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Oh, ah, hello. I'm Sarah. I'm from Milton Keynes, a small place in England known for its abundance of roundabouts and cycle paths. It's quite boring.

I like hetalia. A lot. And I also like fluff. So you should probably expect that from me. I don't care which pairings you ship, and even if I don't like them, I won't berate you for liking them. I just expect for you to do the same for me.

I am a fan of good, British comedy like Monty Python and Only Fools and Horses.

I'm not sure what else to say, really.

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American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wicked Twisted Road by Ellarose C reviews
-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Tea and Static by LilacsAndVelvet reviews
The lazy, sleepy laughter from Arthur overpowering the quiet radio, and the steam of morning tea, were his favourite.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/28/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Regretfully Yours by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Take Me Under by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is exiled to France. He does not get on the plane and refuses to go to either Paris, Marseille, or Rouen. Instead he takes a taxi to a little speck of a town. He meets Mr. Kirkland. It goes from there. AU, UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Love Thy Neighbor by Ahmerst reviews
School/Gakuen AU in which Alfred takes a liking to that Russian hunk next door. Which is all kinds of confusing, because he's pretty sure he likes chicks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Smoker's Lounge by Zo One reviews
It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Through the Silence by Kitty Faerie reviews
I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,312 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Those Eyes by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Arthur is beginning to feel past his prime, but he keeps going to the club anyway. One night he meets a man named Alfred who can't seem to keep his eyes off of him. He keeps giving Arthur his number - and Arthur can't stop thinking about him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,331 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Don't Blink by OrangePlum reviews
There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,393 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When Love Walks In by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An office AU Hetalia fic, featuring Arthur and Alfred. Arthur Kirkland, Head of Strategic Division, found how his life changed the moment he met his new personal assistant, Alfred F. Jones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That Song Called Love by gonewritin reviews
Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,119 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Romancing for Dummies, aka Prussia by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*PruIta* Due to a misunderstanding, Italy decides to teach Prussia how to be romantic, not realising that Prussia's love interest is not Austria, but actually him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Counting Kisses by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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