![]() Hi. I'm Mayo. Tall, 14, ranga, likes reading, pyro. I'm im the Internatioanl Association of Pyromaniacs. Also known as Scouts. Don't laugh. I don't help old women cross busy roads. I burn things. And blow things up. BOOM. BANG. POP. Implode. Explode. Destruct. Fun. SCORPION. I have a dog, a cat that thinks it's a lion, an unfortunately still-living sister who's charred remains will be found one day when I feel like having 20 to life, a dope-addicted father who I (thankfully) haven't talked to since Easter, and an extremely over-protective mother who would rather the world blows up than me to not do my homework. Such is life. Then again, the world blowing-up would be fun to watch. Just so long as i don't get caught... Must revise plan. Again. Damn. PURPLE. Now. To continue the copy and paste religion this site has erected. Much more sensible than Christianity. Less contradictions. More meaningful. 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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. 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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever laughed so hard that you had trouble breathing, copy and paste this into your profile. -If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile You know you live in the year 2008 when... 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace. 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) You were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!" Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Quotes. Wow I've got a lot of quotes. "Dreams are what makes life worth living" "I have no preference. I hate everyone equally." "They misunderestimated me!"- George W. Bush "I'm not eating it if it's inedible." "Consciousness- that annoying time between naps." "Smile, and the world will all smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs." "42.7 of statistics are made up on the spot." "Procrastinate now, don't put it off." "It looks like a wedding cake, only without the cake."- describing a fountain. "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."- Gandhi "'Cute as a button?' Is that meant to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?" "Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? "He's a boy- well, he was the last time I checked."- "Whoever says nothing is impossible, has never tried slamming a revolving door." "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"- Homer J. Simpson "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk." "Excuse me...have you seen my sanity...I think I lost it." "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."- Bilbo Baggins "A friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be somewhere else." "What if this weren't a hypothetical question?" "Working with babies had it's problems, but then I tried to direct chickens..." ~Jim Henson "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. " ~Douglas Adams I spend my spare time working and my working time spare "It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts." Tre Cool, Green Day "The best thing about Alzheimer's is: you can hide your own easter eggs." Why say tomorrow when there's always today?" It’s not my fault I’m cute!” "There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so." – Hamlet (Hamlet) "Why is the rum gone!" – Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." – Dumbledore (Harry Potter) "I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is." – Forrest (Forrest Gump) "Help! Help, I'm being repressed!" – Communist peasant (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) “If pride stands in the way of winning Shampoo, then who needs it.” – Mousse ("Ranma 1/2") "When one door closes, another opens, but we often look so long and regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." – Alexander Graham Bell "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows The trouble with life is that there's no background music "Be different or be damned!" Video games ruined my life. Good thing i've still got two left. "Happy! Happy! Happy! Like those happy people in those white jackets come to take me away to the happy hospital where those happy doctors and happy nurses will inject happy medication into my happy little body so I can live out my life... HAPPILY!" "I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." Stupidity isn't one of my strong points. (i came up with this one!!) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. "If you don't put your tongue back in your mouth, I'll personally make sure it goes into mine." Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think There are no stupid questions, just stupid people Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson You laugh because I'm different... "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay! Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost? I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein He who laughs last didn't get it. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. The road to success is always under construction. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Money doesn't make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just as happy when I had 48 million You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ? This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. I can resist everything except temptation. I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23." I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home. I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade. Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough." Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice. Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. "The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." " The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced" "The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." "If time is what you need, baby I'll stop the clocks" " I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." "If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?" "You have delighted us long enough." "Ypu have Van Gogh's ear for music." "It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them." "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victems he intends to eat until he eats them." " I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?" "Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome." "I wish we were better strangers" "I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you." "This is not a school, THIS is a Floresently lit hell" "I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves." "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..." "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it" "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on" "Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. " "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. " "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. " "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. " "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room" "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." "Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film." "Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. " "Everytime I find the key to success, someone changes the locks" "Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!" "Comfort the Disturbed, Disturb the comforted" I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Smile, it hides everything Pain doesn't hurt when its the only thing you've ever felt They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is free! I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell. Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that I'm here 'cause Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it! Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls! Why don't you just go jump off a cliff? This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?" The weather man lied!! If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, pretend to be dead! The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in... |
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