Ethiopian Chickens
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Joined 02-20-01, id: 44288
EGGY: Hello! This is Eggy! I am one of the four members of a group whose Mental Health was discared long ago and sold to an old lady from Minnesota. The other three members are Smart Mouse, Monkeygirl, and Miss Scarlet.
Monkeygirl is justly named because she is a monkey (with less hair).
MISS SCARLET: Miss Scarlet here!!! id like to add that she does have as much hair, its just all on her head, well, im not sure, she just cut it, but atleast if was really long. ok..
EGGY: EH-HEM. Thank you. She is a nutty redhead. She likes to sit like a Monkey too. Otherwise, she is rather hard to describe.
MISS SCARLET: monkey girl also likes bananas and yes, she has the funniest seating position in the world. she is VERY hyper and is SO skinny! she weighs about 70 pounds or less. she is also obsessed with clayton, a guy who goes to our school. the code word for him is CATS. dont ask. EGGY: ask! ask! MISS SCARLET: no. i said don't, you b*.!!! EGGY: hey!!!! (short slapfight ensues) MISS SCARLET: NEWAY, i think that sums it up 4 her. EGGY: i'm agreeing with you. but JUST THIS ONCE. MISS SCARLET: bring it, son!! EGGY: i'm ignoring you.BAck on the subject, Smart Mouse is a girl whose many silences can be interpreted as plots to destroy the world. MISS SCARLET: or weasels!! EGGY: yeah, or weasels. she created the dancing weasels (ask about the action figure) and loves to write. MISS SCARLET: Smart Mouse is the awesomest person in our group!!! shez really calm sometimes, too. she likes PMS food. EGGY: arr, matey!! d* landlubbers!! takin' me wooden leg!!! MISS SCARLET: she's got 'sues. EGGY: Yo tengo diez pies!! chevvare!! MISS SCARLET: o god. not again. EGGY: ME GUSTA QUESO!!!!!! anyway. yeah. right.
Miss Scarlet is our other member. She is depressed most of the time. She seems like someone from Chicago. Or New York. MISS SCARLET: Iv'e never even been to Chicago or New York!!!!!!!!! EGGY: can't you let me talk??(miss scarlet whispers in eggy's ear) ooooooook. i get the point. sorry, o red one.
I am a nutty idiot who does stange things for stranger looks. MISS SCARLET:and boy does she look strange!!! EGGY: i do not!! MISS SCARLET: you do to!! EGGY: DO NOT!! MISS SCARLET: DO TOO!!! EGGY: DON'T!!! MISS SCARLET: DO!!! BRING IT, SON!!!
EGGY: O YEAH???? MISS SCARLET: YEAH!! EGGY: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!!!! MISS SCARLETT: THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE AOBUT YOU CALLED "GOT BITCH?" EGGY: (INCOHERENT GRUMBLINGS) BUT I HAVE "THE BIG MACHINE THINGY"!!! MISS SCARLETT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!