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Hi people! Since I don't have any stories posted right now. I'm guessing you stumbled upon this by accident. While I don't have any stories posted I do have some favorites posted that you might like.


My favorite ships are probably...

HARRY POTTER

1. Harry/Ginny

2. Ron/Hermione

3. Remus/Tonks

4. James/Lily

5. Draco/Astoria

6. Neville/Luna

7. Albus/Minerva

8. Molly/Arthur

9. Rose/Scorpius

YUGIOH

1. Puppyshipping- Seto/Jou

2. Puzzleshipping- Yami/Yugi

3. Tendershipping- Bakura/Ryou

4. Bronzeshipping- Marik/Malik

5. Chaseshipping- Hiroto/Ryuuji

6. Siblingshipping- Mokuba/Shizuka

7. Nurseshipping- Mai/Shizuka

8. Stepshipping- Noa/Mokuba

9. Coinshipping- Anzu/Miho

10. Conquestshipping- Varon/Mai


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt) (ancestory only for me)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm
a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I
DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs,so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.
I'm into THEATRE, so I MUST be an attention seeking diva. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4

I READ so I MUST be SMART.

I HAVE a BOY HAIRCUT so I MUST LIKE GIRLS.

I’m a BRUNETTE so I MUST be SMART.

Please copy this on to your profile if you care.


For Harry Potter family trees click HERE

For wizarding rock click HERE

My favorite wizarding rock bands are:

The Brothers Black

The Remus Lupins

The Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office

The Ministry of Magic

The Moaning Myrtles

Roonil Wazlib


A woman and a man are involved in a bad car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man... that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. "The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."

NOTE: Hiro Uzumaki only has her favorite stories. No stories are written. But that doesn't mean I don't like her.


Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Thank you for reading!!

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
New Start by yugiyamifangirl reviews
This is the story from the poll. The summary is inside. established: SetoxJou, BakuraxRyou, MarikxMalik, HondaxAnzu, eventual: YamixYugi, AtemuxHeba yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,394 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Wishcraft by Taint of Taia reviews
AU Complete. Sirius is suffering in Azkaban with 4 yr. old Harry, but not for long. Harry needs to go to Hogwarts. What about the Dementors and house elves? What about Remus? Can certain secrets be kept? Can Harry be kept safe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,998 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dancing with Wolves by Laume reviews
Written as a present to Rosaleen. Yet another kidfic. An attempt to reconcile Remus and Severus goes awry, and leaves Dumbledore and Harry with two small charges.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Fan Girls by Agent Malkere reviews
A hoard of crazy fan girls is set loose on Academy Island and hilarious chaos insues! No guy shall be spared!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Sirius Nursery Tales by Laume reviews
AU, OOC. Lily and James go out, leaving Harry in his uncles'care, two of whom quickly learn never to let Sirius do the bedtime stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Chazz Princeton: Ramblings of a Suicidal Emo–goth by Michelle H. C. Zhu reviews
The Chazz commentaries on his daily life, the duels he participated in, Jaden's stupidity, Alexis's body, Syrus's midgetness, Zane's J–rock metro look, Bastion's brains, and all that other good stuff. But mostly Jaden's stupidity. [Dub-verse]
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T., Burgandy - Complete
Beware of Foolish Wandwaving by Laume reviews
AU, Kidfic. Severus learns two things: Do not foolishly wave your wand at your school enemies. Do not step between school enemies waving their wands. You never know what might happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Teachers Pass Notes Too by TheGossipQueen reviews
The title says it all. Teachers pass notes too. Read the ones that the Hogwarts teachers pass between each other. Pure humor. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls by Gwendolyn James reviews
If the trio hadn't met on the train that day, things would be very different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Fifth Year? I Haven't Done My Homework! by Laterose reviews
AU fifth year fic with everything! Abuse to animagi (sort of) snakes, Sirius (and his sister), Remus, Voldie, crazy new powers and a decision that will change Harry and Ron's lives forever COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,113 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3996 - Favs: 8,095 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4664 - Favs: 6,060 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ginny a la Chocolate by RosieG reviews
Ginny's moping about Harry until she discovers a Witch Weekly article that presents The Chocolate Theory! This story is strictly H/G!!! I'm reposting it because I finally figured how to change the format! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.