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Joined 11-30-10, id: 2637021, Profile Updated: 12-05-11
Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Academy, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

"Carlisle has something I want" - Aro, Breaking down


READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!


TACT IS FOR PEOPLE NOT WITTY ENOUGH TO BE SARCASTIC.


-if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

-if vampires are real, post it.

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this.

-if you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile.

-if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile.

-If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever read a 700 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile.

-If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

-If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile.

-If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.

-If you are in love with a fictional characted copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

-If you are the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with reading fan fictions about Vampire academy copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever read ALL night, copy this into you profile.

-If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

-If you're the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy this onto your profile.

-If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't not like Chocolate?)

-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...)

-If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

-Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

-Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

-98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

-If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

-If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy), copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend remembers your name. A best friend forgets theirs and uses yours.

-If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your dhampir boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing timewasting things, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you spend 10 hours on Fanfiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile.


We didn't get our Hogwarts acceptance letter so we went to Forks High.

Edward and Bella...the best

Volturi rock!! :D

╔══╦══╦══╗ We have been diagnosed

║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen

║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your

╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too

Live now because yesterday is not coming back and tomorrow may not come.

(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.


You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Dimika and Rose
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires
You say you're creepy,
I say I know! :)


When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!!

Come to dark side. We have DIMITRI!!!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;)

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha too bad loser!"

If you die, I'll kill you!

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say AC/DC
You say prep
I say me myself and i
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say DIMITRI BELIKOV
You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.


Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.

5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)

Repost if you agree to at least three statements.

Just because...

im quiet-doesn't mean i don't have alot to say

im sarcastic-doesn't mean i don't take it seriously

i forgive-doesn't mean i'll forget

im stubborn-doesn't mean im not easy going

i don't show my feelings-doesn't mean i don't have any

im not like you-doesn't mean im weird

i don't say i love you-doesn't mean i don't


I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

When a Volvo drives through town

I promise to obey traffic laws

Of course for Charlie's sake

And whenever a wolf howls,

I promise to remember Jake

I promise to remember Carlisle

When ever I am in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to remember Rose

Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful curly hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my emotions are unfurled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world (Tedy? :D)

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know


How To Annoy Edward Cullen

1)Get him a "Buffy the Vampire" DVD

2)Get him a Dracula costume for Halloween

3)Tell him Bella convinced Alice to change her

4)Then, once he's already yelled a a totally shocked Alice, say you were kidding

5)Tell him that you are taking him to an opera in Seattle then take him to La Push.

6)Make him spend the day with Jacob

7)Tell him Jacob raped Nessie

8)Read bedtime storis to him

9)Cover yourself in body glitter and yell, "Look what Jasper did!"

10)Challenge himto a race

11)Tell him that Nessie isn't his

12)Then say that she's Jacobs

13)Tell him that, because Bella got depressed when he left, you switch to Team Jacob

14)Look at him like you're suspitious or something and picture yourself naked

15)Tell him Bella is in Voltura on vacation

16)Then when he flies all the way to Italy, say you were joking

17)Tell him Bella wants a divorce

18)Ask him his bedtime

19)Give him a dog named Jacob, Sam Leah, Quil, Embry, ect. Anything but Seth

20)Tell him that the Blacks moved in with Bella and Charlie

21)Give him "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" as a joke

22)Smash all of his Cds onto the floor and tell him that is looks like him

23)Tell Nessie to color in his journals

24)Walk in while Edward is over in Bella's room without permission and tell Charlie on them.

25)Have a cookout with the Cullens, the Denali coven, the Egyptian, Irish, and Romanian covens and have human food on his birthday.

26)Throw garlic, crosses and wooden stakes at him. Then ask him, "Why the heck are you still alive."

If you're still alive after that...

27)Tell him that you defiled his piano with your boyfriend/ girlfriend

(If you think it's pay-back time for Edward for leaving and making the book and movie boring, copy and pste onto your profile)


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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


If you do a small, festive dance inside your head every time you read or hear the name Dimitri, copy this into your profile.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight,

who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest
time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, izabeth13,Haly Cullen Edward's fiance,
Eleni a.k.a. Wolfgirl11, wolfgirl44, dimitriandrosehathaway, AquamarineBelicov, D.L.Belikova, MsJalice4ever


paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak
(Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!)
Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I
imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a
wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still),
MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate
series)Fly Away Dreams(Gaara, Itachi, Deidara from Naruto, Fang from Maximum ride, Hkaru and Kaoru from Ouran, Jacob Black and Jasper Whitlock from Twilight and a whole lot of others)
Dereklover6556 (Derek Souza-Ddarkest Powers, Jace wayland- Mortal Insturments, Simon- Mortal Instruments, Gale-Hunger Games, Finnick- Catching Fire, Adrian Ivashkov- Vampire Academy, Christian
Ozera- Vampire Academy, James "Sawyer" Ford- Lost, Miles Straum-Lost, Desmond Hume- Lost, Charlie Pace- Lost, and who knows how many others!)dimitriandrosehathaway(Derek Souza,Dimitri
Belikov,Christian Ozera,edward Cullen,Emmett Cullen,and lots more!!) AquamarineBelicov (Dimitri from VA, Edward from Twilight, Emmett from Twilight, Carlisle from Twilight, Adrian from VA, Fang from
the Maximum Ride series, Iggy (kinda) from the Maximum Ride series, Stark from HoN, Eddie from VA, Lucas from Evernight, Cedric Diggory from HP, Heath from HoN, Trevor from the Hannah M Movie,
John from Dear John, Percy Jackson, From the PJ and the Os series, Jamal from Slimdog Millionare, Paul from Twilight, Ambrose from VA, Stan from VA, InuYasha from InuYasha, and I use to like Erik from
HoN but he turned into a royal pain in the butt when he turned into a full vampyre.) D.L.Belikova (Dimitri Belikov, Christian Ozera, Adrian Ivashkov, Edward, Emmet, Jasper, and Carlisle Cullen, Jacob
Black, Paul, Embry, Jared, Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Damen Auguste...you get the picture. There's a lot.), MsJalice4ever(Edward Cullen, Jasper Cullen, Dimitri Belikov, Adrian, Damon Salvatore, Sitius Black, Fred W., Drako Malfoy, Jack Sparrow, Jean-Claude, Edward a.k.a The Death a.k.a The Undertaker, Richard, Micah, Asher)


The Perfect BF:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"


My life's motto: Live everyday as if the Volturi were coming... lol

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because because he's ugly and your not... lol(no offense team him fans lol)

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Jasper Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: The idiot that needs advise.


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"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!


WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

(sooo cute :)))


WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH VAMPIRE ACADEMY

1. You can barely read about Dimitri without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like Rose does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would Rose do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i'm not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see her imaginary cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the Spirit Bound party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in Spirit Bound, but loved it anyway

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies

12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR LAST SACRIFICE

13. You always relate songs to Vampire Academy

14. You relate real life situations to Vampire Academy

15. You have your own cast for Vampire Academy, even though there is none yet

16. You watch trailers, even though there is no official one yet...fanmades are always better...and scream and scream everytime you read the lust charm part
and no one can stop you


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Who is your favorite character?

Belatrix Lestrange and Sydney

Who's your favorite Moroi?

Adrian Ivashkov and Mia

What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?

I love all of them but... well maybe that's why I would say the moment they met... it changed the whole series :)

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?

The moment Rose left in Shadow Kissed and the moment she returned.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Rose defeats Dimitri while he's pretending to be Strigoi in Shadow Kissed

Which book cover was your favorite?

Frost Bite

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yea among with a few others...


LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (CUT AND PASTE)

1. Adrian Ivashkov

2. Rose

3. Janine

4. Abe

5. Sydney

6. Belatrix Lestrange

7. Damon Salvatore

8. Alice Cullen

9. Jasper Cullen

10. Jane Volturi

11. Jean-Claude

12. Belle Morte

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, I mean Bela and Jean?? That's just freaky :D

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um, well, he is a little old for me but... well I like his character :))

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well now that is just not possible XD

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Of course!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Haha, they will kill each other at sight :D

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Well five/ten because I don't like girlXgirl soo..

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Well, if the story is good, why not, except the fact that Jasper will kill Adrian

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A long time ago, there aren't that many, so pls write more :))

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (1). (7), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Ok, so Adrian Ivashkov and Damon Salvatore are in happy relationship (they are perfect for each other :D) until Jasper runs off with Adrian (sure :D). Damon Salvatore, broenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jean-Claude (not that this isn't possible, they both are hot, but it's creepy) and a brief happy affair with Belatrix Lestrange (happy?? hmm... maybe if you are a mazohist), then follows the wise advice of Sydney and finds true love with Belle Morte. (true love with Belle?!? :D:D The only thing she understands is lust but... luck Damon *)

10. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Well I think that Alice will win because she can see the future but... well I'd still be woried about her :)

11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Well, I am going to be more than happy to have Sydney as my friend

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Um, well, I would ask myself what the f*ck are doing Alice and Jean-Claude in the same closet??

14. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I will scream, I had the worst they ever and now I'm gonna get killed? Where is the fairness in that??

15. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Well, he isn't emo but he is likely to slit his wrists because of the spirit... well I don't want him to die so I'll take him to a hospital.

16. What would you say this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Umm, thanks?? What do you want from me?? :D

17. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Well sorry to disappoint you Belatrix, but your hair is too messy and it's too late. Just give it back!!!

18. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Well I can understand Abe and Damon, but I somehow can't imagine Jasper singing at all let alone annoying songs :D

19. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Jean-Claude my teacher... mmm I can see Rose's point of view... and I would totally love to have her as a teacher too :D


Things to do in a elevator...

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."


One word quiz:

1. Where is your cell phone?

Here

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?

None

3. Your hair?

Brown

4. Your mother?

Annoying

5. Your father?

Less

6. Your favorite thing?

Shoes

7. Your dream last night?

None

8. Your favorite drink?

Fresh

9.Your dream car?

Porshe turbo 911

10. The room you're in?

Job

11. Your ex?

None

12. Your fear?

Insects

14. Where were you last night?

Home

15. What you're not right now?

Excited

16. Muffins?

Love 'em

17. One of your wish list items?

Meet Johny Depp

18. Where you grew up?

Bulgaria

19. The last thing you did?

Read

20. What are you wearing?

Dress

21.Whats on TV?

No idea

22.Your pet or pets?

None

23. Your computer?

Ok

24.Your Life?

Improves

25.Your Mood?

Bored

26. Missing someone?

Friends

28. Your car?

Dream :D

29. Your work?

temporary

30. Like someone?

No

31. Your favorite color?

purple

32. When is the last time you laughed?

Today


NO CHEATING!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

- Hristo

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

- red

3. Your first initial?

- Y

4. Your month of birth?

- September

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

- Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

- Tedy

7. Your favorite number?

- 17

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

- California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

- Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

- Be ritch and happy

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU AGREE


Some girls choose
to follow men. Some, follow their dreams.
If you are confused on which to choose, Remember
your career will never Wake up one day and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore..

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Unpredicted by painted heart reviews
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Again Master by Lady Blackhat reviews
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The Last of the Famous by JINX321 reviews
This is the 3rd book in my series of the Black sisters. *JKR owns
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Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
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Suddenly by chaansan reviews
STORY UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION
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Sublime by blackrumsugarcane reviews
I think I always knew that my story would not end well. Watching my life pass before my eyes, I could clearly see how what began as an ambitious pursuit for knowledge and power, over time, transformed into a struggle to survive the opposing pulls of love and obsession. For Rodolphus and Tom.
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Intense Darkness by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
AU. A journey through Bellatrix childhood and her Relationship with the Dark Lord. Rated M for later chapters
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Knight of the Night by rinjutsu reviews
Incognito has been silenced, and Integra Hellsing sits in her cell awaiting execution as an alleged terrorist and traitor to the crown. Alucard enters and offers her the chance of immortality. Will she be a knight of the night? And more importantly, will the shifting tides of change in her life draw her into the night itself, or its king who swears himself to her?
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Not A First Kiss by recchinon reviews
"Captain Erwin was kissing Squad Leader Hange in his office..." That was just a silly rumor, but it was enough to turn Levi's world upside down.
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To Kiss You by SaphiraBluFire reviews
Thirty stories featuring Alucard and Integra for a Thirty Kisses Challenge Fic. Hope you enjoy and as always please R&R :3 Although this challenge is based on AxI there will be occasional elements of SxP.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Alucard, Integra
On collision course by krissixh reviews
Mafia-AU where Hanji is a normal scientist until one day a short, grumpy mafia-member visits her, demanding that she has to work for them.
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A Blessing in Disguise by Ms. Belikov reviews
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Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,362 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Born to be wild by Luud-chan reviews
"What's the craziest thing that you did in your entire life?" "Run away with you." Levi is a mafia dude and Hanji works as an investigative journalist in secret. The first time they met, they already were destined."
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Hange Z., Levi A.] Erwin S.
Forever by Justanothertypicalbookworm reviews
To many the marriage of Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange seemed perfect. Both from wealthy respected pureblooded families, intelligent and good looking they were at one point society's finest couple. But what did the wizarding world ever see them as other than notorious Death Eaters? However their story was always so much more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
L'humanité D'un Monstre by FreyrFnk reviews
From the underworld to the Recon Corps, it was an interesting journey to make and Rivaille couldn't say he regretted a moment of it. Starts before Recon. Dark themes, questionable morals and later homosexual BDSM/kink relationship.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,249 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Erwin S., Levi A.
Sloping Edges by bickeringgibberish reviews
She stood there where it all began, palms moist and her throat dry and there he stood waiting for her answer. Hanji held her breath and closed her eyes, "And you know what? I fell for you in the most unconventional way possible."
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A.
Little Things by shy labeef reviews
These are little things they notice about each other, fairly insignificant in the grand scheme of things but important to them nonetheless.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Hange Z., Levi A.] - Complete
Playtime by blackwolfmajik reviews
All kinds of mischief, some even by those who are old enough to know better. (primarily Alucard & teen Integra)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Alucard, Integra
Does Monster Mean Evil? by lulub22 reviews
All Human. Rose and the Dragomirs move to California and become neighbors with the rude and manwhore Dimitri.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,715 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Scientific Love by Animecookie13 reviews
A collection of LeviHan one-shots. For LeviHan Fairy-Tail week.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Hange Z., Levi A.
We Three by Nimbuscloudable reviews
Sometimes we love. Sometimes we lose. Sometimes we find the strength to love again. Sometimes that strength allows us to love again the one we've lost. Erwin/Hanji/Levi
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Hange Z., Erwin S., Levi A., Mike Z.
A Corporal's Smile by WriterChic6 reviews
Levi always seems to be grumpy and Hanji soon takes it upon herself to make him smile. A fluffy Levihan two-shot
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
The warmth of her everything by capturedereannie reviews
Suddenly, a titan appeared and caught Hanji. Levi, who was beside her, saved her from the titan. (Levi and Hanji in Ilse's notebook OVA setting) Written in LEVI'S POV. LEVIHAN - a short one shot.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Hange Z., Levi A.] - Complete
Need by ProbablySatan reviews
I need your hands on my skin. Save me from drowning, save me from drowning. I need your lips on my mouth. Keep me breathing, keep me breathing. LeviHan Hurt/Comfort.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
Furious by Challopea
Kind of Prequel to the main story line-How Hange, Levi, Mike joined the Scouting Legion and their early and not so early days together with Erwin. Centered around mad scientist Hange. Maybe a little Mary Sue. Ships will be added as the story unravels
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,557 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Hange Z., Erwin S., Levi A., Mike Z.
Shingeki no Kyojin: A Prequelle by Like-I-Have-A-Clue reviews
Following Hanji, Erwin, Levi and Mike from their training days to the present. What events shaped them into the people they are today? I suck at summaries, it's much better than the summary. Rated T for language and violence
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Hange Z., Erwin S., Levi A., Mike Z.
Something Different About You by aeipathylukey reviews
Prefect, Susana Malvern never expected George Weasley to ever notice her. She had always heard he hated Prefects. Luckily, fate decided otherwise and brought the two together. Starts in TGoF and continues on from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,537 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - George W., OC
Privacy by lil'chrome-chan reviews
As a good friend, she only has one hope; for Levi to find his soulmate soon. But the Corporal doesn't seem to be thinking the same way. In addition, he mentioned that she was the reason he rejected Petra's confession. "One Hanji is enough women for my life. She's as noisy as a hundred women." And that's when Hanji decided to give him some space. Written for the RivaHan week, Day 3
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Levi A., Hange Z.] - Complete
Love, Lust & Longing by Starrgazer11 reviews
or, Fondue, Fun, & F***ing ... Endless collection of one-shots uploaded whenever they are finished. Requests can be placed in a review or in my tumblr ask box (shakerattleandcrescentrolls) CLINTASHA, M FOR A REASON
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
You can't tell who the one in love with you is by krissixh reviews
It's the night after their failed mission to capture the female titan. Hanji wants to comfort Levi, since he has lost his squad.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Hange Z., Levi A.] Petra R. - Complete
No Good Deed by x-aj-x reviews
SEQUEL TO FOR GOOD. Lexi Conrad's life has changed a lot. She's no longer got her parent's name to protect her, and her influence with her fellow Slytherins is gone, as is Draco's. Her 7th year is bound to be interesting. GW/OC AU FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,894 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Draco M., George W., OC
What Happened in Budapest Stays in Budapest by Firetoflame reviews
Natasha: "It's like Budapest all over again." Clint: "You and I remember Budapest very differently." Which begs the question: What exactly did happen in Budapest?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
I Know How It Feels by AlixPatzer reviews
Summary: If there was one person who did not mention about his height without being threatened by himself, it would be Hanji. Ever since their first encounter Levi would have expected for her to comment about his short stature but she didn't. Now, he wanna knows why….. (ONESHOT levihan)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
Nights Out by brandy mallory reviews
Drunken nights out were possibly Levi's least and most favorite nights all at the same time. (LeviHan, Smut)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A.
In Plain Sight by MynameisTybria reviews
Hannibal want Will and what Hannibal wants, he gets.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,965 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Penumbra by BloodColoredRose reviews
Ciel's new demon days are not going smoothly, no thanks to his butler. He knows Sebastian hates him; he can feel it. To make matters worse, Ciel is starving. All. The. Time. Meanwhile, Sebastian has issues of his own to deal with. Such as the sudden desires Ciel sparks in him, and the fact that Ciel is getting much unwanted attention from other demons. Seb x Ciel. M to be safe.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
A New Beginning by Aliac reviews
Just when Sebastian is about to take Ciel's soul, it gets taken away by another demon. The contact is still intact, so Sebastian has no other choice but to look for his Young Master, and in the end, several years later, he finds him in the human world, but with no memory of him. (Ciel POV) - OOC [HIATUS]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.]
It was very rude from you, Will by Qella reviews
Paring:Will/Hannibal Even he has already admitted to the doctor he liked killing Hobbs and he wanted to kill Stammets, too, Will can't accept he could be actually a killer. Although, he doesn't have the slightest knowledge Dr. Lecter has prepared an unconventional therapist technique for his favourite patient. Warnings: Figging, Emotional Manipulation, Kink Meme, Light Bondage
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
Yes, My Master by Declackleclackle reviews
Ciel is getting older now, and is naturally beginning to have sexual feelings... but wanting to have sex is not the problem. Wanting dominated and called slave is. The young lord asks Sebastian to help him release his frustrations, and along the way, he realises just why he likes being the servant, rather than the lord so much. (Crappy summary... BDSM, yaoi, SebaCiel. )
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
138 Times by First Death 2 reviews
"He counted. You smiled at him 138 times."
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A SelfProclaimed Black by Penmanboat reviews
Elladora Lestrange would much rather go by El Black. The day before the seventh anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, her students asked a simple question: 'What did you fight for' Her answer? A tale of not letting her mother's name dictate her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - George W., OC
When Prey Becomes Hunter by JustAFantasyGirl reviews
"What more can you possibly take from me?" "You'd be amazed at what you have to lose." - President Snows promise to Johanna Mason, one he kept. The story of the ones she once loved, and how the Capitol took them from her.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,241 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Johanna M.
Forbidden Love by One Unforgettable Writer reviews
'Did he just kiss me? And did I enjoy it' Ciel Phantomhive
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,357 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Weasleys at war by Tumblerose reviews
"Knocking another girl off her feet Fred?" "They just can't resist me George." Verity Stone, transfer student from Beauxbatons, doesn't know what she's let herself in for when she runs into the Weasley twins...literally. Will her dark past haunt her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,036 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - George W., OC
Those Cunning Folk by WeasleySeeker reviews
"Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends." A collection of unrelated drabbles and one-shots revolving around different characters and pairings from Slytherin House, telling its story through good and bad. iii: Azkaban doesn't affect Bellatrix like it affects the others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lovefool by DreamHugger reviews
A collection of funny and romantic One-Shots. Rose and Dimitri are listed as main characters, but all the couples are going to be there.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Shrine by joanamidena reviews
Lord Voldemort finds out secrets Bellatrix kept hidden from everyone - for then he learns a great deal of how she succumbed to herself and what became of her - Increasing Bellamort along the story - contains spoilers Rated M for strong themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,120 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Alice's Story by Wandering Seas reviews
The title pretty much explains it all. Alice deserves more of a story than one paragraph that Stephanie Meyer gives her. This is based on those few paragraphs, but much more in detail. Might be kind of wierd at first. Alice/Jasper and all the other original Twilight pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Reversed by Heartt-Of-Everything reviews
What Would Happen If Dimitri Wasn't The One To Be Turned Strigoi.. What If It Were Rose..
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,698 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Cowboy Casanova by All I Want Is To Be Wanted reviews
Dimitri is a wealthy playboy, who's become bored with his current concubines so he sends out his gatherers to find some new companions for him. Rose hates being held against her will, but she keeps finding herself lost in her captor's deep brown eyes. Loosely based on the book Wither and the song Cowboy Casanova.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Alice and Jasper Meet the Cullens by otpstylinson reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Alice and Jasper went to find the Cullens? This story is what I think happened when they arrived and asked to move in.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Moonrise by pinkprincess13310 reviews
Twilight from Alice Cullen's point of view!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,041 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Watermelon by nevertofeel reviews
Sydney and Adrian-One shot lemonfluff. "What's the matter Sage, watermelon got your tongue?" I had quipped. A stolen moment in the middle of the night. Adrian catches Sydney giving into a rare moment of indulgement. Watch what happens when he joins her.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Adrian I., Sydney S. - Complete
A Fairy Tale by Iva1201 reviews
Renesmee asks her uncle Jasper to tell her a good-night story one evening. But she is only interested in hearing a real fairy-tale, the one Jasper and Alice lived through... My view of Jasper's and Alice's meeting the Cullens. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Jasper, Carlisle
Good morning, Love by Rissa666Roo reviews
This is a short story I came up with one morning, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Alice, Jasper
After Vampire Academy: Last Sacrifice Part 2 by Shadow-Kissed Mori reviews
This is the continuation of After "Vampire Academy: Last Sacrifice". Enjoy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,898 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Of Guitars and Motorcycles! by PsychoSammii reviews
Rose is kicked our of her mom's house and moves in with Lissa and her boyfriend Christian. All is going well. Until Christian's Russian brother comes to stay. And he's just out of jail for murder? He's a cocky badass who thinks women worship him! VERY OOC
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Twenty Years by TaniMar reviews
Rose Hathaway couldn't be happier with her boyfriend, Dimitri Belikov. One day she awakens to find a letter at her door. It's old, it's yellow, and it was written years ago by Dimitri. Nothing is sweeter than receiving a love note.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Your Blood Like Wine by dimkaluv reviews
This is the shocking truth: I am in bed with a vampire. How could I let myself be seduced by evil, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. It started with a kiss… Sydney x Adrian. Bloodlines spoilers. Rated M.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sydney S., Adrian I.
I Don't Believe in Love by Creepy Lil Critter reviews
A young Bellatrix and the events which lead her to become the Dark Lord's most loyal Death Eater. Rating subject to change depending on where the plot goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
The Hole by Inkfire reviews
He was day and night, the blinding light and the thousand nuances in-between. A series of Bellamort drabbles for the Time of Day challenge on the Dark Lord's Most Faithful forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Out of Bounds by RenadaStyles reviews
Alucard loves to provoke the rage of his Master... IC. One-shot. Please enjoy and review.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Bitter Sunrise by chica1978 reviews
Sequel to Endless Dawn. What happens to Jasper and Alice after the Twilight Saga? Do they and the rest of the Cullens get their happy ever afters or not? Once again in third person but focuses mainly on Jasper/Alice. Rated M for safety and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 146,625 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Vampire Academy Camping! by TeamJacobBitch reviews
What craziness happens when the VA gang goes camping? Crazy insane fun stuff, thats what! :D rated m for later... stuff ;p
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,240 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
C'mon, Rose, Give In! by inako reviews
Roza & Dimitri on their time-off, and they happen to have a little bet. Guess what the winner gets? Not what you think. Set after Last Sacrifice.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,708 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The story of Blood Promise in Abe's POV by teamdimitri14xoxo reviews
This is bits and pieces of the story that i would have liked to have had Abe's side of the story. Sooo i wrote it. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it:
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Abe M., Rose H.
Master Control by dojalo08 reviews
Set after Seras joins Hellsing. Will Integra claim what was always hers...or will it claim her? NEW CHAPTER UP
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Integra, Alucard
Masters of Monsters by deadpan riot reviews
With the Hellsing Organization newly welcomed into the Queen's arsenal of underground organizations, Abraham and Alucard find themselves rubbing elbows with the top contender: The Earl Ciel Phantomhive, and his butler Sebastian Michealis.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Alucard, Sebastian M.
Cannibal by we'll wait for our miracles reviews
They were going to start their eternity together. Start now.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Keeping My Feet Out of the Grave by WheresMyBones reviews
AU of book two. Katie is back and what will happen when she meets up with Bones after their separation. Non-cannon. Rating due to language. Strong Language at times.
Night Huntress series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011
Dimitri's Side: Frost Bite by xoxAdRiAnIvAsHkOv83xox reviews
This is Frost Bite from Dimitri's POV. It's the sequal to Dimitri's Side. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,829 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Packs by AngelinaHeartsYou reviews
Wanna be a wolf or an imprintee? Apply here! You can be part of one of four packs: La Push, Pepperell, Kimminee, or Park. Or you can have one of the La Push wolves or OC's from the other packs Imprint on you! Some credit to EPCAngel for the idea! *Open*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011
Shattered Dreams and Mending Hearts by LostGetFound reviews
An angsty Rose/Dimka three-shot. Dimitri has been spending more and more time with Tasha, and its got Rose a little down. Rose, of course, decides to fight back. She does something to get Dimitri's attention. You'll have to read to find out what she does.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Call by Muse-icfan756 reviews
What happens to Rose's parents when she leaves the Academy? One-shot set between SK and BP. Please review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Janine H., Abe M. - Complete
A List Of Things To Never Do At Saint Vladamirs by WIERD101 reviews
This is A List Of Things To Never Do At Saint Vladamirs by Rose Hathaway but Rose being Rose is going to do them anyway...eventually. Please read it's better than you probably think ; Rater for violence and maybe future lemons :D
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010
The Beginning: Alice & Jasper by happyflowers2907 reviews
"The vison was of a man. He was gorgeous. But he was lost and needed someone to put him back on the right track."- Alice. R&R re-edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Adrian's Dating Proposal by D.L.Belikova reviews
This is what me and my friends wrote during french. We wrote this just after reading Blood Promise, and we were hoping that the ACTUAL dating proposal would be in Spirit Bound, but it was not, so here, have mine... one shot
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
A Love Like This by mw138 reviews
Alice Cullen, an aspiring fashionista, longs for the love she sees in the fairytales, even though it has always eluded her. When a handsome stranger arrives in town, Alice's world is turned upside down. Could Jasper Whitlock be her Prince Charming?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,204 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Endless Dawn by chica1978 reviews
Sequel to Midnight Shadows. Jasper and Alice's story throughout the Twilight Saga books, including Midnight Sun. Written in 3rd person but focuses mainly on J/A. M rated for safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 246,644 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
After the Flames, a Fire by L. Harris reviews
After the battle in the Ministry of Magic between Voldemort and Dumbledore, the Dark Lord vanishes with Bellatrix in tow. But to where, and for what purpose?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Blood Awakening by AsheMoon reviews
Dimitri's nature is now altered, from being good and kind to something unnatural and evil. When his path collides with Rose, nothing is going to stop him from making Rose join him forever. Blood Promise. DPOV. Canon.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,126 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
TwilightБъзик с Волтури by Hinata-the-Great reviews
A little story about how it goes in my way!Are Volturi so bad and is it hard to live as a vampire? Reated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - Bulgarian - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009
VampireOLantern: Cullen Family Halloween Special by Surviving Sheika reviews
Halloween at the Cullens. Insanity ensues as Alice tries to make the Cullen family and Bella live out the sterotypical American Halloween. With candy, toilet paper and lots of eggs. *Warning: This story is all nonsense. Not for weak hearted* Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,116 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Simply Words by LissieKay reviews
Her fingers curled into the scars on his chest. Wound around the small snakes and streams, caressing them. She'd not seen this before, hadn't even thought of it. Now that she had ... she wondered if maybe they should have talked about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Beauty Behind One's Scars by MsOctopusQueen reviews
Jasper hated the scars that reminded him of his terrible past. Everyday, he'd try his hardest to cover them. But Alice thinks otherwise. Please read. I promise it's good. Rated M for Lemonade!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Maybe It was Fate by Crazed In Theory reviews
A lot can happen in a 50's diner. Even ask Jasper Whitlock, or Mary Alice Brandon, they could tell you...The story of Alice and Jasper's meeting. A bit of a fluff, and a One-Shot. ALICExJASPER
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
over protective fool by catherinedoncaster1995 reviews
set after the new born fight in eclipse, spawned by the line from Alcie, 'over protective fool' I won nothing R&R please
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
When i was young by mam13662 reviews
Janine Hathaway is a badass guardian, she never lets anyone in. That wasn't always the case. Once, she fell in love. This is her story of finding love, and the road to bringing about the next badass guardian Hathaway!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Abe M., Janine H.
New love by sweettwilightvamps13 reviews
This one shot is written for sarlovesoccer who took second place in our review competition. I love you Alice. Your voice, your smile, your energy, the way you talk, the way you laugh…Whant to know what happened when Alice and Jasper first met? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper
A New DeathEater by HPSpontaneousCombustionTSO reviews
Some stuff about when Bellatrix became a Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
For Good by x-aj-x reviews
COMPLETE. As a Slytherin, Lexi Conrad has a lot of demons to face. George Weasley is only too happy to make her forget them. However, some things can't be forgotten. Lexi may not be changed for the better, but she will be changed for good. GEORGEOC PREHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 168,016 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2005 - George W., OC - Complete
Loving Little Rose by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Rose only sees one side of Dimka during VA: the mentor side. But what about the rest of him? He IS only 24, you know. DPOV of VA... with a twist, of course. WARNING: This fic gives our darling Dimka a sense of humor not shown to Rose. Beware.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,088 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
TWILIGHT ALICE AND JASPER'S STORY by Posessed-by-the-music reviews
Twilight is about Bella and Edward's romance, but they are not my favourite characters, welcome to Alice and Jasper's love story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Blood Moon by Tori of Lorien reviews
Due to tragedy, Alice Brandon moved to Forks with an empty heart. But will a mysterious golden-eyed boy help her to become whole again, or be the death of her? Alice’s version of Twilight. Alice/Jasper, all normal pairings. Full summary inside. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 143,898 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
OneShot Pixie Ninja by xxalicexxjasperxx reviews
Sleepover All humans! Bella,Rosalie, and Alice in one sleepover. Jacob, Quil, and Embry spying on the girls. Emmett, Jasper ,Edward in the house next door. What will happend if Jacob was caught by the guys! :O
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Rivalry by Eclectic1 reviews
Alucard seduces his master with chicanery, forcing Integra to reinstate the difference between master and servant. Rated M for Alucard x Integra
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
And So I Threw It Out The Window by Wanna Bet-the original reviews
ONE SHOT. Alice tries to do some online shopping when the computer turns on her!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fear of the Dark by 3N1GMA reviews
Set after the OotP ministry encounter. Minor violence. Slightly suggestive. BL/LV. Having faced the Dark Lord's wrath following the failure at the ministry, Bella decides to run; but she does not get very far...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Fissure by streco reviews
While Bella is being primped and pampered, Jasper reflects on just how much Alice means to him. Afterwards, he and Alice have some cuteness. JasperAlice fluff, is all. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Alice and Jasper's kiss by QueenAphrodite reviews
Have you ever wondered how Alice and Jasper kiss? Well here's a funny one. Oneshot. Kind of pointless, really. Don't read unless you have time to waste.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
An Emotionally Challenged Boy by beachbumyeahh reviews
Alice/Jasper "I am not shopping with you, and you can't make me!" Alice stopped, and smiled at him. "You want to bet?"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Story Of Bellatrix Lestrange by sacredpotatoe90210 reviews
Bellatrix turned around to face Molly Weasley right as the bright green curse slammed into her chest. Right before Bellatrix dies, she recalls her past, growing up as a Black. R&R! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,173 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Flames by Just Maya reviews
Bellatrix meets her master in the afterlife and wonders if she's really in H311 I can't use curse words in the summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Nothing by magnetosdaughter reviews
Voldemort remembers his first encounters with Bellatrix after he returns from the Ministry with her. a departure for me, but i do love Bella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Marked Woman by Diggingupophelia reviews
How Bellatrix Black became a servant of the Dark Lord. Dark. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
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The Wedding
This is a light story of the wedding of Renesme and Jake seen from Alice's POV. It's not perfect and it's not meant to be... it's something to bright your day :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Alice
He didn't feel it reviews
That's basically how Belatrix feels about Voldemort it's better than it sounds, i promise .. give it a try ; ;* It came to me in class after being unreasonably jealous... the person I'm talking about would know :* Pls read and review :**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Триумф reviews
Не ме бива много в съмарито, но това е историйка за поредният спор на Роуз и Сатн. Моля, коментрирайте :
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - Bulgarian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Rose H., Stan A. - Complete