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Hello, my name doesn't matter, that's not what you are here for. If you'd like, you may call me Jacob.

I love memes, and Suicide is Badass.

My humor is dark, offensive and politically incorrect.

But I am human, so expect acts of occasional kindness.

I was born in a world where luxuries were not common, so I often made them for myself.

I enjoy many forms of media, including games and music. If you must delve deeper into my tastes, I'll throw you a bone. Blues, Rock, Funk, Rap, Lo-Fi and Vaporwave are among the more common flavors in my music soup, yet one may find hints of R&B and Jazz.

Of the games I play, I enjoy Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3, but 3 a bit more, Fallout, Fallout 2, Fallout New Vegas and Fallout 4. However, I am a man of action and will not shy away from a good Call of Duty, even if the previous few have been lackluster.

As for movies, I am a sucker for cheesy as shit 80's action movies, especially Schwarzenegger films. Here we go: Total Recall, Predator, Commando, The Running Man, Terminator, Terminator 2, True Lies, and Conan the Barbarian.

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Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 7,996 - Follows: 7,560 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 3,568 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete