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Fo' shizzle ma nerd-dizzle

Glee, Harry Potter, nerdfighting, Doctor Who, Team Starkid, adorable animals, One Direction, Lord of The Rings, and The Hunger Games are all I know. No matter what your sexual orientation, you are welcome here, I love everyone. Except popular people who assume I'm a loser. I ride the Klainbow. I have a girl crush on Dianna Agron.

One time Joey Richter read out my message on a Live Stream while he was on the telephone to Joe Walker. It read: "JOE WALKER'S A VILF!", he then proceeded to laugh at my user name on the Live Stream chat which is "JoeyRichtersBitch".
It was the single most amazing moment of my life.

My accounts on shtuffs:
http://www.twitter.com/AmeliaMorton138
http://www.youtube.com/AmeliaPond1308

Pottermore: NettleNight22231

DFTBA, and keep on dancing Lucius. x

P.s Did you get my text?


My Favourite Quotations;

"It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezs are cool." - The 11th Doctor
"I can see you really want that hypothetical hat." - Tom Milsom
"Look at my face Lupin do I look happy to you? ... Lupin got fired, Lupin got fired." - Severus Snape
"Stop trying to make the bed while I'm still in it." - Jo Brand
"My death will not be pencilled on someone's calendar." - Rose Hathaway
"Now, I'm going to bed. Before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse expelled." - Hermione Granger
"The whole family in the car together... It got darker, and snowier.. until finally, the road delivered us to the one place that all my youthful trips west never could; Home." - John Green
"But just in case. Pond put some trousers on." - 11th Doctor
"Oh, this is how it all ends. Pond flirting with herself, true love at last." - 11th Doctor
"Mum, she's got a face like a foot." - Adam Goodman
"Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself" - Hermione Granger
"I'm not brave Bug, I'm in love!" - Bugette Bugington
"Nothing is impossible when it comes to love." - Kurt Hummel
"I just thought about how great it was to have friends and a family ... and that was enough to make me feel infinite." - The Perks Of Being a Wallflower
"Be honest with yourself, even if you're not quite sure who you are." - Hank Green
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit." - Aristotle
"True love will triumph in the end, which may or may be true, but if it's a lie, it's the most beautiful lie we have." - John Green
"Always deny the apocalypse; because you'll usually be right. And when you're not; there'll be nobody around to say I told you so!" - Charlie McDonnell
"Damn that G.L.E.E, they're always making twisted abominations of everything!" - Commander Up

My Favourite Pairings;

Ron Weasley Pansy Parkison (Harry Potter)
Dimitri Belikov Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy)
Christian Ozera Lissa Dragomir (Vampire Academy)
Sam Evans Quinn Fabray (Glee)
Kurt Hummel Blaine Anderson (Glee)
Mike Chang Tina Cohen-Chang (Glee)
Will Schuester Emma Pillsbury (Glee)
Santana Lopez Brittany Pierce (Glee)
Joey Richter Myself (my mind)
Jesse Saint James Rachel Berry (Glee)
Joey Richter food (Tumblr)
Sheldon Cooper Amy Farrah-Fowler (The Big Bang Theory)
Rory Williams Amy Pond (Doctor Who)
Draco Malfoy Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
Joe Hart Quinn Fabray (Glee)

Books, Films And TV Progammes I Enjoy;

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Misfits
Doctor Who
Vampire Academy series
Harry Potter series
Gee Nicks series
QI
Mock The Week
Glee
The Big Bang Theory
Russell Howard's Good News
Scrubs
Pushing Daisies
The Inbetweeners
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Torchwood
Accidentally On Purpose
Grease
HSM films
17 Again
Alice In Wonderland (Tim Burton version)
Charlie St Cloud
Love Actually
Looking For Alaska
Withering Tights
Lament
Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Paper Towns
Dead Beautiful
Amy & Roger's Epic Detour
And Abundance Of Katherines
The Taker
Anna & The French Kiss
Forgotten
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
The Hunger Games trilogy
The Hobbit

Music and musicians I listen to far too much;

Hank Green
Alex Day
Eddplant
Charlie McDonnell
StarKid
Taylor Swift
Darren Criss
Bruno Mars
Glee Cast
Mike Lombardo
ABBA
Lady Gaga
HeyHiHello
Chameleon Circuit
Not Literally
Noah and the Whale


Copy this onto your profile if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18,HPlover2000,Courtpaige, LittleRobinForever, Hufflepuffs FIND stuff

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, Ninja C, firelily28, Miss-Ginny-Potter, HPismyhero, fruityloops156, Orion'96, LittleRobinForever, Hufflepuffs FIND stuff

Random Quiz I Stole From Somebody Else's Profile

1. Your real name: Amy

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Yxam

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Amyizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Lion

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Tallulah Wolsingham (I don't have a middle name but my mates claim it's Tallulah)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Moram

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Pink OJ

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lynne James

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Wilson

10. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "Flo"): Amsflo

11. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your firs name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ): MayLuhTonm

12.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at the end): CrazyGleeDoctorWhoQiLady

If you've got your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

95 percent of the teenage population would cry if they saw The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus or Justin Beiber on the top of the Empire State Building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5 screaming "Jump, bitches, jump!!"

93 percent of English teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile (I could name so many people)

If you’re a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy this into your profile. (My friends are the only ones that can tell...)

If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile. (I'd hope not...)

If you love to write copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end OR pulled an all-nighter because you were reading fan fiction, copy this into your profile.

If you’re obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

You say black,
I say red and gold!
You say the Twilight saga,
I say the Harry Potter series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Weasley boys are HOTTER!
You say My Chemical Romance and Paramore,
I say The Parselmouths and Ministry Of Magic!
You say Edward and Bella,
I say Harry and Ginny!
You say Werewolves,
I say Wizards!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Potter!
You say that you hate Harry Potter,
I say I hate YOU!

Stereotypes are disgusting and mean. The ones in bold apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile

I am not gay. But I believe that everyone has a soul mate, so why should it matter if they are the same gender?
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS--

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top.

of the tree.

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I'll Always Need You by Aqua Ellie-Phant reviews
Dimitri Belikov and Rose Hathaway have been best friends since kindergarten but haven't seen each other in two years. What happens when Rose's mum dies and she is sent off to live with the Belikov's? What happens when you fall for you're best friend? AH
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Dimitri and Rose's Day Off by Yami-Red-Uchiha reviews
My Second repost! Anyways, what do one of our two favorite VA characters do to pass the time when they don't have to guard for the day? Only one way to find out. Rated M for Lemony yummy and my dirty mind at work.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Skyscraper by Be Your Wonderwall reviews
They never meant to fall in love. It was supposed to be a way to get people off their case; they weren't supposed to fall in love. Quinn is a mess, and Sebastian is broken. Can they fix each other?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Quinn F., Sebastian S.
Shadows Within by McCale
Shilo thought she was a normal 17 yr old with an incurable illness that wasn't going to kill her. But when a stranger informs her that she is actually a vampire, and takes her to her people, will she adapt and discover why the truth was cast in shadows?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,877 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Lissa D., Rose H.
A Different Beginning by minties reviews
Rosemarie Hathaway has lived her whole life locked up with Strigoi as a 'blood whore'. How does she escape? And what are the repercussions when she is enrolled in St. Vladmimir's Academy? Rating may change.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,545 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Orphanage From Hell by it's my guilty pleasure reviews
Bella's family die and she is sent to an orphanage, but sinister forces are at work and unprecedented changes soon shock the world. Will she survive in this horrifying new place, and can the world be restored? AU Rape WARNING; deserves it's rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up by Noc007 reviews
It was a mistake. A big BLOODY mistake. I did not NOT mean to shag Ronald Weasley. I mean, for crying out loud I was drunk when it happened! Now here I am, counting down the minutes until that pregnancy test turns negative. - Pansy's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Pansy P., Ron W.
Hidden Truths by Iced Sygar reviews
It's their third year at Hogwarts and while the students are worried about Black and the dementors, the Slytherins seem to notice a little rumor going on that Potter has a invisibility cloak. And Malfoy wants it. HarryxDraco, M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fully Fledged Monster by TwasTheNargles reviews
Remus Lupin is a werewolf. His life centres around his condition. Once a month, he becomes a fully fledged monster. Rating for occasional bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Remus L., Marauders
secret affair by faberritana 4eva reviews
rachel stumbles across quinns biggest and darkest secret, she agrees to keep it a secret as long as she gets something in return. warning g!peen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,406 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Coitus Consideration by XMarisolX reviews
Penny convinces Amy to talk to Sheldon about doing the dirty. Surprisingly, he seems to be game. Meanwhile, Penny & Leonard try to get their relationship back to normal. A remix of "The Greater Minds Experiment" by WeBuiltThePyramids.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Destiny and Determination by BlackCatLucifer reviews
It was her 6th year at Hogwarts that Slytherin Santana Lopez's strange attraction to a Hufflepuff muggle born Brittany forces her to question her beliefs and loyalty to the Dark Lord. She struggles to choose her path or discover if she had a choice at all
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Mrs Weasley by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"I love Mrs Weasley!" A story about alcohol, a wedding night, Mrs Weasley and coitus interuptis. Rated T for swearing and vague sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Noah Pukerman Must Die by alexdemyx reviews
When Puck's latest set of girlfriends are thrown into the same gym class they discover that they're all dateing are fav. mohawked guy. So they set out for a crazy revenge seeking scheme pulling are favorite male soprano along for the ride. KurtxPuck &Hurt
Crossover - John Tucker Must Die & Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Kurt H.
A Very Potter Gleequel by Musings of a Writer reviews
GLEE/A VERY POTTER MUSICAL - Kurt is having a dream where he's attending Hogwarts, but it's nothing like the one he's read about. Not to mention all of his McKinley friends find themselves a role in his dream, so everyone's along for the ride!
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
My Life: Its Twists and Turns by RoseKristyIvashkov reviews
What happens when Rose's life changes after she meets two new guys who arrive at the university, guys who she likes, guys who are brothers? love, betrayl, friendship, family...all is tested in loyalty when love is on the line.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,179 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Without You by Miss Rose Weasley reviews
After the final battle, Hermione's parents make her move to America and go to McKinnely High School. Will she ever see her old friends again? And will that annoying perv with a mohawk accept the fact that she still has feelings for one Ron Weasley?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G., Puck - Complete
Highway 30 by cactusx33 reviews
A sequel to The Exchange, a previous work of mine. Now having lived in Lima, Ohio for several weeks, Simon is about to make a discovery about his family history. This leads to a journey across the Midwest and a meeting.
Crossover - Glee & Inbetweeners - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Santana L., Simon C. - Complete
Without Expecting by wistfulwatcher reviews
It's not typical, and it's not what she would have expected, but for everything it's not, she thinks that what it might be, just for now, is a family. Will/Rachel, takes place after nationals, compliant through 2x18. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,620 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Will S., Rachel B. - Complete
Made of Scars by IceQueenRia reviews
He knew Blaine had been taunted at his old school, but didn't realise how brutal it had been, he hadn't even stopped to think about it as he was so preoccupied with his own situation. As he slowly learns the truth, Kurt realises he got off easy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,937 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
The Rapunzel Project by xxOhDearxx reviews
What happens when new girl, Summer Andrews, moves into Culver Creek, and the dorm that she just-so-happens to get used to belong to the very beloved and mysterious Alaska Young? How will the Colonel and Pudge react to her? And how will she react to them?
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011
Across the Universe by Tibby Rose reviews
DISCONTINUED. All Quinn Fabray ever wanted was to get out of Lima. She never expected it would happen though. Until she met a man, and a strange blue box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Quinn F.
The Body Electric by wordsmithsonian reviews
Hermione has never particularly liked her body, but she rethinks her self assessment when Ron shows her the many wonders of what her body can do. R/Hr , rating for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
What did you do this weekend by Swirya Nai reviews
What happens when a typo on a registation forces Rachel and Will in a room together for the weekend? Hilarity and roamce ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Will S., Rachel B.
Rebellions Slave by KittyKatPeterson reviews
Yuki has been a slave for four years. Yet none have been able to tame him, that is until a new Master comes along. Slavery, rape, bondage, etc. Other warnings Later.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011
Mistake by cosmic12 reviews
An American teenager becomes infatuated with her family's apparently English boarder, only to find things are not as they seem. Set in 1960s USA; M for language and sex.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010
Amy Pond Gets Her Man by penmom reviews
Amy goes after what she wants and she wants the doctor. The TARDIS lends a hand as an unlikely matchmaker!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Peace at Sunrise by WistfulLove reviews
After her torture at Malfoy Manor, Hermione is drained physically and emotionally. In the middle of the night she decides to take a bath and relax, and when Ron walks in on her, she finds he's a welcoming sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Exchange by cactusx33 reviews
This is a crossover between Glee and the Inbetweeners. The latter wasn't listed on fanfiction, so I guess this is the first one . Simon and Rachel do a student exchange, and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Glee & Inbetweeners - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
From Best Friends to Lovers by RonMioneOnly reviews
Ron and Hermione are alone at the Burrow. It is a year and a half after the war had ended. Hermione and Ron are in Ron's room and they are losing their virginities. This is their first times.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Stained Kisses by IceQueenRia reviews
2 young friends declared themselves blood brothers, now teenagers and no longer friends, one of them continues to bleed in silence, suffering all alone, too proud to seek help. Puck/Finn SLASH. Warning-selfharm, abuse, gay-loving
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,555 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [Puck, Finn H.] - Complete
Vampire Chat by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Extream randomness and a little OOC never hurt anyone. So why not have a little MSN chat? Slight Christian/Adrian in later chapters
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Dreamcatcher by LittleBelikovGirl reviews
Rose is a pretty Moroi student. Dimitri is a dhampir student and also the bad boy and the player. They are in the same age and best friends. But Rose's life is in danger and now Dimitri, as her future guardian, has to protect her no matter what.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Amy Wins This Round by tasty-kate reviews
Amy is sexually frustrated. What of it? One Shot. Mature themes.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Silver Rose by LittleBelikovGirl reviews
Rose is a Moroi student. Dimitri is her guardian... They are not suposed to fall in love. But sometimes life is full of surprises... Adrian and Christian are Rose's brothers... And what if Strigois want Rose? Adopted story. The previous name was Forbitten
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,912 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
It started with wine by SnapeLikesMyPatronus reviews
Comes after the episode where Rory dies. Amy/11th. Rated M for sex. Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
You Belong With Me by Chaela-laughluuurver reviews
Dave's parody of You Belong With Me for Georgia.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Dave, Georgia N. - Complete
Forbidden Lust by sarahbelikovcullen reviews
What could have happened in the Gym with Rose and Dimitri. Rated m for a reason major hot lemons! OVER 18'S ONLY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The One With Phoebe and Joey's Dates by rycroft17 reviews
Phoebe and Joey have dates that don't go to plan in the end, despite the fact it looks so perfect. Monica and Chandler meet a pregnant teenager, and they start to be open-minded about adoption.
Crossover - Friends & Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Phoebe B., Will S. - Complete
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by helloclaude reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Swing by Trufreak89 reviews
The Doctor shows Amy the TARDIS' tyre swing and ends up in a spin.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
everything will change by dis-nerd-1313 reviews
rose and dimitri one shot. please don't read if you're not 18.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Who Ever Said Montana Was Boring? by SlytherinsScribe reviews
HPVA crossover, spoilers through book 7 for Harry potter, book 3 for vampire academy. Through a hurried mistake, Harry, Ron and Hermione end up on the campus of St. Vladimir's Vampire Academy, and are stuck there for a while. Written for theNightElf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Rose H.
Cupid Crystals Potion by ACBittersweet9596 reviews
Ron is staying at Hogwarts for Christmas Break along with Harry, Ginny & Pansy Parkinson. They're forced to be partners for a upcoming test in D.A.D.A. And the test is on a...Love Potion. And they find themselves falling for each other along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Ron W., Pansy P.
Are You Gonna Be My Girl? by StoryGirl02 reviews
“I want you to be my girl!” he exclaimed, and there was a few seconds of silence before her lips crashed onto his. He took that kiss as a yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Dimitri and Rose by Mrs. Optimus Prime reviews
This is when Dimitri and Rose are at the cabin after Rose nearly kills Jesse and Ralf for torturing Lissa. This is the sex scene that was not written. I hope you guys enjoy! Please review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Rose Necklace by DNMR reviews
What would have happened if Dimitri had not taken off Rose’s necklace?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Now Comes The Mystery by twilightobsessed1415 reviews
Summer is over, and school is starting up again at Culver Creek. A new girl named Gemma is moving into Alaska's old room. Senior year will be a year no one will forget.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Dr John Smith, DADA Teacher by Jed Rhodes reviews
Harry Potter crossover. The TARDIS lands at Hogwarts, and the Doctor finds himself taking on the teaching post of defence against the dark arts... and an old friend who's not himself. AU OOTP.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
I'll Never Say The Game Again reviews
My first story! Starring myself and Charlie McDonnell. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - 11th Doctor