Dr. Lemon Fish
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Joined 06-30-08, id: 1618737, Profile Updated: 06-30-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Bones, Hannah Montana, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hello.

What's your name?

What an absolutely astoundingly boring name. But that's okay. My name is funky enough for both of us. My name is Genevieve Avril Poissons de Citron. I have a pHD in nonsense and thus, my pen-name is Dr. G. A. Lemon Fish (a translation of my french name), but you may call me Dr. Lemon Fish.

Introductions have always struck me as stupid, but that is what I spent four years at the Milo Maverick McPhee University of Gibberish studying: stupidity. So truthfully, I am very well qualified to write stories for eager eyes on the internet.

Well, what am I supposed to write on this template? I believe you have already heard my qualifications.

Ah yes. My location.

I am what people call a drifter. I live in many different places. My most recent location was a small hole amongst the meerkats at the Philadelphia Zoo. They were very hospitable, but I found the tunnels a bit cramped and had to move on. I am currently a stowaway in a hippie van and will soon be discovered and have to move on. I hope to visit the North Pole and converse with a very old penguin friend of mine, Cacreaw. He makes the world's best cobb salad.

Yes, a cobb salad.

Not hot chocolate.

I would also like to someday meet the bowl of begonias that Arthur Dent dissed multiple times in multiple different reincarnations in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I assume it would have something interesting to say.

And examine the remnants of the gargantuan Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man that ravaged New York in the eighties.

I have strange goals in life, but I am happy.

And that is all that really matters.

The Sand Man by jremme reviews
Brennan gets asked to consult on an investigation in the Florida Keys, and naturally, Booth and the squints tag along! BB romance and fluff,of course. I love fluff! Also,established HA, and Zach is just there...he doesn't get anyone, poor guy! COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,937 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
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Avatar Character Evaluation reviews
I evaluate each main character's performance. And most of them have done very poorly. BUAHAHAHAA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Hannah Montana: Behind the Scenes reviews
You know those "Five Year Anniversary" deals on DVD special features where the celebrities who've wrecked their careers talk? This is Miley Cyrus's small cameo on the special features section of the future DVD.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008
Avada Kadavra ed: The After Story reviews
Harry's just been "avada kadavra"ed. Dumbledore convinces him that it'd be much easier to sit on his behind and wait for everyone else to show up than to go back and fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Is Cam insane? reviews
EVERYONE IS FIRED? WHAT IS CAM'S PROBLEM?
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Cam S., T. Brennan - Complete