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Joined 12-19-02, id: 312290
Author has written 9 stories for Metal Gear, Legacy of Kain, Final Fantasy X-overs, and Final Fantasy VII.

UPDATED APRIL 4th, 2007

RD: Ryan Derasp

Actual Name: Derasp, Ryan

As you know my name is Ryan Derasp, gah i hate repeating my self! Then why do it you ask!? Well the answer is as simple as me learning to fly while eating a cheese burger made of milkshake that was once your brain. Intense. Im 18 but will be 19 in 14 days on the 19th woot! I want to try and get back into the writing game, and get this place back to the way it was before the yoai writers came in.

Nationality: Canadian
Eye Colour: Green
Hair Colour: Brown


Fat Boss
Actual Name: Meechan, Michael
Killer without a conscious. Not. Fat guy who also likes anime.cough (lol mike is gonna be mad when he sees that cough I so strategically added with my uh brain? lol) Coca-cola fanatic, and unhindered lunatic.

Nationality: Canadian
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Green

Rather fond of Metal Gear, specifically Big Boss and Gray Fox.

Dislikes anything remotely related to Sailor Moon. Yaoi pairings with hetero characters bothers him.

Mike & Ryan's favorite movies:

Evil Dead Trilogy
Hannibal Lecter films
Cowboy Bebop: The movie
BLACKADDER ALL THE WAY! Make a sentence out of the following words. Face sodding your shut.

Mike & Ryan's favorite games:

FF7
Tenchu series
Metal Gear series
LoK series
Chrono Trigger
Secret of Mana/Seiken Densetsu 2.

Mike & Ryan's favorite characters:

The Big Boss, The Sons of Big Boss, Gray Fox
Sephiroth, Vincent Valentine
Kain, Vorador, Turel, Dumah
Onikage, Azuma Tatsumaru

Recommended reads: It started with a trial- Kind of old, but funny as hell.
From Saints to Saviours: Into the Storm- Possibly and easily one of the greatest Gundam Wing stories ever authored.

Screw X-Box!

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Blue Suits 'n Shades reviews
What starts as an attempt to go AWOL, ever fearful of Tseng's wrath as retribution to Reno's... marvelou behaviour, becomes a random, near constantly inebriated search for Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Rude, Reno
AVALANCHE vs Anime Hellions!
You asked for complete randomness? Well you got it with Mike and Ryan's adventure in AVALANCHE vs Anime Hellions!
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,071 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete
Trouser Snake reviews
Nothing to do with title. 1968, Vietnam. Big Boss is sent to sabotage stolen nuclear goodies... and act like an ass every step of the way. Snake Eater cast and extra. Humour has improved DRASTICALLY since the 2nd chap... Dedicated to Rpgingmaster
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005
Teenage Wasteland reviews
Snake and the boys are living with Big Boss. The old man does everything possible to humiliate his sons, Liquid's sexuality is questioned and devious schemes galore. Uh, SnakeMeryl... god...
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
Legacy of Kain: Not as Defiant as I hoped reviews
A violent humour fic with plenty of character death. Read as Kain, Raziel, Vorador, Malek and Mortanius rape history in this random and fast paced fic. [COMPLETE]
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,551 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Complete
The Misadventures of Unit FOXHOUND reviews
I'm still alive. A duel of Authors, with Shade Wolf opposing my FOXHOUND team. Who will win? Who betrays? Who get's challenged to a muktuk eating contest? Who wrote this garbage? Combat between FOXHOUND and BLACKHOUND!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,215 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 2/27/2003
LoK Jeopardy reviews
Trebek is dead... the Circle is flat out broke... what do do? Sell out! Three contestants proving themselves as idiots and a new hostess! (thanks) What's this? Someone get's an answer right?
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 10/29/2003
Telling the Tale: The Legacy of Chibi Kain, Tome 1 reviews
After killing Nutgrabber, Kain steals his booze and holds a keg party, in viting almost every character in the series and special guest stars who reviewed! And then, in the Soul Reaver Era, he decides to go back to high school, cause of a certain teacher
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003
The Adventures of Neo FOXHOUND reviews
From lounging around and getting high to infiltrating tankers and killing evil clones, then saving the world from Metal Gear CAT. The zany, random adventures of Snake and friends continues. In the upcoming sequel!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,433 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003
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