Killer Tedy Bear
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Joined 09-21-10, id: 2546536, Profile Updated: 08-09-13

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!


Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It! ღ
Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! ღ
Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε! ღ
Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn! ღ
Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund! ღ
Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt! ღ
Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! ღ
Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε! ღ
Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ! ღ
Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε! ღ
Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα! ღ
Think I'm Dumb?...Try Mε! ღ
Hαtε Mч Prσfilε?...Gεt Off Mч Pαgε! ღ or fuck you x]

Put this on your page
if you love to laugh!


-If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

-If you have every tripped on a flat surface (you have skill), copy and paste this into your profile.

-I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

-You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.


-If you have ever written something then later regretted it copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you are obsessed with Kurosaki Ichigo, put this on your profile

-If you are a yaoi fan, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If your a Grimmichi fan, put this on your profile

-There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

-If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

-If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

-If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

-If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame,HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrOHaChIrObEi, bewy-chan, Killer Tedy Bear

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.


I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends.

I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girlI did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart


Remember when...:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times


BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

6. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

5. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

4. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

3. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

2. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:


You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)
You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.)
The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.)
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.)
Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)
As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.)
As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)
and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.)
You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.)
Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:
Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:
Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! That was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:
Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS:
Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS:
Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:
will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS:
will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS:
keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS:
kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS:
will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS:
takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:
Will repost this shittttt!!


92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.


I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think Barney is an overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur, and a crack addict. Copy and past this on your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile


98 of teenage girls would scream if they saw the jonas brothers whilst stood on top of a high building If you are one of the 2 who would be shouting "JUMP" right along with me post this in your profile

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours on FanFiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love yaoi and believe that yaoi fangirls shall one day take over the world, copy and paste this into your profile


AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile.


Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you haven't already copied and pasted this to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile


98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.


If you believe that Chuck Norris is actually Kenpachi Zaraki in disguise, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that the world will end when Kenpachi gets a shikai, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Bleach Vampire fics r awesome, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If u think I'M mad, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Gin is good at heart, copy and paste this to your profile.


Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Education is important; school, however, is another matter.

Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

Almost every girl is a bitch, it just depends on how much or whether they like to show it

When Life gives you lemons make grape juice then watch the World trying to figure out how you did it.

can you blveiee tihs?

Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? yaeh i awlyas kenw i was strnage. XD


Answer these questions, NO CHEATING!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Ichigo
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? black
3. Your first initial?
S
4. Your month of birth?
January
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
Black
6. Name a person of your same gender.
Angelica
7. What's your favorite number?
13
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
Florida
9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans?
Oceans
10. What is your wish?
Fullfil my dream.

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soul mate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,336 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 4,585 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,790 - Follows: 11,269 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Cloudier Sky by MidnightEmber reviews
Lily had many secrets when she was alive. Now Harry must figure them out while dealing with the blame of Sirius death and the threat of the truly evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,140 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 4,260 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 2/24/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
You, Me, S(,,), NOW! by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
First Chapter: Harry completely and deeply hated technology. / Second Chapter: Harry snorted looking at his empty, one size bed. Empty because it lacked something, or rather, someone. / Third and Last Chapter: "I have to say it, Harry, parenthood looks good on you."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] James P., Luna L. - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 9,440 - Follows: 8,734 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Morning After by Paimpont reviews
The Dark Lord wakes up with a hangover and finds someone unexpected in his bed. HP/LV slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 308 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Game Plan by MidnightEmber reviews
Harry is bored one day...then he gets an idea. Why doesn't he liven things up by playing a few games on unsuspecting people?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rain and Regret by TheMuser reviews
Rainfall in the land of eternal summer, two dead and lonesome souls meet aboard a train. A story of regrets realized and new-found love that slips away quicker than sand. A one-shot about the life after death of HP and LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
First Surrender by Paimpont reviews
There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Loving the Teacher by Kat100666 reviews
This is a birthday gift to all my fans! Timetravel, rule breaking, posion, and a happy ending. What has HArry gotten into this time? Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Willingly Captured by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is hunted, captured and is brought before the Dark Lord - Wait what do you mean he allowed them to tie him up? Why is Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix taking him shopping?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Green by HinaKicksAss reviews
"Dray. They're touching me in places they shouldn't." The Slytherin paled. Everyone knew how possessive Draco was. Especially with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 175 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Interlude by WynterRavenheart reviews
A moment in time in the life of two people. An interlude in the middle of the night
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rather a Snake then a Lion by Kat100666 reviews
Working on a spell with his new friend Draco something happens that sends Harry back in time to his parents seventh year, the 18 yr old wizard learns some things that pull him closer to a man who in his time hates him with a passion Check out Wolf Play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,439 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Only One by TokugawaSmile reviews
In all five lifetimes, Orihime had lost. Grimmjow/Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
James Bond Eat Your Heart Out by grave-walker reviews
Merlin/Arthur AU, loosely based on movie Debs. Arthur is the top student at spy school and Merlin is notorious evil genius. However rivalry isn't the only thing these two boys are feeling, can Arthur resist or will he forsake his friends and his country?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,281 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Show Down by TiannaMVA reviews
COMPLETE! Harry faces off with Voldemort... after poisoning Dumbledore's candies? Dark!Harry, Maunipulative!Dumbledore, Semi-Nice!Voldemort. Multiple warnings, mentioned slash DM/HP. Rewrite of Vamprisslizy's 'New Ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Do Not Walk Gently Into The Night by Tiro reviews
Harry is sick of life, and writes his final letter… to Voldemort. However, Voldemort will not let the teen die. So what happens afterwards? Slash-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 789 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Love at first sight by Tiro reviews
Voldemort really opens his eyes once he kidnaps Harry Potter, and really has a look on the teen. And promptly falls in love with him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 592 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Tom? by Keaira Rogue reviews
Harry and Tom are discussing what Harry should call our dear dark lord. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 6,741 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 301 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,901 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Pain by meikouhaikitsune reviews
He would never ask for what he knew he needed, but that wouldn't stop him from getting it. Pain three days grace.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Unintentionally Yours by Dinkel reviews
What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 340,148 - Reviews: 3524 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Better Side of Their Arse by lilplum19 reviews
ONE SHOT A little arguement about which arse is better turns into alot of conflicts and denail, as well as a little temptation.My First Fanfic made out of laughs so please R R !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Danger of Rumors by Passo reviews
{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete