KlaineyCat
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Joined 11-22-10, id: 2625711, Profile Updated: 05-13-11
Author has written 5 stories for Glee.

Helloo, I am Cat, I'm sixteen and I'm from the UK. Oh, and I'm also a TOTAL GLEEK =] I am also obsessed with AVPM & AVPS and everything StarKid.

Darren Criss & Chris Colfer are so firetrucking amazing, if you diss them, I may never speak to you ever again.

Most my fanfics will probably be about Glee, but I'm also planning to do a load of other stuff toooooo :P

KLAINE IS MY OTP.

FACTS ABOUT ME:

I am MAD.
I am a total scatterbrain.
I'm very loving.
I am addicted to Chilli flavour crisps.
I have a random sticky out little toe.
I am half-scottish.
I am ALWAYS writing songs/fanfics/stories
I love it when guys wear beanie hats.
I am sometimes completley hyper.
If I am sad I write sad poems and sad songs.
I like to pretend I'm Asian.
I am usually quite open about my feelings.
I am addicted to chocolate.
I am addicted to playing Quadrapop on my old Sony Ericsson phone.
I am always being RANDOM.
I am a Leo. Rawr.
I love my sister, Lucy. She is the closest to me out of anyone in the entire world.
I am always listening to indie, folk, rock and country music.
I go out of my way to listen to songs that apply to how I'm feeling.
I go out of my way to make myself as different as possible.
I am scared of girls that are my age that fake tan and wear too much make up.
I love my best friend, Caitlin. She is amazing! :D
I am always tired but will stay up late to talk to someone I love.
I am always feeling ill but am not allergic to anything.
I love making new friends.
I always cry at movies, whether they're sad or not. I cry LOADS.
I think that Glee is the best show that exists :)
I am always trying to psychologically understand others and understand how their mind works.
I am eccentric in the eyes of shy, quiet people (I think)
I am shy and quiet in the eyes of eccentric people (I think)
I am always coming out with random facts.
I am always freaking people out.
I AM BEYOND OBSESSED WITH GLEE, TO THE POINT IT'S WORRYING. AND I'M EVEN MORE OBSESSED WITH KLAINE, MY OTP.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

Opinions are like butts. Everyone has one, and sometimes they stink.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth :D

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have met your non-blood related twin in personality or resemblance, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your name while introdoucing yourself, paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this and paste it into your own profile

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Stereotypes are horrible, awful, and downright evil, so I have made a list of common ones. The ones in bold font apply to me.

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong on the planet.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have aids.

I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke marijuana.

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be uneducated, play the banjo, go barefoot, and have a stupid accent.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a control-freak.

I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST be smelly, sweaty, and love lasagna.

I have STRAIGHT-A’s(not all the time), so I MUST have no social life.

I WEAR UNUSUAL CLOTHES, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I’m BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I’m PEURTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be self-centered.

I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.

I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.

My HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be irresponsible, sloppy, and lazy.

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.

I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be tall, blonde, and blue-eyed

I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I have an IMAGINARY FRIEND, so I MUST be Insane

I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I LIKE GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be immature.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be paranoid.

I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be cruel.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labelled. Put a stop to false labelling. Judging people is horrible and a person is a lot more than what meets the eye. Copy this to your profiles.

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian and actually support gay rights copy and paste this into your profile.

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Klisses by Crazy4Klaine reviews
Just a bunch of different one-shots on how the Kliss could've happened. Though it was PERFECT anyway, there are still tons of other ways! The result? This story. #21: Prompt: Juliet Hummel-Anderson — ...football!Blaine, cheerleader!Kurt...R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,143 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Chasing Lights by MidnightxAngel reviews
Based during "A Very Glee Christmas." When Rachel disappears at the Christmas Tree Lot, New Directions have to stay strong together and help each other through this hard time. Will they ever see Rachel again?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,955 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
Fall Into My Arms by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine loves to play in the leaves. He drags Kurt down with him - literally. Fluff. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dear Blaine by skwirelygurli reviews
Kurt tries to write Blaine an email. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Accident by ikilledlaurap reviews
Klaine. Blaine's POV. Fluff and boy-kissing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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Inseparable reviews
Kurt and Blaine can't spend a day without each other. Blaine wants to escape his judgmental family and his past to indulge himself in Kurt's love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Cupcakes reviews
Fluffy one-shot of the adorable concept that is Kurt and Blaine making cupcakes together in the kitchen :3 Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A CrissColfer Tale reviews
A Darren Criss/Chris Colfer rpf about how Darren and Chris get together. Chris has a crush on Darren and Darren knows! They're both in love, and their romance unfolds. The only problem is that Darren still has a girlfriend, uh-oh. Fluffy but rated T JIC.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
He loves me, he loves me not reviews
A Klaine fanfiction about when The Warblers and New Directions both go to France for Internationals. What happens when Kurt and Blaine try to tell each other they're in love and when someone unexpectedly dies? Very Klaine, Some Wemma and a bit of Finchel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Love & Jealousy reviews
A Klaine/Blurt story about the magic of falling in love, and the jealously of Dave Karfofsky. And a shock is in store for Mercedes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.