White the Hatter
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Joined 06-26-08, id: 1617162, Profile Updated: 09-05-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Charlie Bone, and Karate Kid.

Umm... Meow?
I can give piercing, maybe?
Bite? I can bite?
You like ink? I like ink! Let's hug... then tatt!

Crazy, isn't it? How you could go on and on talking about yourself, and your day, and every other thing in the world regarding you. But the second you see a question asking you to describe yourself, you draw a complete blank? ...Weird.

But what I can tell you is that I am a complete and total weirdo beyond all rational belief. Seriously, I have no clue why I do/think half of the stuff I do/say. But somehow it all seems to work out in the end.

People seem to like me though. I get told often that I'm a good friend/listener/confidant/spy/assassin/terrorist... what now? Hmm... sorry about that! *Red Leader, they're on to us!* And am extremely fun to be around. Seriously, I can GUARANTEE you, if I'm there it will never be boring.

List: I'm 20. Born April 26th 1991. Male. Gay. Fave color = Purple. Fave food = Chinese. I read and write A LOT. I feel at ease with something to spin in my hands. I can't stand violence, though I WILL defend myself. I ramble, lose train of thought, and stare off into space all the time.

(What was I saying?)

So, talk to me. It will be Legen-(wait for it)-Dary! Oh... and one more thing... I'm Jared. But YOU can call me Jace. No. Seriously. Call me Jace.

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You're Pretty by gloryblastit reviews
The Karate Kid. Daniel and Johnny slash. Just something that's been kicking around my twisted mind.
Karate Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Daniel L., Johnny L.
Parting by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
Murdoc Niccals never parted his hair.
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Murdoc N. - Complete
Our Road by zachyjcosta reviews
Taking place immediately after the finals. As Cheng talks to Dre in the infirmary both boys realize their feelings for each other run deeper. Rating goes up for Chapter 14 and on Cheng/Dre Liang/Song Male/Male - Chapter 31 is up. - Please Please Review!
Karate Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,222 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Cheng, Dre
Is That My Underwear! by miamimac23 reviews
What should have happened the night after Troy's final basketball game. He finds Jimmie taking pictures of his room, which leads to much more than either bargained for. Started as Troy/Jimmie but quickly became a giant East High orgy of fun! SLASH, LEMON!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,325 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Troy B., Jimmie Z.
Of Showers and Hormones by Erika Extasy reviews
Gohan is in the midst of puberty, and when Goten won't leave him alone to shower, well, let's just say it's Shota. Cause it is. Shota. Gohan/Goten
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Gohan, Goten - Complete
Raditz's Fury by Erika Extasy reviews
Raditz is fed up with waiting for Goku to arrive, and Gohan won't stop screaming.Raditz/Gohan Noncon. Shota. You have been warned
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Raditz, Gohan - Complete
Requests by jarrett17566 reviews
Request a book, movie, or tv show in this and I will try to write it.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Cheer Me On by Cola Zitron reviews
In Zack's opinion, Cody in Dana's green cheerleading uniform would be a big no-no. What about the white-pink uniform London ordered though? Yes, this is twincest.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
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I've Said Too Much, And Haven't Said Enough reviews
This is what happens when my wife holds my Netflix movie as bait. I end up getting dragged into writing her fanfiction. This one is STRAIGHT fiction, and CANNON! Harry/Ginny. Don't like... I don't care. Haha!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Yours and Ours reviews
Back again, and this time working with my new Muse, STM! What could I have come up with this time? A smutty Karate Kid Fanfic worth its weight in lollipops... Enjoy!
Karate Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Johnny L., Daniel L.
Close As It Comes reviews
Billy has never had anyone to love. Will the arrival of a new boy at school finally give Billy someone to share his feelings with? Maybe not all the way, but this is as close as it comes. Also, don't own any of it except for the writing part. SPOILERS!
Charlie Bone - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009
Blown Off reviews
*Drum roll please* I have finally updated! This is what three days of not sleeping gets you. A Mike/Eric fic that is simply smutastic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Mike, Eric - Complete
Letting the People Decide reviews
This is not a fanfic, but it is a contest. You should read it, and enter. Will write a story specifically made for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Bloody Fantastic reviews
Basically a pointless, but alluring sex scene between Harry and Ron that I thought up in the middle of class. Hope you enjoy! P.s. all comments welcome, good or bad?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete