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Joined 09-15-10, id: 2539906, Profile Updated: 09-20-11

Hi my name's Miss Emotional, Siobhan, Sean, Grellow, Blu, Seanerooni, Xshabangabang (pronounced Shabanganbag), Siosub, Sobham or 'Missing Pieces' and this is my profile as you probably already know. If you didn't I'd be concerned...

List of Favourites;

Movies

Splinter

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

The Twilight Series

Sherlock Holmes

The Lovely Bones

Avatar

Disney Classics

The Harry Potter Series

Sweeney Todd

Batman: The Dark Knight

Year 1

Titanic

TV Shows

Scrubs

Friends

Castle

Bones

The Big Bang Theory

Glee

Good News Week

Good News World

Little Britain

House

Offspring

Rove Live (When it was still on)

Kath and Kim

Stargate: Atlantis

Music

Chiodos FTW!!!

Eminem

Rise Against

Sick Puppies

Lil' Wayne

Escape The Fate

Alesana

A Day To Remember

Bless The Fall

Ween

The Script

The Potbelleez

Kate Miller-Heidke

My Chemical Romance

Kid Cudi

Timbaland

Black Eyed Peas

Linkin Park

Nickleback

Evermore

Eskimo Joe

Evanescence

The Fray

The Sundance Kids

Greenday

The Midnight Beast

Books

The Harry Potter Series

Poison Study, Magic Study, Fire Study (sorry i don't know the name of the series!)

The Twilight Saga

The Nightworld Series

The Mortal Instruments Series (The "City Of Books")

The Inferno Devices Series

The Evernight Series

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Soldiers make up the majority of our army. Civillians who-" Poison Study by Maria V. Snyder

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My Ipod Touch and its awesome-beyond-awesome songs inside!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Top Gear! One of the most funniest car shows you'll ever see in Australia! (None of that fake Aussie Top Gear shit they tried to put on our tv's!)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:30pm ish... checks clock.. 7:43pm!

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

Didn't realise that there was this question when I wrote the comment above so no need to repeat myself

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The sweet sweet sound of the air con on a scorching hot day

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Taking the table cloth outside on the porch and shaking it (mums orders)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My friends profile page (stalking is not the same as watching) ;)

9. What are you wearing?

Denim short shorts and one of those singlet tops that cling to your boobs and then flare out at the bottom of the bust (navy-grey with gorgeous white flowers every now and then)

10. Did you dream last night?

Can't remember last nights but do remember the night befores, i was in the school library with a couple of my mates and a hot guy from school and then somehow we started making out (me and the hot guy, not my mates)

11. When did you last laugh?

Talking to my mate on facebook where we were on instant chat and she reminded me of when i nutted one of my best guy mates and didn't notice until his head went slap on the desk! i laughed aloud and everyone in the living room looked at me like i was high!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Im in my bedroom right now so theres a clock, a painting my uncle did for my yr seven graduation, an autographed twilight poster, a huge framed picture of me when i was three (i was gorgeous by the way! and im not modest at all :) ) and millions of pics and drawings my mates and i have done.. good times :)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not unless you count seeing one of my mates picking up and throwning another one of my mates onto the grass over 40 cents... an average morning on our veranda before school

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh

15. What is the last film you saw?

Tangeled with one of my best mates.. AWESOME AS!

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

First i would pay off my familys mortgage on the house, then i would buy my family and a couple of my friends a ticket around to all the good parts of the world and see rellies and stuff, then i would give money for the Queensland flood appeal (that sucked by the way we were in the middle of it and spent a week brushing water away from the house and digging trenches :( ) then i would save it for future references

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have no idea what type of job I want to do once im out of high school but i do know that i will always deep inside want to be an oncologist due to my families history with the dreaded disease and the driving need to give back. Even though i will never be smart enough to do so

18. If you could change one thing about the world what would you do?

Take away all the wrong that happens coz these days it makes me feel sick to watch the news!

19. George Bush:

Who?

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I have to say it would be great to have a baby girl but I've always dreamed of having two beautiful sons anyway i would either name her Orla or Yelena

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Seamus, Jason, Seth or Lucas

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Definitly! But i would always return to Down Under in the end!

23. Whats the last book you read?

Ink Exchange by Melissa Mar (not the best read but I've started the series and I might aswell finish it

24. What's on your T.V right now?

Runs up the house, checks the TV, runs back into room* some marine animal shit on the ABC

25. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Mum: "Are you off the internet yet?"

Me: *Grumbles* "No only just started

26. Where are you?

South East Queensland Australia, The Sunshine State :) (Not with all the flooding and friging scary storms that come out of nowhere when your at school with friend in the middle of class egging on the lightning. minutes later noting that he has to ride his scooter down to the train station.. and scooters are metal)

27. What was the last thing you drank?

uh water.. in a glass

28. What's your personality like?

Uh, it depends on where i am, how im feeling and who i'm with, but i've been told out of all honesty that i am a loyal friend, happy (to an extent), annoying (this is one of my best mates words), and hypocrytical (sorry about the spelling guys!)

29. What was the last thing you thought?

I'm thirsty

30. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My creditless phone :(

31. What are you eating/drinking right now?

As of this very moment I'm eating/drinking nothing

32. What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Besides this comment I'm writing a story for my own eyes to read about personal matters that happens to a girl in London. Not for publishing. I don't write stories for fanfic i simply read them, follow my favs and give constructive critisism when needed

33. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?

'-the chain around her throat where the clockwork angel hung. It-' Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare (one of the most thrilling authors i have followed!)

34. What's it like being you?

Well the main emotion or feeling that i feel is confusion so.. i'd say its confusing

35. What are your thoughts on writing?

I love writing and I love those first ideas you get before you start to type those precious first words that would start a whole new life for your charecters. tho when you can't put your thoughts into words that make sense to anyone but yourself then theres no point in posting them online for people to judge

36. How tall are you?

1.73 metres

37. What book are you currently reading?

None waiting for an exchange with my friend tomorrow though to borrow the next book after Ink Exchange

38. What music are you listening to?

Strangley nothing at the moment, though I was listening to The Aftermath By Escape The Fate not too long ago

39. What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Facebook!!

40. What was the last thing you cooked?

REAL sausage rolls! With REAL sausages wrapped in pastry!

41. What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Cream, I'm not allowed to paint them so I cover it up in pics and drawings

42. Do you know who the governor of your state is?

In AUSTRALIA we don't HAVE GOVERNORS! we have PREMIERS for OUR STATES and right now her name is Anna Bligh and shes a bitch

43. Ketchup or Mustard?

TOMATO SAUCE!!

44.How many different programs are on your computer right now

Just fanfiction though i have two windows open so whatever makes you happy

45. What is the weather like?

HOT!

46. Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

It's summer now but we did go on holidays to Cotton Tree in the Sunshine Coast

50. What does your user name mean?

It's what my best mate has called me since we were about 11 and now a couple of my other mates have started calling me it aswell so I guess it's just another nickname.

49. One word that would best describe you?

Energetic

48. What's your favorite article of clothing?

Seriously low-cut singlet top that makes my boobs look huge!

47. Anything else?

IM FRIGGIN PAUSED!! XD inside joke with friend... grade 8's are hilarious at times :)

Okay so I saw the same type of thing on Dmaixe's profile and I thought "What the hell!" So I've gone the same type of thing but changed the book to characters from Cassandra Clares two series The Mortal Instruments and The Inferno Devices. I kinda guessed that it has something to do with coupling them together and seeing what they would be like if I wrote them so besides the three centuries or so in age difference this should be interesting! Enjoy!

1. Clary

2. Jace

3. Simon

4. Alec

5. Isabell

6. Max (NAWWW!!! THAT WAS SOO SAD WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!!! (not going to say what happens coz that would be a spoiler!)

7. Tessa

8. Will

9. Gem

10. Magnus

11. Jessamine

12.Henry

13. Valentine

1. Would seven and three be humorous or angsty? I think it would be humorous! I mean Simon is funny already and Tessa is really sarcastic and stuff! Have to say though Tessa and Will are a couple that would be perfect!

2. Would four and ten be smutty or fluffy? OMG! I DIDN'T EVEN PLAN THAT! AND SMUT/FLUFF DEFINETLY!

3. Is there a possibility of two and nine? ROFL! that would be classic! imagine that! no i don't think that that would happen anytime soon

4. What's the other characters reactions if one and eleven started dating? everyone would be really surprised! i don't think that they would tell anyone because it wasn't right in Jessamine's time and she would feel insecure! POOR JACE!

5. Which couple do you think is better? Eight and thirteen or six and five? holly molly! what is this! incest and gorgeous/evil! though id prefer valentine and will

6. Is number twelve the most attractive character? I think that he's a cutie but i don't think that he's the most attractive.. i think that would either be alec, jace or will :)

7. Would three be happy if eleven and eight went out? Simon probably wouldn't be bothered, though i think that he would definetly be happy i guess

8. What would be a title of a story for four and two? 'The Love Triangle'

9. Have you ever heard of one and ten pairing? Yes and i don't fancy it. I mean Magnus and Alec are gorgeous together ;)

10. Would a five and thirteen canon be possible? NO! THAT IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAPPEN!

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90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile (This is for you Miss Enthusiasimal, Miss Hormonal and Miss Calmonal and Little Brother and Major Maslen)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile (In the middle of a maths test whilst wiring a bomb to explode!!!! this is a joke, i am no terrorist... i can't say the same for my friends!)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile. (I am, however, unfortunate enough to have two insane best friends)

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile (i admit it, i cried)

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you support Werewolf rights, then copy and paste this to your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (That one kinda sucks coz im the youngest except for Morgan and she won't me forget it...)

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Make like a guillotine and head off.

Some people are like slinkys...pretty much useless but still fun to push down the stairs.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz (That doesn't work for me!!)

the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

Just Because I Love You, Doesn't Mean I Won't Eat You

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll~

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. Mark Twain

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. ~Albert Einstein

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow -Kathy Buckley-

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'- Scott Adams

they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

On a tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be. Remember this and follow me. To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

RIP Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008

You will be missed :(

Movies: The Patriot, Casanova, The Brother's Grimm, Ned Kelly, Brokeback Mountain, Lords of Dogtown, A Knights Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You & his final production: The Dark Knight.

If you miss Heath Ledger as much as I do and his death has affected you more than you would think, copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list. GregsLabrat, JOKER-kennedy, AerrowLover, petrelli heiress, CelestialStorywriter, Miss Enthusiasimal, Miss Emotional

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

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A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile

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WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile.

If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very greatful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile! (That would be YOU Morgan!!)

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see,

must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And I run for the door

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the steet.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all.
9. You always take drugs and they ain't illegal.
10. There's no need to worry about people annoying you, they generally give you a wide berth.

~Survey~

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

It was an old mate on facebook and we were bagging out Justin Beiber

Where are you?

Sitting on the computer desk... on the computer..

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

The ceiling

What's the last thing you ate?
home made pizza... mmmmm

What's your personality like?
loud. strong willed. competitive (apparently). social. mood swingy.

Who do you have a crush on?
no one in particular... (Morgan! Keep Your Mouth Shut!)

What was the last thing you thought?
DRACO MALFOY!!!! XD

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
go to England, Ireland and anywhere else that ends in 'land'

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
nothing at the moment.. may have a slice of chocolate cake later though!

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
The song that just came onto my iPod is lame... SKIP!!

What's it like being you?
CHARLIE'S A NON BELIEVER!! SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!!! SSHHHUUUUUNNN!!!

What are your thoughts on writing?
their okay... never really thought about writing's thoughts before...

How tall are you?
Taller then most of the guys in my grade... which gets annoying coz it means that i can't be a rock in hide and go seek without someone working out that it's me... :(

What book are you currently reading?
Im going back and reading the Nightworld Series again so I'm re-reading the 1st book

What music are you listening to?
Dani California by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.. but it shouldn't count coz the song just changed as I'm typing this... now im listening to No Love by Eminem feat. Lil Wayne

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
facebook.

What was the last thing you cooked?
I honestly can't remember!

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
cream... not very exciting

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
The Premier of Queensland Australia is Anna Bligh

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
1 internet explorer

Have you ever been water-skiing?
nope... haven't really wanted too

What is the weather like?
hot! What do you expect at 8:23pm in Queensland Australia in Spring!!??

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
not sure but if we're going anywhere it'll be the Sunshine Coast XD
Anything else?
I love you!!!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

"Be UniQue- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!"

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste this shit.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
One of my best mates actually did that for my Christmas pressie!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

YOU'RE BORN SCREAMING...WHO'S TO SAY YOU WON'T DIE THAT WAY??

Robin: Do you take this man and this horse as your route out of here?
Marian: I do!
- Robin Hood - season 1, ep 13

Quotes From Mates At School

Me- "Where's Mitchell?" (Known as the Fat Kid)

Kayne- "He rolled down to the Bakery."'

Quotes from Home

Me- "Aylish! (My little sister) Shut UP!!!"

Dad- "Aylish if you don't be quiet right now then Siobhan and I will knock you out, take you out the back, and bury you face down, so that when you wake up and you start digging to get out you'll be digging down instead of up."

Morgan's at a wedding and texting me in the church.

Morgan- "The statues of Jesus keep staring at me! I swear they're moving!"

Me- "OMG! It ddnt did it!? How dare it! was da wedin nice??"

At School in the Library with Some Mates

Selena is looking through a manga book

Me: Isn't it annoying how manga chicks always have huge boobs?

Selena: Any particular reason you noticed that?

Bredan hears 'boobs' and leaps over the table to get a look.

Selena and I: PERV!!

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Be My Poison by kolorfulk reviews
After Clarissa Morgenstern lost herself in drugs, alcohol, and anorexia problems, her parents Jocelyn and Valentine decided to ship her away to the Shadow Institute, a boarding school. Full summary inside. AH/AU Infernal Devices Crossover—A little OOC at
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,959 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Clary F.
The Twilight Saga: Solar Flare by Kirby Phelps PK reviews
Ever wonder what would have happened if Bella and Jacob kissed in New Moon and that phone call never interrupted them? As Bella realizes her love for Jacob, will that all change once Edward returns? In this story, Jacob and Edward's roles are reversed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,678 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Little Moments In London by Tsiishch'li reviews
Drabbles. Two for every letter of the alphabet, in fact. Characters vary. Each drabble less than 500 words. T because it might eventually earn it and because I am very much paranoid. *Spoiler free*
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Dark Secrets by Kaarl reviews
When Reyad rapes Yelena, he leaves her pregnant. Valek will go to impossible ends to reveal the identity of the child's father. Will Yelena tell him her story or will he go past the point of no return? T for language.
Study series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Yelena Z., Valek
I Get Off by cindysark reviews
Puck learns that sometimes, when you step outside your box, awesome things can happen. Especially when it's Rachel doing the stepping. Pure Smuckleberry with a side of plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Marauders Come to Rosewood by Miss Enthusiasimal reviews
When the Marauders minus Peter step into the grate to floo to Australian school Rosewood High for the year, they never imagined that they would be there for the year 2010!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Marauders, OC
Richard Castle's Guide to Camping by KB-RC23 reviews
Rick and Kate go on a little camping trip! Very interesting times lie ahead for our favorite duo. Rated M. *Updated 12/24/2011* Final chapter is now up!
Castle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Slush by caren67 reviews
For Rachel Berry, this last slushy pushes her too far. How long she cope with her everyday dose of bullying before it tosses her to the very edge? Noah Puckerman not only helps her, but also creates a friendship/romance better than either could imagine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,455 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Road Trip by Sheniqua 17 reviews
6 of the Glee club members decide that before their senior year starts that they want to go on a trip to California. Little bit o' Brittana, little bit o' Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
To the Twelfth by 27vampyresinhermind reviews
When Puck figured out that he wanted to date Rachel again, he knew it wouldn't be easy. But he knew it'd be worth it. Features Puckleberry, Pezberry friendship. M rating for a reason. COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,298 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Genii and the Musical by Miss Enthusiasimal reviews
An Entity is let loose and is creating a very strange kind of chaos around Atlantis. Can the team find a way to contain it before they're deepest darkest secrets are revealed? And what's trying to kill Sheppard? -Has swearing. Contains sensitive themes
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - John S., Rodney M.
The Natural Path by 9ud9ir190ne6ad reviews
"I was the natural path your life would have taken... If the world was the way it was supposed to be, if there was no monsters and no magic." BXJ BXE Final Chapter Up
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Savin' Me by Harlequin99 reviews
Before Reyad's murder,when Yelena is asked to participate in experiments. Valek is suspicious of real reason for Brazell's orphanage, and checks the place out, bumping into Yelena and uncovering Brazell's plan. Will they stop him before it's too late?
Study series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Yelena Z., Valek
The Quest for Rachel Berry's Heart by teeney8040 reviews
What happens after the girls' performance in 'Never Been Kissed' if Quinn and Santana both seem to notice how hot Rachel looks in leather? Being Quinn and Santana, they compete for her. Will she fall for one of them or stay with Finn? Pezberry/Fabery
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,411 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Rachel B., Santana L.
The Dead Don't Sing by Grease Monkey Girl reviews
Newly Edited and re-published. Changes reflect an up-to-date Gleeverse! Summary: For George Lass, high school was bad enough the first go around. Now she has to do it again, and join a glee club. Crazy adventures ensue, yada yada, you get the picture.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - George L., Rachel B.
If the Roles Were Reversed by your.kat reviews
Quinn said, "You know, I would have tortured you if the roles were reversed." Rachel just replied, "I know." Well, now the roles are reversed. Let's see what happens...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,669 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Comeback by acaudill0068 reviews
Finn's moved on. Like actually moved on and Rachel doesn't like it, especially since it's with Santana. Rachel's plotting to get him back but a certain mohawked boy just keeps getting in her way. Rated M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The CooperCheesecake Conundrum by insipidity reviews
ABANDONED.The story begins as Sheldon wakes Penny up in the middle of the night because there's been an accident. Things start slowly heading for something that just wasn't supposed to ever happen. Leonard is dating Leslie again, but not for long.S/P M/R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,707 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Music is Magic by midnightwolf2192 reviews
Four mysterious new kids come to William McKinley High. What secrets do they hold and can the gleeks help them overcome their demons? Some canon, some non canon pairings. T for swearing, violence and just to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,756 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Puck
Bright Particular Star by Nova802 reviews
Somehow Rachel Berry turned out to be his pole star, the thing that gives him direction and when Noah Puckerman really needs someone, it's his truest instinct to go to her. Rated "M" for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,870 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
What a Woman Should Know, According to Puck by Sassy26 reviews
According to Puck there were 6 things a woman should know & it was his mission to make sure Rachel 'uptight & prissy' Berry learnt them, coz there was no way she was raising his kid with a giant stick firmly implanted in her ass AU Future Fic - M for smut
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,229 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The House That Jacob Built by astarte-lydianna reviews
Bella thinks her feelings for Jacob are changing. Bella and Jacob get together. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,954 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Love and Hate by The Bunnies Will Kill Us All reviews
Raquel has a midnight visitor. RaquelErich.
Evernight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009