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Joined 04-29-12, id: 3969131, Profile Updated: 06-07-12

Hey its me, Akatuki'sWolfAngel :D I;m not that good of a writer but I'll try to get some stories up soon! I'm really random by the way so you have been warned ;)

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

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My Bionic Heart by FreeSpirit101 reviews
Bobbi is the new kid...again. When she becomes BFFs with Bree, she meet's Bree's brothers. Is it love at first sight? Chase and Bobbi start dating, but a month into their relationship...something bad happens. Will Chase save Bobbi or loose her forever.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Chase
Daughter of the Sun God by FreeSpirit101 reviews
Holly Parker has never been popular. Living in L.A. with her Aunt, and going to a private school seems cool, but when she has a feeling she's being watched, she'll get sucked into the world of demigods. Okay I really suck at summaries, please read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012
Aladdin and Kate by FreeSpirit101 reviews
What if Aladdin had a sister? This is basically the same as the movie but it's about the adventure that Aladdin and his sister, Kate, have together in meeting Princess Jasmine and defeating Jafar. Please please please read and review!
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Aladdin, Jasmine
Us Against the World by FreeSpirit101 reviews
Twenty two days, four hours, and five minutes is how long I've been floating out on this ocean. Twenty two day, four hours, and five minutes since the bomb killed my brother and mother. Twenty two day, four hours, and five minutes is how long I've been slowly dying on this piece of drift wood in the middle of the ocean. Alone, helpless, and a goner. The only way out…death.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Peter P.
National Treasure 3: Treasure Beyond Two Worlds by FreeSpirit101 reviews
When Danielle's mom dies, she learns she has family she never knew about. When she goes to live with her newly found uncle and soon to be aunt she gets sucked into a world she never could of imagined. I suck at summary's! Just please read!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Ben G.
Masquerade by Wendbria reviews
ONESHOT. Its the end of the war and to celebrate Konoha is holding a Masquerade party. Identities are unknown and chemistry between two people appears. What will happen when the clock strikes midnight and the masks come off?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete