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Joined 11-29-10, id: 2635926, Profile Updated: 01-03-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Why, hello, there. If you're reading this, it means that: 1. You're a creepy stalker, 2. You're trying to find out more about the author of some story or comment or 3. You accidentaly clicked some wrong buttons.

Well, anyway. Since you're already here, why not stay to find out a little about me?
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Country: Norway
Eye colour:
Blue
Hair colour:
Blonde
Hobbies:
Reading, Brass Band, Tuba

MY FAVOURITES

Authors: J. K. Rowling, Rick Riordan

Music: Wrock, Movie Soundtracks and Starkid

Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Narnia

TV-series: Glee

Food: Taco

FanFiction genre: Romance and Humor

Quote: "Always."

Oh, and by the way, if you take the time to review my stories, know that you just made a fourteen year old girl's day. Seriously, reviews make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

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Widdle Baby Potter by rosepetal704 reviews
A short parody story in which Bellatrix calls Harry names and Harry gets very upset...Takes place near the end of the fifth book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Potions Class: Fun Lessons We Can ALL Enjoy! by rosepetal704 reviews
In which Harry annoys Snape, Snape tries to make him stop, and Harry annoys him some more. And also...how could Harry really have survived falling out of an airplane? 7th in the Potions Class series, but you don't have to read the others to enjoy this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So You'd Know by Mr Bellatrix Lestrange reviews
Teddy Lupin goes to his parents grave and just talks. No pairing. He decides to let them know just what they missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
To the Moon and Back by boozy reviews
Santana had always loved Brittany, and she always will.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Potions Master by rosepetal704 reviews
Snape finally gets his evil revenge...Fourth in the Potions Class series. You probably won't get this if you haven't read the previous one, Lime Green Wasps, Ballet, and Big Red Bouncy Balls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Discussion About Hair by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry and Snape have a discussion about hair...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Red Vines and Dragons by WhosThatPsychoFangirlOmgItsMe reviews
A movie night with Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Discovering the Magic of Magic by Dead Alchemist reviews
Harry discovers a mirror in his vault that was left by his father. The unique properties of this mirror are, let's just say, explored. Warning – Involuntary cross-dressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Legend of the Evil Snowman Dude by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione have a very...interesting...conversation one night, involving Snape's awesome new look, dancing unicorns, and an evil snowman...What the heck? AU, set in fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Lime Green Wasps, Ballet, and Big Red Bouncy Balls by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry explains why, once again, he hasn't done his homework. And this time, he has a really good excuse. A perfectly believable one. But- does Voldemort really know ballet? Third in the Potions Class series, but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bad Gryffindors and Lesbianism by bellefantastique reviews
"Come on Hermione, if you're going to be miserable you might as well be drunk." Ginny and Hermione are having boy troubles. This is just silly, really, a quick exercise to get myself back into fic again, nothing more. Hermione/Ginny. FEMSLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have A Dream by ScOrPiA pOiSoN reviews
People have interesting dreams. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
New Teacher by missalyss reviews
Harry is the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher in Fourth Year. He has an announcement to make. Based on a dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Mitt barn, min engel og mitt liv by Baby giggles reviews
Pappa?”, begynte ho. ”Kva med alle dei andre hjarta?”, spurde ho med tårar i augo. ”Dei er jo heilt aleine! Kom vi må samle dei alle saman og ta vare på dei!”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Norwegian - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Invictus by caithream reviews
In which Lily tells James she's pregnant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Journal, I Love... by Tiger reviews
Basic R/H story or is it? erin this one is for you because i know that you dont really like long ones, this is the one i told you about at the basketball game. hehehe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2001
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Distractions reviews
Hermione is always angry at Ron. But this time, he is ready. Does it work?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Weird Mixture reviews
Severus Snape has plans for the Easter ball. Will he go through with them? Who is he taking? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
My Weird Dream reviews
Harry Potter has a weird adventure that includes gingerbread, fishing equipment, a Death Eater comic and a silky cat. Based on a crazy dream I had.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete