Alex-NIghtshade
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HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my names Alex-Nightshade. .. im bored...pm me!! heheheh ANNND PLZ VOTE IN THE POLL PLZZZ!!!!!

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REAL NAME:

Alex

AGE:

stalker!! but ill give you a hint.. it starts with a 1 and ends with 4.. *wink wink* XD

LIVES IN:

UNITED STATES! WOOHOO!

online best friend!:

FirstSonOfHades (he doesnt have any stories... u should pm him lol) randoommm

GENDER

GIRL!... lol

FAV SONG:

animal by neon trees

ARE YOU A DEMIGOD:

duhhh!!!

WHO IS YOUR OLYMPIAN PARENT?:

poseidon... or hades.. muhahahahaha!

IF YOU COULD WOULD YOU JOIN THE HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS?

umm... no boys.. artemis? eternity withought growing a day old... hm.. maybe

FAV BOOK:

the lightning thief

FAVORITE QUOTES:

braccas meas vescimini!

rachel: 'they asked me alot of questions about you, i played dumb

annabeth: 'was it hard'

with great power has great need to take a nap... wake me up late- nico

she also called me brave unless she was talking to the catfish- percy jackson

thalia: wow apollo is hot.

percy: duh hes the sun god

i felt like one of apollos sacred cows... slow red and dumb- percy jackson


If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen

PJATOSROCKS09

alex-nightshade

Percy Jackson Oath

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachael
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

Man: Hey baby, are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long
Woman: I was running away from you, dumb@.

List twelve of the pjato characters in no particular order.

1) zoe nightshade

2) annabeth chase

3) percy jackson

4) luke castellan

5) grover underwood

6) nico di angelo

7) thalia grace

8) bianca di angelo

9) calypso

10) connor stoll

11) travis stoll

12) zeus

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

uh.. no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

ew.. no hes kronosO_o

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

if zeus got bianca di angelo pregnant... wierd

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

nope..

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

annabeth and nico!? no! percabeth!!!!!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

grover and calypso because idk if grover would want to be with connor...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

hmm... thalia walking in on annabeth and zeus... wiiiiierd..

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

hmm... connor and percy going on a questXD

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

zoe and bianca!? uhh.. noo?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

thalia and zeus... hanging with dad c(:

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

dead and gone:.(

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

warning: zoe pelting nico with arrows while zeus pelts zoe with lightning boltsXD

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

todayXD

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

zoe and thalia in a happy relationship? calypso runs off with luke? zoe heartbroken and has a one night stand with connor? but has a unhappy affair with ZEUS?! but then gets wise advice from grover?! and ends up with percy!?! um no no no.. thats allll wrong...

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- I like being smart and I really don't want a wisdom goddess as my enemy.
-Hades- Duh
-Zeus- I DONT want to be struck by lightning, thank you.
-Annabeth- Adore her! She's awesome!

You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (I could really use Hephaestus right now!)

You give all your siblings god parents. (Poseidon, Aphrodite)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

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You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (she's SO gonna die!)

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

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You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You dream about PJO every night. (I had this dream about Janus. He was forcing me to decide -.-)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)

You have an instant crush on Nico! (No, no, no, no, no. You give your heart to Percabeth!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

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About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)

100 stupid things you have done! (italic things are what iv'e done)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (yea i know. sad)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18.Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (more than once lol)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Walked into a pole
39. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (wtf?)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (bob, mellisa, joe, carmen, and bob jr.)
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

MY GOAL IS TO DO ALL OF THESE! HEHEHE... except for # 87.. that one just freaks me out.O.o

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans. (skiny jeans!)
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner (yup i luvs me some eyeliner)
You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance? (yup and still am)
~It takes you around more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(sometimes)
~You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (smells gooood!)
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

97 percent of youth would go emo if Miley Cyrus was on top of a building about to jump. If your one of the 3 percent that would be screaming "JUMP BITCH JUMP" and pushing her off , copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- black and purple

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- kill luke!!!!!!!!

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- ummm... probably... ALL OF THEM!!!!

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- TO CONTROL WATER!!! PSSSHYA!!

Q-Favorite Twilight quote?

A- um.. havnt read it

Q-Favorite Song

A- animal by neon tree

Q-Favorite food?

A- pizzaaaaa

Q-If you could date any character who would it be?

A- GROVER! LOL JKJKJK PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- Annabeth:) *wink wink*

Q-Favorite books?

A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series

Q-Night or Day?

A- Night

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- tell everyone to gimme thier cupcakes:)

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Crazy.

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- why im doing this... :)

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- ... white hair:)

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- My bff Matt

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- going to the doctors to get a shotDX

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Insane

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- December

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- uh... my name and zoes last name...

Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?

A- Hercules

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- yup

Q- Biggest fear?

A- needles

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
(hhmh...it said "may"...does that mean some of the nuts are fake?)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
(gee, what a revolutionary thought!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(you first)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(no comment...)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(I always thought frisbees were just one little disc-y-thing)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(wouldn't they be already dead?)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
(which is...)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
(why is this a warning?)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
(I never knew...you opened the door for me!!)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: alex

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): aleizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): black dog :O

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): olivia jefferson

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): ottalzey??

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): purple soda...

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): ramona

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): black spike.. awesome

Name: Alex Mcenzey
Age: 14
Location: californiaaa!:D
Birthday: 5/2/96
Birth Place: new york!
Ethnicity: white

~~Discription~~
Hair Color: dark brown

Long or Short: medium... like to my middle back
Straight or Curly: naturally straight

Eye Color: Hazel

Big or Small: small

Tats: No way in hades!
Piercings: yea

~~This or That~~
Fire or Ice:
ice!
Day or Night: Night!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate!!
Tea or Soda: mountain dew:)

Juice or Water: juice
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: Chocolate Milk
Italian or Chinese: italian
McDonald's or Burger King: Mcy-D's!
Pizza Hut or Domino's: dominos!!!!!!!!!
Watermelon or Kiwi: watermelon

Strawberry or Blueberry: Strawberry
Cherry or Banana: cherry
Summer or Winter: winter!
Spring or Fall: fall
Rainy or Sunny: rainy!
Snowy or Rainy: SNOWY!!!! SNOW ANGELSSS!:)
Love or Money: love
Mates or Dates: uh... what? i guess both?

~~Have You Ever~~
Smiled for no reason:
I AM rite now :D
Danced in the rain: Yep
Sang out loud: YEAA!
Kissed in the rain: yes! i know... romantic and cheesy. lol
Gotten in a bar fight: nope
Done drugs: Nope
Been drunk: nope
Been in love: Yup
Sat on a roof: yup. all the time
Gotten thrown out of a store: yes
Cried over a guy (if yes, was he worth it?): yes and no it wasnt worth it
Played an instrument: Yeah, guitar, piano, drums
Smoked a cigarette: no. Yucky
Lied: Yeah. doesnt everyone?
Cheated: On? my test yea. guilty.
Stolen: yupers

Stayed up all night: Yep
Been arrested: No.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh
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Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!-Grover Underwood

Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues.-Percy Jackson

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.-Nico di Angelo

Go chase a donut! - Percy Jackson

I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant "Eat my pants!" - Percy Jackson

Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. -Percy Jackson

New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! - Percy Jackson

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."- Percy Jackson

That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!- Percy Jackson

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Read this !! Its super funny!!

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Percy" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The Basics-- (i just like doing these:) lol

Name: ALEX!!!!

Age: 14

Birthplace: im a californiaaaa guuuurl!

Current Location: the living room

Eye Color: hazel:/

Hair Color: dark brown

Height: 5'2! people say im short:( *sigh*

Weight: 102

Hand: lefty here!

Drive: a bike

--Favorites--

Color: black and purple

Number: 15

Band: plain white t's!

TV Show: dont really have 1...

Movie: definitly. due. date. lolzz.

Actor: Logan Lerman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actress: ME! hehehe jk

Sport: i luvvvvvvv ice skating! and swiming

Fast Food Restaurant: I DONT KNOW!?!?!?

Ice Cream: Vanilla

Food: candy:)

Cereal: Lucky Charms

Candy: all candys my friend:)

Drink: Coke

Quote: when life gives you lemons just keep them.. cuz hey! free lemons!

10 Cool Things About My Guy Friends

1) You can punch them and they won't say that you hurt them.

2) They won't say that they broke a nail or some other insignificant thing like that. Most vain girls will.

3) They can tease you about being "attracted" to them. My guy friends and I do that all the time. You can't do that with your girlfriends cause that's just disturbing. (Guy: "So...you think I'm sexy?" Me: "Oh puh-leeze. Keep dreaming." Guy: "Aw. You make me feel so loved." Me: "I'm sure I do.")

4) They'll listen to you rant about your girlfriends and they won't be mean about it or anything.

5) They'll understand if you like one of their friends and the best thing is THEY'RE NOT JEALOUS!!

6) They're very messy. It's awesome.

7) A handful of them are slow. It's amusing to poke fun at them. They're not offended. And they're also funny.

8) They know when you're teasing and when you're not. Girlfriends can explode at any moment and yell at you because they take things the wrong way but guys aren't like that. They'll just pretend to be hurt.

9) They talk about more interesting thing. Sorry if I'm not interested in going to the mall with my girlfriends. But I prefer talking about how long they've been playing guitar or how advanced they are in their skateboarding skills.

10) They're guys. What girl doesn't love guys?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 5

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 6

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 4

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 5

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 2

HARDCORe/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 9

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number
Total: 3

Type your name: Alex
Type your name with your elbow: al,decx (:O)
Type your name with your eyes closed: alex (:P lotsa practice)
Type your name with your nose: alex (kinda easy :D)
Slam face into keyboard: nhjuyer (oww :P)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shalt not sneak out whilst thy parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shalt not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shalt not steal from thy parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shalt not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shalt not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shalt not strip in class.
(Hookers pay more)
9) Thou shalt not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shalt not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Max: (to Fang) "You look like a kitty-cat." Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?" Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever

Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever

Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much)
Fang: "Oh, jeez." Maximum Ride: Saving the World And Other Extreme Sports

Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: (grins) You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much. Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Max: "Now, let's say they come get us."

Iggy: "And, like, the halls are full of zebras."

Gazzy: "And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere."

Nudge: "And then everyone starts eating beef jerky."

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" Maximum Ride : Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one." Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max."
Max: "Is that what the aliens told you when you took off your tin foil hat?" Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports


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Let's see where this goes by Chosen Hero Sync reviews
AU Set a few months after TLH. Jason and Piper have grown close but Reyna and Percy come to the camp. Through a series of events they all must stay in camp for one week. What will happen? Slight OOC. Ch1-5 Singing and dancing rest is all good. New chap up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,356 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Jason G., Piper M.
It's alright to Love by music4evaxoxo reviews
What if Thalia got kicked out of the hunt? What happens when she sees the new Nico? Will romance grow between the two? Will Thalia accept him? Thalico!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Unbelievable by Justtypicalwriter reviews
A daughter of Hades likes Percy. She hates Annabeth. Percy has never spoken to her until something happens. She becomes friends with the least person expected and someone gets in the way of her crush on Percy. Will she find herself?WARNING: NOT PERCABETH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,976 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sofi's Secret by nightshadeprincess567 reviews
what happens when 3 friends meet a new kid and discover the secrets of their past and future? what happens when what we thought was myth turns into our reality? go with Sofia and her friends as they find the answers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/13/2010
The Fire and The Sun by Diamondsgirl101 reviews
"I am not an Aphrodite child. I have never had a major crush on a boy, let alone kissed one or anything. But this was interesting." What happens when a daughter of Apollo meets a son of Hephaestus, The Lost Hero's own Leo Valdez? Leo/OC Just after TLH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,027 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Leo V. - Complete
Hunters' Rules by hakuna-matataa reviews
Kasey is the typical nobody. She's lived at Camp all her life and still doesn't know much. But after a very life-changing Christmas, she starts to explore life's luxuries. Like her own family, life-long friends and...love? First takes place in TTC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,055 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
The Daughter of Hera by AxHopelesslyxHopefulxSoul reviews
"Never forget who you are." those words rang in my ears as I watched the chaos unfold around me. We were part of a scheme, one we need to escape on our own. One that the Crooked One has been developing for years.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Nico A.
The Missing Trident by CampHB reviews
When Poseidon's trident goes missing, Zach Hale, a son of Zeus is blamed. He has to go on a quest with Nico, Katerina a daughter of Poseidon , and a mortal named Selena. Please R&R! all i did was change the title and tweak the summary a little bit
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Nico A., Poseidon
Some Kiss by curiosity-driven reviews
When Ryan kissed Annabeth just about everything changed. But Percy then ran away, and Ryan got Annabeth just like he wanted. Percy comes back with a new sister and the will to fight for her. It wasn't just some kiss, it started something much bigger.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,422 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The New Girls by MindBender10 reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Nico are sent on a mission to find something or somethings that Chiron has requested for. What is it they got no idea. Why does he request such a thing? They are so clueless. I'm not good at summaries! First story so please read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,178 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Ten Days by Akatsuki Child reviews
Apollo x Thalia "Just hang out with him until I come back. It's only for ten days. I'll even let you take a month of Hunting off." Thalia really hated being blackmailed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,390 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
Shattered Hearts by warriorhalfblood reviews
Annabeth moves to France, leaving behind Percy and her friends. When Annabeth escaped from France to go back to Camp Half-Blood, she finds things had changed. Especially with Percy. Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Annabeth C.
The Truth by Queen of the Forgotten reviews
What was Rick Riordan really thinking when he began The Lightning Theif. Is Rick Riordan even his real name? And what truly happened to our favorite charecters? Find ou the truth. One-Shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
If Only There Was A Chance by ImJustDefyingGravityx3 reviews
Thalico! 3 Thalia and Nico reflect on their feelings after a year, not knowing that they like each other. Both wish there was a chance that there was a chance they could be together. :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Tratie Songfic by ImJustDefyingGravityx3 reviews
Just a little one-shot song-fic. Tratie! :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Perfect? No by Justtypicalwriter reviews
Amanda has a perfect life, in everyone elses eyes she does but in her reality her life is not perfect. Her no friend life quickly changes when percy jackson mistakes her for a newbie this new friend brings happiness and danger to this daughter of Demeter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Sadness in my eyes by AxHopelesslyxHopefulxSoul reviews
"Father, whoever you are please help." I prayed, but there was no answer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
How to Annoy Your Best Friends by xStarXStruckx reviews
Percy gets bored one day, so what does he decide to do? Annoy his best friends, of course! Before TLO. Percabeth if you look hard.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Percy J. - Complete