![]() Things I LOVE: Picking dried glue off the top of glue bottles, Windex, spoons, mud, rotating doors, cleaning toilets, Band-Aids, writing on white boards, incredible names, butterflies, mirrors, cleaning out dirt from under my nails, getting dressed to music, flippers, warm weather, puzzles, cleaning windows with a squeegee, putting a stack of (used) paper into the recycling bin, tadpoles, frogs, lilly pads, macaroni and cheese, peeps, sharpies, tape, the smell of my basement and the subway, kindergardeners, ironing, pens with the clicking ends, paper-cutters, the smell of art stores, the smell of mint tea, Angela-Zack fan-fiction, chocolate, and scissors. Okay, I am mildly obsessed with Bones. Yum, chocolate. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be a prude I"m into THEATER AND ART so i MUST be a homosexual I'm into SPORTS so i MUST be an uncaring jock I'm NOT A VIRGIN so i MUST be a slut I'm BI so i MUST think every girl i see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER so i MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK so i MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG so i MUST be naive I'm a SOUTHERNER so i MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch I DON"T SPEAK MY MIND so i MUST have no oppinions about anything I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS (Well Bi...) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm BLACK, so I MUST be violent and on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven. I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm a GOTH so i MUST wear black and cut myself I'm SMART, so I MUST be a school-loving freak. I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a drunk I'm ENGLISH so I MUST love tea ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. |