark brown Height: 5'2! people say im short:( *sigh* Weight: 102 Hand: lefty here! Drive: a bike --Favorites-- Color: black and purple Number: 15 Band: plain white t's! TV Show: dont really have 1... Movie: definitly. due. date. lolzz. Actor: Logan Lerman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actress: ME! hehehe jk Sport: i luvvvvvvv ice skating! and swiming Fast Food Restaurant: I DONT KNOW!?!?!? Ice Cream: Vanilla Food: candy:) Cereal: Lucky Charms Candy: all candys my friend:) Drink: Coke Quote: when life gives you lemons just keep them.. cuz hey! free lemons! 10 Cool Things About My Guy Friends 1) You can punch them and they won't say that you hurt them. 2) They won't say that they broke a nail or some other insignificant thing like that. Most vain girls will. 3) They can tease you about being "attracted" to them. My guy friends and I do that all the time. You can't do that with your girlfriends cause that's just disturbing. (Guy: "So...you think I'm sexy?" Me: "Oh puh-leeze. Keep dreaming." Guy: "Aw. You make me feel so loved." Me: "I'm sure I do.") 4) They'll listen to you rant about your girlfriends and they won't be mean about it or anything. 5) They'll understand if you like one of their friends and the best thing is THEY'RE NOT JEALOUS!! 6) They're very messy. It's awesome. 7) A handful of them are slow. It's amusing to poke fun at them. They're not offended. And they're also funny. 8) They know when you're teasing and when you're not. Girlfriends can explode at any moment and yell at you because they take things the wrong way but guys aren't like that. They'll just pretend to be hurt. 9) They talk about more interesting thing. Sorry if I'm not interested in going to the mall with my girlfriends. But I prefer talking about how long they've been playing guitar or how advanced they are in their skateboarding skills. 10) They're guys. What girl doesn't love guys? I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing. PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORe/SCENE You like loud music ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. Type your name: Alex 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shalt not sneak out whilst thy parents are sleeping. Max: (to Fang) "You look like a kitty-cat." Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much) Fang: "There is one bright side to this." Max: "Now, let's say they come get us." Iggy: "And, like, the halls are full of zebras." Gazzy: "And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." Nudge: "And then everyone starts eating beef jerky." Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" Maximum Ride : Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?" ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max." |
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