![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. 'Ello, I hate you. No, I'm, kidding. I love people. They taste good. Wait? Too much information? Name: Nancy Age: Your MOM! Location: Scroll up. Random Fact of the Day: Monkeys have sex! And so do jellyfish! And lions! Random Shit from Here, There, and Everywhere Nancy By Amanda&Nancy Nothing but graceful as a swan, As I flew through the sky, Nothing stands in me way, Counting the people below, Your mom. (Note: We almost handed that in. This is what happens when Amanda help with your homework.) 1. Nancy: Wait, what do you mean penguins can't fly? Amanda: They just can't they don't have the proper bone structure. Nancy: But, but they have wings! Amanda: No, actually those are flippers. Nancy: Fuck you, they are WINGS. Amanda: What ever you say, retard. Nancy: Ya' know what? Amanda: What? Nancy: Half of grade 6, I ran around the field saying I was a flying penguin. Amanda: Idiot. Nancy: Shut up, guess what again, Amanda: What? Nancy: We are going to go to Antarctica, and teach penguins to fly. Amanda: Hell to the freaking yes! - Now, how many people do you know, that can have a full conversation about penguins? 2. Amanda and Agnostic.Cretin: Dino Nancy, Dino Nancy, does whatever dinosaurs do, can she swing, from a web? No she can't she's a retard, Look out! Here comes Dino Nancy! Nancy: Oh, I have my own Goddamn theme song! 3. (On the Phone) Nancy: I like pretty birdies. Amanda: What? Nancy: Shit, I didn't even know I said that until you started laughing at me, Amanda: Christ, 'I like pretty birdies' What the fuck? Nancy: Shut up. |
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