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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.


Hey Guys!

Welcome to my profile! I am KeepCalmEatCake (formerly RosieByAnyOtherName) ]

I live in England and spend my time procrastinating on youtube and Facebook, reading, or playing piano.

My current obsessions include: The Hunger Games, Terry Pratchett, Hexachordal, Vienna Teng, Ed Sheeran, The Lord of the Rings, and Merlin. (:

It was nice to meet you.

Please come again!

xx


Favourite...

-Books-

The Hunger Games, The Lord of the Rings, Terry Pratchett books, Neil Gaiman books, Eoin Colfer books, Tamora Pierce books, Good Omens (Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman), the list goes on...

-Films-

Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ever after, Star Trek: 2009, The Holiday, Love Actually, Stardust, Edward Scissorhands, Emma, Pride and Prejudice

-TV Shows-

Doctor Who, Torchwood, Merlin, Blackadder

-Music-

Ed Sheeran, Snow Patrol, Eddplant, Tom Milsom, Alex Day, Vienna Teng, Amy Macdonald, Brandon Flowers, Kina Grannis, Taylor Swift, Adele

Quotes (there are lots so I'll just do some)

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. :P

"The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means." ~ The Importance of Being Earnest

All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head…

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... ~ Louis Hector Berlioz

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There are three types of people in the world; those who can count and those who can’t.

It's a big ball of wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey stuff.

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask What’s For Lunch ~ Oscar Wilde

"When in doubt, look intelligent." ~Garrison Keillor

Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority ~ Doctor Who

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Happiness isn’t happiness without violin-playing goats ~ Notting Hill

Coffee isn't my cup of tea


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regardless of the number of reviews,

its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.


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Thanks for reading to the bottom (or just scrolling down). Fare thee well, my fine people! :D

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One For Sorrow by damsel-in-stress reviews
Cutler Beckett's childhood was not a happy one. His own secret friendship and his mothers clandestine love affair make their lives play out like some sort of classic tragedy as they try to keep their secrets from the man they both fear: Cutler's father.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,086 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Battle for Gallifrey by NonExistente reviews
The TARDIS malfunctions and the Doctor, Rose and Jack find themselves inextricably involved in a crucial plot that, without their aid, could change the Doctor's past, as well as the Universe's future... AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 6/13/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Remember When It Rained by Alanna22039 reviews
Jonathan dies, and Alanna must cope. Songfic based off of the Josh Groban song of same title. AJ. Alanna slightly OOC. Rated T for character death and later chapters. Chapter 5 added.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Tortall
Forbidden Thoughts by MaraSil reviews
When the Captain comes across Maria and the girls baking in the kitchen, he finds that watching her leads to forbidden thoughts. This story is AU. Complete.
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,016 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
A Delicate Destiny by Jinxed-Wood reviews
Sometimes, destiny needs a little nudge.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - 10th Doctor, Spock - Complete
Mothers of the Caribbean by A Magnificent Garden Party reviews
We're having a magnificent garden party and you're invited! This is a Broken Compass forum project, consisting of one-shots, each by a different author about a different character, all inspired by the mothers of our beloved pirate rogues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Old Feelings New Love by performer001 reviews
Alanna's heart was broken when Jonathan told her she wasn't a woman and left. After months of indecision she finally goes to talk to him with some interesting results and reactions.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Tempted by damsel-in-stress reviews
Would you be able to resist? Oneshot. Please R&R
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Living From Dream to Dream by music5692 reviews
a new half blood comes to camp, one who will change everything. percabeth and an ocXoc pairing called sheo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,978 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Will's Love by One Shot Wonders reviews
Will declares his love. Another short one shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Will T. - Complete
Sheep Worrying by damsel-in-stress reviews
This is the story of Wolf's valiant attempt to steal a sheep off a violent shepherdess and his subsequent imprisonment for sheep worrying. First fic so please R&R!
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Buttercup's Toe by One Shot Wonders reviews
Nothing really to summarize...
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Dark Moon Brother by Milligan reviews
This is the sequel to Once Bitten. Wolf brings an unusual guest to dinner one night............
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Once Bitten by Milligan reviews
What if someone in New York were to see Wolf with his tail hanging out? Well, someone has, and this is a story of what happens next.
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Nightmares and Poems reviews
Three British girls start at Camp Half-Blood. Soon after they arrive, one of them goes missing... Set about a year after The Last Olympian. Please R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009