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Joined 06-26-08, id: 1616472, Profile Updated: 11-07-08

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"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." ~Muhammed Ali

Friendship has a meaning, yet it doesn't. Excuse me if I'm being a hypocrite, but a real friend is someone who couldn't give a shit if you were the most popular kid in the world, or the geek with a pocket protractor. You just can't explain the feeling of having someone there to accept you no matter what, someone to give you the sense of sanctuary no one else can; those are your real friends.

Your real friends can be trusted with your life, without even blinking an eye. You could be in the worst, life threatening experience you ever had(You know, the ones that make you spill the popcorn when watching a horror movie?) and your friend tells you it's okay, that you'll make it out of this, and you believe them. Those are the ones you must cherish.

"Oh My God, they Killed Kenny!"

"Those Bastards!!"

--Stan and Kyle, various South Park Episodes

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

-Anonymous

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"Farting is shitting without the mess"

-George Carlin

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Never look down on someone, unless your helping them up.

-Anonymous

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Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls...

-The1Reviewer

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I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do to me? Kill me?"

-The1Reviewer

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Life is tough, get a helmet.

-Anonymous

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Love your childhood traumas, they formed your character.

-The1Reviewer

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Before you continue reading my profile, there is a few things I would like you to know about me (If you care):

1. Likes: I like popcorn, movies, The Boondocks, South Park, Slash, reading, writing reviews, dancing, authors who take request, and recess

2. Dislikes: Bush, The Government, My family, school, my older brother (Josh), Flames/ Flamers, people who discontinue stories without good reasons, haters, bashers, etc.

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My Promises:

1) I, the1Reviewer, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

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Account Information:

1. Although I promised I would review ever story I read, I didn't say I would write any fan fiction. I am a reviewer, and I really don't think anyone would like to read my horrible, poor grammer induced writing. However, if I get enough private messages/ request I will start writing.

~ the1Reviewer

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Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Little Place in Aspen by Angel-Hunteress reviews
Stan POV. Our trip to Aspen was a lot more interesting, to say the least. I wasn't expecting things between Kyle and I to heat up, Cartman and Butters to hook up, and I sure as hell didn't expect to learn our families' secrets. STYLE, CartmanxButters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Glimpses by Kaoru2.50 reviews
Draco sees something out the window and decides to check it out, setting into motion a series of events that lead to an unexpected end. HPDM. Draco POV. A slightly edited repost of my first story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Loved You Once Before by Evie Antorcha reviews
COMPLETE! At 17, Stan begins to have disturbing dreams about him and Kyle. Unaware to Stan, his dream carries events that establish their relationship they have, and 'once' had. Slash Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Names by Missie DuCaine reviews
Warren/Will. "I like the feel of your name on my lips..."
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Breaking the Music by FlightAngel reviews
Being in love with your best friend stinks. Being in love with your best friend who is in love with your OTHER best friend stinks even more. Gaara, high school, and the haunting of his past. Gaanaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,765 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Never let go by wolfofsummerbreeze reviews
He was never comfotable with arms around his waist. But she had never been either... exept with her. Tidus x Wakka Yaoi. He hopes the arms never let go, now that he's found him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Tidus, Wakka - Complete
Dancing Fools and Desktops edited by TDtheMagicMan reviews
My longawaited TC smut edited for FFn. Tweek and Craig get it on. In more ways than one. Fluffy smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete