Shiori4me
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-01-11, id: 3036412, Profile Updated: 07-01-11

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Bowser

2. Charizard

3. Link

4. Wolf

5. Snake

6. Lucas

7. King Dedede

8. Falco

9. Toon Link

10. Samus

Then ask the following questions!~

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Link) Me: "Um, hey, how's it going, Link?" Link: "Haaaaah!" Me: "I think I'll shower another time..."

Number 9 announced he/she's going to marry 5 tomorrow?

(Toon Link/Snake) I'm pretty sure Greyfox brainedwashed Snake cause' he's the biggest womanizer on the planet. Perhaps it's Toon Link's girly voice that attracted him?

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(King Dedede) He looks all big and hugable so yeah I'd give him a big hug and swing around his fun mallet :D

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

(Samus) Damnit Samus! Start acting like the Metroid Other M Samus and actually have a personality *upgrades her*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

(Bowser) *Breaths fire onto his claws and stabs the bad people then I give him a hug without the spikes*

You're on a vacation with 1 and manage to break your leg. What does 1 do?

(Bowser) Gives me a super mushroom and makes it all A-Okay.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

(Link) Gives me a gold rupee and I have to get it converted to American Dollars since I don't live in India ;)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Snake) Burns me with a cigarette and flies away on his mini-copter-camera thingy

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Samus, Bowser) Bowser: "I-I thought you liked me! And don't you remember, Samus is a girl!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(King Dedede) He'd give me all that damn food that's randomly scattered around his world, I mean come on, there's plenty of it for Kirby... Wait, Kirby's always hungry but WHATEVER CAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED IT HE'LL GROW UP TO BE FAT SOMEHOW~

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

(Samus) She's give me the thumbs down signal in both opposition and respect.

Number 2 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(Charizard) He's reptilian, bulky, a Pokemon, and he can fly and use fire powers @v@

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Charizard/Toon Link) I-I won't judge. I mean they both don't talk, well except for Toon Link saying "Yay!" and "Come on!" but I guess that's what makes them good for one another.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Snake/Lucas) Oh come on, this is the fanfiction universe, EVERYONE has kissed each other.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

(Snake) Meh, that's normal for him.*Walks away easily*

You had a haircut and 1 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Bowser) (Glad he loves me!)

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

(Falco) Did you hit your head or something?!?!? You have Fox!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Samus/Bowser) Oh, sure, get all jealous over me marrying her but do it yourself, hypocrite! *Bonks him*

You notice that 3 and 1 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Link/Bowser) I'm thinking they must be stuck in one of Link's random dungeons, about to fight a boss. They'll be back soon.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Bowser/Lucas) Lucas gets scared enough as is by Wario. If he saw Bowser's big ass, he'd probably faint~ So yeah, not gonna work out. Plus Bowser's mine ;)

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Wolf/Samus) Well, considering Wolf has claws, he probably damages Samus's armor and she gets pissed off and shoots him and he reflects it and she flies off-screen.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Falco, Snake) Considering Falco's hair, Snake probably looks like he's stuck in the 80's now, so no.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

(Snake, Lucas) Snake crawls the whole way around the park, at blinding speed, and Lucas runs swiftly due to him being used to running, but eventually Lucas runs outta energy. Lucas: *Pant, pant* Can we, uh, take a break now? There's an ice cream place right over th-"

Snake: "OH MY GODDDD QUIT YOUR WHINING, METAL GEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR *Blows Lucas up"

7 won the lottery?

(King Dedede) Well, he is "Lucky Number Seven", heheh, but yeah, he's rich enough so he'd probably just ask for the scratch-card back so he can make origami figures outta it.

8 had quite a big secret?

(Falco) His big secret is he had only left team StarFox only to re-apply his makeup so he can look good for Fox -_-

9 became a singer?

(Toon Link) It's kinda like a Nintendo Justin Bieber but actually adorable.

10 got a daughter?

(Samus) I guess Anthony did more than reflect during that airship ride...

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Wolf, Snake) Snake can actually get romantic attention~

What do 1 and 2 have in common?

(Link, Toon Link) They're both furaffinity candy, both reptilian, and both handsome.

Is 3 Gay?

(Link) Sure, people think he's gay cause' he wears tighter pants and a tunic that people like to call a skirt, even though it's more like a long shirt, but he has so many girls that like him in his games and he always likes at least one of em', I mean, come on, even Telma the bartender in Twilight Princess has a thing for him, so yeah, no homosexuality for him!