My dear reader(s), Hello, I am Moocius Lolfoy, the great-grandson of Terry Boot. I am a chronicler of his generation, and I did my senior dissertation on the sociological and historiographical ramifications of The Malfoys. Now, without a job and food on the table, I've taken to sirius character defamations of this grand wizarding family in order to AVENGEEEE THE FAMILYYYYY (and hopefully get published by Obscurus Books). Best, Moocius Lolfoy |