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I'm 19 and I'm screeching at the fact that this fuckin thing still exists


Holy shit.

It's Monday, February 16th, 2015. I'm 16 and I'm in my Junior Year of High School right now.

I reread Name's Memory. It was... interesting. The plot was amazing, I have to say, but my writing in general... like I said to my best friend, I truly channeled my inner 13-year-old white popular-wanna-be fangirl to write that. The amount of LOLs and :Ds and O_Os and just that stuff in general is truly disgusting. I didn't think I ever went through a 'random humor' phase, but it looks like I did...

Anyway. I know no one is ever going to see this profile ever again, but I don't care. My fandoms are (from least to most) Arrow, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, The 100, Teen Wolf, and Late Night with Cry and Russ. OTPs are (from least to most again) Destiel (but so little that it's practically nonexistant), Rickyl, RoyxThea (Throy?), Bellarke, Sterek, and Snund. I did ship a bit of RedxRuss (Ress?) as well, but they broke up and not really on good terms either, I don't think, so I'd feel awful for saying that I ship it. Brotps are (from least to most, yep) Oliver and Tommy, Maggie and Sasha, Tessa and Glenn, Crowley and Cas, Roy and Sin, Cry and Russ, and Stiles and Erica.

I write Snund now, exclusively. I would write Sterek too but I'd feel like I'd be betraying Snund. The ship has sunk quite a bit and can't really take anyone else jumping ship, so. You can find me on my tumblr any day. I have quite a few Snund fics posted there, many more than I have listed below.

I'll keep this here to remind myself how disgusting I am.


YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So since I made my account, much has changed. My interests, though not THAT different content-wise, have changed quite a bit. I used to be obsessed with Smosh (and yes, I still like them but no, I only watch them from time to time), and then One Direction (yes, I do still listen to them but no, I haven't gotten around to their newest album), and then My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (yes, I do still find it fun and cool but no, I haven't watched past season 3), and then The Walking Dead (yes, I still love it and yes, I'm caught up with it), and now Supernatural (YES I LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART AND NO I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT CHUCK AND SAMANDRIEL ARE DEAD). However, fanfiction-wise, Late Night with Cry and Russ is my thing (yes, I like videogames and yes, I watch every Saturday stream).

Specifically Snund. So although I am still interested in those other things, Snund is my baby. My OTP. And sadly it's not canon, but trust me, it practically is (okay not at all). I'll be posting all of my Snund fanfictions on Tumblr instead of here, simply because the Snund community is much larger over there. Plus, Tumblr is pretty frickin awesome. My URL is oceloti, so if you're interested go check me out!

Anyway, I'll try to keep my profile more or less updated, but I think I've moved on from everything else below, so... I don't know. I think I'm gonna leave in everything below, just for the memories, but PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT PLANNING ON CONTINUING, LIKE, ANY OF THEM. 'Cept for the Snund. Yeeaah. And I'll try to keep that section as updated as possible.

And now, a little something about my stories/"future" stories:

SMOSH:

Name's Memory: (FANFICTION.NET) (IanxOC) Cheyenne Alexandra Reiyne moved away from Sacramento six years ago to escape bullying, but she had to leave her love behind. Now she's back, finds that her old best friend is now a famous YouTuber, and meets a man that seems a tiny TINY bit familiar, but that can't be possible... Right? 43,920 Words, 35 Chapters, Complete

Heart: 1: (FANFICTION.NET) (One-shot) (IanxOC) Adastra has been best friends with Ian and Anthony for a while, and has even lived with them for two years. She's madly in love with Ian, but doesn't want to admit her feelings to him in fear of rejection. One day, when it's incredibly rainy and Ian's incredibly hot, will she take her chance? Or will the unexpected happen first? 1,563 Words, Complete

Unnamed: (UNPUBLISHED) (IanxOC, AnthonyxOC) Okay, so maybe Jalie DOES like Ian. But she really doesn't want a relationship with him, or with anyone for that matter. She's perfectly content sitting on the sidelines, watching everyone else scramble to find love. I mean, why try? A heart's always gonna break in the end. 0 Chapters, Not Complete

Unnamed: (UNPUBLISHED) (One-shot) Whenever Smosh needs to record a song for a new video and Ian needs to rap, he always insists on slowing the pace and getting as few lines as possible. Anthony never really understood why, but he didn't argue with it. One night, Anthony forgets something at the studio, and when he goes back to get it, he hears something from the recording room that surprises him. 0 Words, Not Complete

ONE DIRECTION:

Unnamed: (UNPUBLISHED) (LouisxOC) Jennie catches her boyfriend cheating on her... with her best friend?!? Jennie unexpectedly finds comfort in a friend she hasn't talked to for two years, but can they now support each other despite their previous falling-out? And when it's all over, will Jennie find new feelings for the boy who helped her through heartbreak? About 4 Chapters, Not Complete

Little Things: (UNPUBLISHED) (One-shot) (LouisxHarry) Louis left One Direction a week ago, telling no one where he went or why he left. What he didn't know was that Harry already knew why. Now, One Direction needs to record their new song Little Things, but can they do it without Louis there? 1,829 Words, Not Complete

LATE NIGHT WITH CRY AND RUSS:

Unnamed: (UNPUBLISHED) (SnakexJund) The zombie apocalypse has hit. After being holed up in his house for several days, Snake finally leaves to find a safer place. What he finds instead is a frightened Scott Jund. However, as the months go by and the apocalypse is getting worse, Snake sees Jund mature right before his eyes, unable to do anything as all traces of personality leave the younger boy. 1,451 Words, Not Complete

Unnamed: (UNPUBLISHED) (One-shot) (SnakexJund) Jund is fed up with Snake winning every single round of the game that they're playing, and tries to take matters into his own hands. 563 Words, Not Complete

He Can Never Know: (TUMBLR) (SnakexJund) After the stream, Cry and Snake have a conversation about Snake's feelings for Jund. 1,841 Words, 3 Chapters, Not Complete

Note: (TUMBLR) (One-shot) (SnakexJund) On a rainy day, Scott and Snake stay indoors. The quiet is peaceful, but Snake has something that he needs to let Jund know. 916 Words, Complete

Teardrops On My Guitar: (TUMBLR) (One-Shot) (SnakexJund) After playing video games with Jund for a day, Snake notices that he forgot his phone at Jund's house. When he gets it back, he realizes that it had been filming the entire time. Now, it's time to see what Scott has been up to in those 20 minutes. 4,215 Words, Complete

OTHER:

Unnamed MLP: FIM Story: (UNPUBLISHED) Frankly, I have no set plotline for this story yet. 0 Chapters, Not Complete

Mask: (NANOWRIMO STORY THAT WILL NEVER BE PUBLISHED HERE) (OCxOC) Heather Reiyne never had to deal with social problems. She wasn't exactly popular, but she had plenty of close friends that she loved. She also never had to deal with bullying. When a boy at her school takes it upon himself to insult her and bring her down everyday, she takes a suggestion from a friend and alway acts like it doesn't bother her at all. What nobody knew then is that Heather is an AMAZING actress. 6,461 Words, Not Complete

Unnamed: (UNPUBLISHED) (One-shot) Just a short thing I wrote about the guy I like. AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!! 468 Words, Complete


One last thing; my biggest pet peeve in life is when people spell 'disappoint', 'disappoints' 'disappointed', or 'disappointing' with two s's and only one p. Whenever I see it, it dissapoints me so much. (See what I did there?)

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Love Means Choosing by kawaiimakara reviews
Elizabeth moves to Sacramento, and finds she's moved in next to the comedy duo Smosh. When her boyfriend, Ev, arrives, tensions rise, and Elizabeth learns that love inevitably means choosing.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,067 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Smosh - Complete
One Year to Hell by rozalty reviews
All Dean Winchester wants is happiness. So he makes a deal with Lucifer. The next day, he meets Castiel Novak. And he only has 365 days to love him. Also posted on AO3 under LadyLegendTitan16. NOW COMPLETE!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Jessica M./Jess, Sam W.] - Complete
Without Hannah Here by justawaytolive reviews
Smosh -Hannah Blaise, a 15 year old, lives with her brother, Ian Hecox. But when one day she disappears, Ian and his best friend, Anthony Padilla, must test the limits of their friendship, brotherhood, and courage when they go on an adventure to find her.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,270 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Identity Swap by multifandomer reviews
Louis had been in Holmes Chapel for just over a year now. One night at a party his friend, Erika, is killed. A few weeks later, new girl Ariana turns up with a strange resemblance to Erika. Louis decides to find out what is going on. What will he find?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,974 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
An Audition by SwirledtehWriter reviews
Autumn Bailey is auditioning for American Idol... But what she doesn't know, is that she'll meet the two creators of YouTube channel "Smosh"!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
Just Another Day by haxford reviews
When Sarah's family gets in a major car accident, she has no one to turn to, until Anthony starts to notice her.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Picture Perfect by UnselfishSacrifice reviews
Skye's brother, Mike, decided to move to California with her in other to start things all over. Skye is alright with that, but what she didn't knew is that Smosh would be their landlords! What would happen to their lives with Ian and Anthony? SmoshxOC
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Smosh - Complete
Closet by EatingUsAlivex reviews
Just a short Ian Hecox one-shot. A drabble really. Give me feeback?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Smosh - Complete
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Name's Memory reviews
When Lexi moves back to Sacramento after being gone for 6 years, she runs into her old best friend Anthony Padilla, and meets a strange man who seems to linger at the edge of her memory...
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 43,920 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Heart: 1 reviews
One-shot: Adastra has been in love with Ian Hecox for the past two years, but has been too shy to tell him. Now that she has her chance to, will she take it?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Smosh - Complete