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Hello World...
My name is Caty, I am 17 and I LOVE GLEE!
I am a massive Samchel Shipper so probally all my stories are going to invole that element.
I discovered the awesomeness of fanfiction through a friend of a friend and every since then I love it.
My favourite Rachel Berry quote is ''I'm like Tinkerbell Finn, I need applause to live."
You can follow me on tumblr @ catywashere or on twitter @catywashere. And I always follow back.
Please feel free to give me any constructive criticism, advice, praise or suggestions on my stories. I alwyas take it into account.
I love it when people read my stories because I have lots of ideas and I love getting them out there.
I really think I should have been born in the 80's because I love Tahitian Princess Lipstick, Cyndi Lauper and Lady Gaga and shoulder pads.
I also read alot of fanfics so don't worry. :)
Just trying to leave my mark on the world
Love Caty.
GLEE!!!!!
The first character I fell in love with: Rachel Berry (Since the first ep, I felt I had a connection with her, we are so much alike. We are both ambitious, have a personality that can only be handled in short bursts, and we are both in places that society has placed us that we are not happy with.) and Sam Evans (MAN CANDY {I love me some trouty mouth}).
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Noah "Puck" Puckerman ( I think it's the mohawk and the way he is charmingly naughty, {Also may I say, I don't care if Mark is 30, He is yummy!})
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Quinn Fabray (Right after that baby she would change and not be so HBIC, but it's like Ryan Murphy forgot ALL that charater development, and I was so looking forward to some Faberry, but I know she will always be a bitch.)
The character that I love that everyone hates: Rachel Berry ( We are oo much alike for us not to be friends, If Rachel was real we would be like besties :) )
The character I used to love but not anymore: Finn Hudson (Douche, I think Ryan Murphy made us want to hae him. I am so over FINCHEL!)
The character I want to be like: I would want Kurt's style, Sanatna's HBICness, Brittnany's cuteness, Mike's dance moves, Rachel's awesomeness and Sam's everything ;)
The character I’d slap: Finn Hudson and Quinn Fabray ( I hate The INN'S, They can go die for all I care)
A pairing that I love: Samchel (DUH! So cute!)
A pairing that I hate: Husbray ( I don't know thier pairing name, that's how much I hate them! ), Quam (Quinn and Sam) and Finchel (Rachel and Finn)
My favorite character(s): Rachel Berry and Sam Evans
My three favorite characters: Rachel Berry, Sam Evans and Brittany S. Peirce.
My three least favorite characters: Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray, Jessie St. James.
Character I am most like: Rachel Berry (My mother called me Rachel the other day, and I didn't care)
My favorite guest star: Kathy Griffin, Gweneth Paltrow
My favorite group performance: Born This Way, Bad Romance (I am a major little monster)
My favorite duet: Poker Face.
My favorite solo: Back to Black.
My favorite episode: Born This Way, Theatricallity, The Prom Queen (Some majorly cute Samchel moments)
My least favorite episode: New York (The episode was good it's just Finchel got together) and Funeral (I have an diabled brother and I just cryed and cryed and I had to turn it off otherwise I would have just never lived)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are).
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS (I dress like a 1950's Pin Up Girl, Cause I'm bigger, so I dress to make the best of my assests)so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN (Half.) so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Where's that supposed to be from? I like (LOVE) watermelon.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I'm CHINESE so I MUST be a doctor when I grow up.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... (Sort of...) I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Kandy Life!
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Abracadabra (Jessie J)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Heartless in a Bottle (DJ Earworm Mashup - How appropriate!)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Silly Boy (Eva Simmons)
4. WHAT IS 2+2?
Irreplaceable (Beyonce)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Heavy Metal Lover (Lady Gaga)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Gimme Gimme Gimme (Mumma Mia: The Musical)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Ur So Gay (Katy Perry - it works cause my bestie is a lesbian so I get called gay all the time)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Breakeven (The Script - and the song I used in my Fic)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
It's My Life (Bon Jovi)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Flithy Pop (an Unrelased Lady Gaga song - amazing, seriously dowload it, Told you I was a Litle Monster)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Just Disturbia (A mash up of Just Dance and Disturbia by Lady Gaga and Rihanna)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Don't Your Remember [Live] (Adele - I mean like super approriate)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?
Our First Time (Bruno Mars - so appaerntly Sex)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I'm Coming Home (Diddy & Dirty Money Ft. Skyler Grey)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Lovestruck (Duffy)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Empire State Of Mind (Glee Cast Version)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Peacock (Kay Perry)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Dear Old Nicki (Nicki Minaj)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
The Fame [Album Mixtape Medley] (Lady Gaga - Of Course!)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
What If (Jason Derulo)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Tik Tok (Ke$ha Parody by Midnight Beast) [I didnt actually download this song my best friend did!]
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Drumming (Florence and the Machine)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Blame It On The Alcohol (Glee Cast Version)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
For The First Time (The Script)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Starstrukk (3oh!3 ft. Katy Perry)
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Kandy Life (Another unrelased Lady Gaga Song!)