StarlightAndDarkness
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Joined 03-30-16, id: 7695950, Profile Updated: 04-01-16

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.

Hello.

Occupational angsty teen

(ノヮ)ノ:・゚

Doctor Who trash

Septiplier

Otherkin

Tortured artist and musician

Freak of nature and loving every second


I'll be writing a short (or long I don't know) series on Ashildr's journey. She's been here for so long- There must be some good historical fictions in there. \_(ツ)_/


RULES: You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile.

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? \_(ツ)_/

2. Tall? Well I'm not too short.

3. In your pajamas? Of course.

4. Left handed? Nope. Only the gifted overcome right-handed-ness.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: My sister.

2. Person to text you: I don't have any idea.

3. Was today better than yesterday? Every day is better than the last, if you make it that way.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 7

2. Color(s): Wine red, silver, etc.

3. Fruit:No idea.

4. Place: A forest, mountains, some far-off secluded place, a library, a museum. . .

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Sure.

2. Are you happy? \_(ツ)_/

3. Are you sad? \_(ツ)_/

4. Are you bored? No, but usually. Like when I'm supposed to be doing homework.

5. Are you nervous? \_(ツ)_/

6. Are you tired? Of course I'm not. It's only 2 am.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Jonah, Varil, J'wani. Take your pick.

2. Nick names? None.

3. Eye color? Boring ol' brown.

4. Zodiac sign? Born Aquarius, but more Gemini. (what's with the Gemini hate?)

5. Male or female? Female

6. Slut? \_(ツ)_/

7. Smart? I could always be smarter.

8. Hair color? Right now, it happens to be red and purple.

9. Long or short? Long-ish.

10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans when I'm going out places; otherwise, pajamas.

11. Phone or Camera? Camera of course. Give me a beautiful DSLR any day.

12. Drink or Smoke? Smokey the Bear.

13. Righty or lefty? Righty.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Second grade, maybe.

2. First crush? Who knows. Middle school? Freshman year?

3. First pet? The first one I myself owned was a handsome little dog.

4. First big vacation? I went to Disney World when I was in third grade.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Food's for losers. (of course I am eating)

2. Drinking? Dr. Pepper.

3. I'm about to: Go to sleep. Maybe.

4. Listening to? 8tracks.com - Currently, Gold by Imagine Dragons. Such a good song.

5. Plans for today? I shan't do a thing.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

I don't care romantically, 'cause I'm straight as a rainbow. Sparkles for all.

1. Shorter or taller? \_(ツ)_/

2. Romantic or spontaneous? \_(ツ)_/

3. Sensitive or loud? \_(ツ)_/

4. Hook-up or relationship? \_(ツ)_/

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Haven't you?

2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yep.

3. Ran away from home? No, but I have wandered away to explore.

4. Broken someone's heart? On accident. It was messy. Ouch.

5. Been arrested? I am a goddamn model citizen. How dare you doubt my perfection.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yeeeeeep.

2. Yourself? Nah not really.

3. Heaven? Yeah.

4. Santa Claus? Absolutely. I am a young child with no reasoning or logic.

5. Love? Yes. Not for me, but definitely for others.

6. Do you like someone? Don't make me laugh.

7. Do you believe in God? Logically speaking, there must be a God. Cause and effect, my friends.

8. Answered the truth on all questions? Whatever helps you sleep at night, dear.


FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will give you bad directions and reprogram your GPS to Korean.

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming.

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.

FRIENDS:

Will go to a concert with you.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will be helping you kidnap the band.


"You're my best friend. I'll help you up whenever you fall. After I'm done laughing insanely."

"There are rocks and boulders in our path. What will you build, a wall or a bridge?"

"Dreams are only dreams until you make them real." (JUST DO IT)

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."

"I resolve to be less vague about things and stuff this year or whenever."

"I sure wish Noah swatted those two mosquitoes. . ."

"Living without God is a lot like dribbling a football."


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . tomorrow.

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.


Puns. Because what profile is complete without them?

I had a novel idea for a book but it got in a bind so I shelved it. It's time to start a new chapter now.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A new type of broom just came out; it's sweeping the nation.

I relish the fact that you've mustered up the strength to ketchup to me.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

I wanted a camouflage shirt but I couldn't find one.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

The chef's girlfriend was grate, but half-baked and a little flaky.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

A rule of grammar: Double negatives are a no-no.

I was going to make an element pun, but all the good ones argon.

I've never liked befriending assassins. They're all backstabbers.


\_(ツ)_/

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With Our Own Style by Aldira reviews
A bunch of Septiplier one-shots. This ship has sailed too far to be able to turn back.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Markiplier, Jacksepticeye
Too Scared to Ask for Help by DivineFawn reviews
Jack isn't as happy as he always seems. Or as he always shows, anyways. Septiplier fic. Warnings inside.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,810 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 3/20/2016 - [Markiplier, Jacksepticeye]
I Love You More Than Space by Druja reviews
Mark really freaking loves space. (The formatting is fixed now! You can actually read it.) [Quick Drabble]
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Jacksepticeye, Markiplier] - Complete
Of Spiders and Mother Hens by Dannerisms reviews
Mark is in Ireland visiting Jack for a few days. Whilst showering, Mark spots a rather large and daunting spider crawling down the wall towards his foot. He screams, he falls and he sprains his knee in the process. Thus meaning he must stay in Ireland for longer than planned, trapped under the care of mother hen Jack. (Sort-of Septiplier. Nothing graphic, kinda cutesy) M for Jack
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Jacksepticeye, Markiplier]
Puzzles and Ants by Gallifrey Immigrant reviews
A short fic where Clara tries to think of a 25-letter word for orange. Oh, and the Doctor tries to negotiate occupancy rights for talking ants.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2015 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete