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Joined 12-10-02, id: 307925
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
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Strip Down by Kristina Chang reviews
Hermione comes up with the idea to strip for the boys. To each girl her own boy, and Hermione's with WHO? Rating for some mild nudity and crude implications. A fun story. laughable and cute. WARNING: participants are EXTREMELY OUT OF CHARACTER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers: A Love Story by The Treacle Tart reviews
*Ch. 14 uploaded* What will a wizard do for love? Apparently humiliate himself - daily. Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione alone in the country. Who thought this was a good idea? Ch. 14 - Now What? Please R&R. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
How to bed a professor! by Gildor reviews
How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite teacher with no memory of the day before? How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite student with no memory of the day before? This is how Snape and Hermione did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,917 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Memoirs of a Dragon Lover by Lori-darling reviews
He said to me once, ‘Never forget that no matter what happens, I’ll always love you.’ I believed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bleeding Lips by Devilzzz reviews
Virginia Weasley is a Sucker; one who controls and seduces the mind and eats the flesh and blood. What happens when she falls in love with her victim? Chapter Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Night of the Awalim by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
Hermione takes up a new hobby, post-Hogwarts, and then has to demonstrate it. Snape is surprised, as are all witnesses. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cupid Gone Crazy by BaBe-WiTh-BiTe reviews
Neville is forced to swallow his own potion, sprouts wings and believes he is cupid. The games have begun! Perfect Match a la Longbottom! Aahhhh let the good times roll. Please welcome out contestants today – Crabbe/Goyle! Slash in this chap R/R luv u a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
Hermione's List by moonglow11066 reviews
*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
goodbye by unifye reviews
A romance story about Hermione and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hairy Pimper and the Ghetto of Doom by Junkyard Angel reviews
If the idea of Harry Potter as a ghetto homie doesn't amuse you, you'll hate this fic. Harry Potter has been corrupted after watching nothing but Boyz in Da Hood for the whole summer!Not exactly highbrow..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
Harry Potter and The UFI reviews
Harry Potter recives a package from four unknown people. They call themselves the U.F.I. When he meets theses four people, he finds out that they are the only people besides him who can defeat the Dark Lord. Will they help him??
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Harry P.