Blade5
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Joined 11-28-02, id: 301460
Author has written 1 story for South Park.
Well, as Squeezystan said, and I quote: "I'm copying my bestest friend in the whole world, Namir Swiftpaw. So, if the profile sounds a bit like hers, that's because I used her ideas. (*weeps* I'm a plagiarist!)"

~All About Blade~

Name: My real name is Brian.

Age: 15 (DOB 06/18/87

Location: Taylorsville, GA, which is the most boring town on the planet. Most of the time when you suddenly realize you're in the midle of no where.. well.. you're here.

Natural Hair Color: Blonde :(

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: American

Popularity: Well, on the internet it's rather high, like Namir. But, unfortunately, like Namir, I am a non-popular. But I still got lotsa friends- just not popular friends.

Love Interests: Hmmm... where should I begin... Jennifer Lopez, Christina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguelera... nah just kiddin, but there is this one girl at school...

Likes: writing, drawing, reading, hanging out with my friends, especially my cuz, movies, cartoons, South Park, video games, Pokémon, cats, Kenny McCormick, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Adam Sandler movies, Chris Tucker movies, Lord of the Rings, Jay and Silent Bob, Kevin Smith movies, Namir Swiftpaw (even though I've never talked to her), and a lot more other stuff I don't feel like naming anymore. ^_^

Dislikes: School, preps/cheerleaders/ANYONE with an annoying amount of spirit (much like Namir), vegetables, math, dogs, and some more stuff.

Personality: I am sort of like the dreamer type, quiet, but funny when I do open my mouth. LOL

Contact Info: My AIM's: ratdarappa, knnysk8er444, hotwheels44 Email: ratdarappa@aol.com and just like namir I don't give out phone or address, unless we get to be good friends and you really wanna talk to me THAT bad.

~Blade's Hobbies~

Writing: Obviously I like to write, since I'm here, duh. I started writing when I was 10.

Drawing: I love to draw anime and my own little made up south park characters.

Rapping/Freestyling: Ilove to write my own little rhymes and also to freestyle (make up the stuff as I go). I guess it was really Eminem that inspired me to rap. Thank God for Slim Shady. As a matter of fact I might just come up with some rhymes in the song fics soon!

~Blade's Favorites~

Cartoons: South Park is the best cartoon ever. Matt and Trey are geniouses. Also I like The Simpsons and King of the Hill.

Characters: Kenny McCormick rules all. Chef is awesome too. Cartman is kickass.

Couples/Parings: Well first of all Kyle and Bebe would be awesome together. (Ooo shake that ass baby! *Bebe) Stan/Wendy is cool. Also for Resident Evil- Claire/Leon. That's all really...

Color: Blue

Video Games: Oh my God... where do I start... Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Silent Hill 2, Super Smash Bros. Melee, SSX Tricky, NBA Street, Blood Omen 2, Mario Party 1, 2, 3, a whole lot more.. just don't feel like listing them all...LOL

Movies: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Ten Things I Hate About You, Forrest Gump, Rush Hour and 2, The Waterboy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Animal, Mr. Deeds, Blade 1 and 2(of course), Cast Away, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy and others I can't think of right now.

Books: The Animorphs series, Cujo, Pet Semetary, and the Resident Evil book series

TV Shows: South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, The Pretender, The Kids In The Hall, Who's Line Is It Anyway, Saturday Night Live, Crank Yankers, and The Man Show

Music: Eminem, Dr. Dre, and all that is rap.

~Blade's News~

Current Fandoms: As of right now, my main fandom is South Park. Others willl be Resident Evil, Pokemon and Animorphs.

Original Work: Comedy action and horror

~Blade's Author Picks~

Namir Swiftpaw: The greatest author on the web of course.

Squeezystan: Squeeze writes some awesome poetry.

Matt Morwell wrote the coolest Pokemon fic: Against All Odds. Check it out.

~Blade's Fic Projects~

I really don't have much online as of now, but its only cause I most of the time write the whole story on Word and then upload it. Here they are though...

South Park at Disney World- PG-13
Animorphs 2- PG-13 to R not sure yet
Resident Evil Arena- R

Well thats all! Ya'll come back now, ya here?

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BioMutation by Invader Zim1 reviews
A group of teenagers find themselves the sole survivors of a town infected with a mysterious virus, all of the citizens have been turned into ravenous zombies, it is up to the survivors of Gaines to escape. R&R.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 59 - Words: 160,035 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2002
Dragon Master by SilvorMoon reviews
Aurora dreams of being a Dragon Master, but the forces arrayed against her are greater than she knows. With only a wannabe Pokemon researcher, a disgraced Rocket, and an abused Spearow for help, will she ever achieve her dream?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,357 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2002 - Published: 8/27/2001 - Complete
BIOHAZARD by Stanley Olan reviews
My version of the movie. If you played the first game you know the plot: A military team is sent in to fight a horde of flesh eating zombies. Now with 4 ENDINGS! PLEASE READ & REVIEW ON WHICH ENDING YOU LIKE THE BEST!!!!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2002 - Published: 12/19/2001
Silent Hill by Aeris Gainsborough and X-treme reviews
IT'S FINISHED!!!!!!! The critically acclaimed Silent Hill narraration is finally completed! Harry goes on a mind trip through the town of Silent Hill. A narraration of the game. READ AND REVIEW!! AND THANKS TO ALL MY FANS!! YOU ALL RULE!!!!!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,753 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 2/15/2001 - Complete
The Journey by BenRG reviews
Since everyone is writing New Trainer fics, I thought I'd try one. A boy from Pallet Town is setting off in the footsteps of his heroes. What lies ahead? Read to find out! PAUSED AT A GOOD SPOT TO CALL IT COMPLETE
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,004 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2001 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Complete
Contagion : RE2 (Re-Released) by DirtyMonk reviews
The most underrated RE fanfic on the web. Disturbing and violent, it is a grittier version of the RE2 you're used to. Read if you dare.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 124,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2001
Pokemon Master by Acey reviews
11 years in the dark future ... things have changed.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 211,120 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/21/2001 - Published: 12/26/1999
South Park at Disney World reviews
The gang take a trip to Disney World for the summer- South Park style! R&R please Chapter 3 is up! Rated for language and some sexual humor. I raised it from pg13 - R for the use of the "f" word in the latest chapter
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 11/29/2002