Touch.Off.The.Noodles
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Joined 11-22-10, id: 2625636, Profile Updated: 02-09-12
Author has written 1 story for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hey, I'm Martha (Marty to a few) or as my pen name; Touch.Off.The.Noodles

Yeah, profile's pretty crap because I'm a noob to this site. It'll get better though, promise that.

Also I need a few ideas for a FanFic. Maybe anyone could help me out? Anyone...? * forever alone in this. *

I'm a Welsh writer. Average teenage weirdo who probably needs mental therapy :). Love making up stories and all.

I love fictional books like Skulduggery Pleasant ( Derek Landy, you are a GOD! ) and IT. I am obsessed with love horror and mystery.

Also, I like things with a little magic. Not sparkly-sunlight-Twilight magic, but epic magic like in SP and Harry Potter!! AVADA KADABRA!! * waves want round like a maniac before realising it's a stick... * ;D

I'll probably get this account properly rolling by the end of this century (yes, I will live that long.) Seemingly as by then I'll have something to write about:L

So, hope you'll like my handiwork.

Peace. Martha :)

Warhammer Bitesized by ODST 262 reviews
Its a normal day for me; School's good and my mini war-gaming is even better. I was looking forward to my week alone but then characters from the 40k universe start appearing in my house. The strangest part, they're all the size of tabletop models.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Space Marines, Eldar
Playing with Darkness reviews
Esther Ridgeway doesn't know how weird her life really is. Vampires, dark magic, and a talking skeleton? Little does she know that she has a little magic up her sleeve... and when I mean 'little' I mean hell of a lot. R&R please: Skulduggery Pleasant FF.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Skulduggery P.