Kandi-coated Misery
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Joined 11-23-10, id: 2626941, Profile Updated: 07-04-13

Sup guys! Name's Kandi. I'm just here to roll around in all the wonderful stories and watch (mentally) cute boys snuggle -cheese-

I write some, but it's crap, so I put most of my efforts into being an awesome beta! I'm authorless right now, so if you or anyone you know is looking for one, pimp me out! One-shots, ficlets, multi-chapters, drabbles; I'm pretty versatile.

My two consistent fandoms are FMA and Bleach but I hop around a lot, depending on what I'm reading/watching at the moment.

So drop me a message if you need/want an editor, or if you wanna squee with me over our favorite authors and/or stories, or if you take my ideas and turn them into spectacular fics (I have lots!).

Not very many people are gonna see this, but if you want to know more/see more in this space, tell me!

Have fun

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Untrained Heart by Racey reviews
Ichigo is a warm, kind-hearted kindergarten teacher. Grimmjow is a carpenter with an odd disorder. When their paths cross, interest is sparked and each tries to figure the other out. AU, yaoi, swearing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,747 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Cleaners by Racey reviews
The past chases Ichigo down and makes life severely difficult, not to mention full of nonstop action. Somehow, through the entire fiasco, he manages to surrender to the love he's kept hidden for so long. AU, yaoi, swearing, graphic violence. Special thanks to Shiroi1062 over at deviantArt for the awesome cover art!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,334 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
The Mages by mooney-996 reviews
All Lucy Heartfilia wanted was to be in a successful band. Suddenly she is whisked onto her first tour with the biggest band out there All Fired Up for three months! What happens when two bands are together all of the time for that long? Will relationships form? Or will it be three months of hell? Nalu based but there will be Gruvia, Jerza and Gale! Enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,788 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Even Dirtier by Racey reviews
Ichigo has a hard time dealing with recent events. Sequel to Dirty. AU, yaoi, swearing, graphic drug use, violence, OOCness. Awesome cover art done by AKFid over at deviantArt!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,042 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Fairy Prince by Racey reviews
Grimmjow is one of the last of his kind to survive the massacre of his people. With an evil tyrant after him, he is sent to an entirely different world, where he meets Ichigo Kurosaki, an innocent college student. AU, yaoi, swearing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,765 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Black Strawberry by Patd06 reviews
After discovering his true sexuality, Grimmjow is given much more than he bargained for when Nel hooks him up with her vivacious friend, Ichigo. One-shot. AU, yaoi, swearing, and Ichigo is intense...like really, really intense. Collaboration with BlueRegina06.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.] Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Seriously, Who Fails That Much At Life? by sleepy-emo reviews
Lucy and Juvia find themselves locked out of their flat so throw themselves on the mercy of their neighbours, they're just really lucky that their neighbours are really hot and answer the door with very little clothing on. Fairy Tail AU semi inspired by real life events.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Shenanigans of Flame and Fullmetal by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
A collection of Roy/Ed drabbles and oneshots so that I can deal with all of the feels and emotional trauma they give me. Ratings and genres will vary. Set as complete but will be randomly added to. On hiatus; I'm not sure how long. Sorry. See profile for details.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Bend Around the Wind by Scyllaya reviews
A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 408,432 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Life Lessons by nehalenia reviews
Ichigo and Ishida are college roommates. They study, they fight Hollows, they have sex; but not with each other. Because Ishida likes guys, and Ichigo likes girls. Right? Ichi/Ishi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Potential by Catwho reviews
An easy mission goes awry when Lucy is doused with a mysterious liquid. Now she's feeling very strange, and a certain dragon slayer can't help but notice how weird she's acting around him. A NaLu citrus orchard in five parts.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,844 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Satisfaction by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
It was blatantly obvious to Roy what it was that Ed needed; he just didn't quite understand why it was that his body and emotions got all in a tiffy when Ed admitted that it was Roy that he wanted it from. -RoyEd/EdRoy, lemon in second chapter
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,416 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Game, Set and Match by Bleach Fox reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki stepped onto the court, grinning when he was greeted by a chorus of cheers. Excitement coursed through his veins and his brown eyes locked with electric blue. This year, he would win and finally beat his rival, Grimmjow Jaeggerjaques.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Your Life's Art by NavyBlueWings reviews
Lucy is a Art major in her Senior year of college. She is roommates with Natsu. Taking a class called "Your Life's Art", Lucy is thrown a curve ball of an assignment. Not sure how to handle it, Lucy makes a decision that not only changes her life, but everyone in it! Now all she can think is... "Why Me?" Nalu mainly, but also Gale, Gruvia, Jerza. Mature content, be warned!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,045 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Two Sides To Every Coin by Racey reviews
Fight Club...Bleach style. RE-POST. Making revisions. AU, yaoi, swearing, rape, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,506 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
SinSation by PhoenixDiamond reviews
SinSations is the ultimate spot to have your mind, body and soul sexually blown away. For Ichigo, it was the escape he craved from the real world and into a fantasy he could fulfill behind closed doors. GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Slow Burn by taranoire reviews
It's just sex. They don't need to bring names into it. Roy/Ed, smutty
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fruity by Drown Me In Blue reviews
Ichigo the cat burglar and Shiro the wheelman are fresh off a job when they find a recently ex-Special Agent Grimmjow in their flat. What's to be done but invite him to join them? (Sequel to Reciprocity.)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Reciprocity by Drown Me In Blue
Ichigo is a cat burglar extraordinaire. Shiro is his wheelman who drives like a New York City cabbie. Grimmjow is the agent after them. He's also what Ichigo and Shiro want. Never let it be said that they don't get their man. (Grimmjow/Shirosaki/Ichigo; continued in Fruity.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
My Dilemma by Kajima reviews
I don't want to be outed by someone else in the first place, but the fact that it just so happens to Jaegerjaquez who's doing it - and rather embarrassingly, can I just add - just makes it worse. Grimmichi AU. Rated M for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Denial, a 7 day guide to winning Uryu Ishida back by Sandiclaws reviews
Uryuu is completely, and utterly content no longer having a relationship with Ichi... Kurosaki. He is not all compelled to kiss, lick, bite, love, or sleep with Kurosaki, no matter how sexy or persistent he is. Is he? IchigoxIshida, swearing, lemons, and sexual situations
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
All Jokes Aside by Racey reviews
Renji, the disgruntled mascot. Gin, the teasing co-worker. Throw in a dash of heat, lots of annoyance and attraction. Shake well. AU, yaoi, swearing, ONESHOT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TPP!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/27/2012 - G. Ichimaru, Renji A. - Complete
Recovery by Kajima reviews
I knew I had to change things, to escape the in-between of love and hate, of the lust for life and the longing for death. If I saw him again, would I know? Would the answer suddenly be revealed to me? AU GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Substitution by Mistress Zipper reviews
Al walks in on his brother doing something he wants to help with, but can't do it on his own. Elricest. Ed x Al - strict. Rated M for content.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Dirty by Racey reviews
An innocent night out turns into a mess of lust and danger. AU, yaoi, swearing, drug use, violence. OOCness. Awesome cover art done by AKFid over on deviantArt!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,335 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Night In by taranoire reviews
Ed is late. Roy is waiting. Gender roles are questioned. Fluff. Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Stereotypes by SanguineFox reviews
Hiei is the football captain, who has harbored a crush for the senior class president, the 'perfect Shuuichi Minamino', but Kurama can't stand the 'dumb jock'. Yaoi, HK
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,687 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
At the Light Show by Ldzetc reviews
Grimmjow heads home after winter finals and meets up with Ichigo and Shirosaki during a house party. Language, blatant drug use, yaoi, threesome, kink, etc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Too good, too bad by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo's obviously not doing too well and Renji wants to help, to be a friend, to be there for him. His plans backfire, but hey, there's more than one way to help someone, right? Hurt/comfort-ish PWP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Clouded Vision by kiiroi yumetobu reviews
The fire in those eyes was reverberating inside him, searching for the right amount of friction so that a spark could finally catch, so that his own repressed flames could make themselves known.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Underneath It All by Racey reviews
He's loved him for as long as he could remember. Only one problem...the guy was straight. Warnings: AU, yaoi, rape, violence, swearing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,664 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Worlds Apart by J-Pop Princess reviews
Maka has something she has been meaning to tell Soul for a long time, only she can't do it face to face. Instead she will go to that special place where they shared their first dance, a place that only exists inside the man she loves. Soul/Maka LEMON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
I Will Wait One Week by TheKatInTheShade reviews
"Are you mentally retarded?" I hear him exclaim from behind me. I spin around on the sofa to look at him, scratching my itchy testicles. "Huh?" GrimmIchi REVIEW
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Denial Twist by Sisyphean Effort reviews
What happens when Colonel Roy Mustang casts off the hidden shackles of restraint and goes after the thing he wants most. . . Roy/Ed. Mature themes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Winter Waltz by cerrdy reviews
Its time for Shimbusen's Annual Winter Dance! While Soul and Maka bet over getting dates for the dance, a unexpected new threat stands in their way. SoulXMaka and some BlackStarXTsubaki and KiddxPattiXLiz Rating may change... COMPLETE!REVIEW!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,463 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Of birds and bees by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo tries to study. Renji demands his attention. A sort of chaos ensues. From crack to hurt to comfort to smut, all laced with a good dose of humour. Ren/Ichi Yaoi, rated for language and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Volition for Violation by LunaAriana reviews
Ichigo x Renji, AU Ichigo Kurosaki is a juvenile delinquent. Renji Abarai is his parole officer. Renji isn't that cute ... OK, so, he's that cute. Well, Ichigo doesn't want him that bad ... OK, so, Ichigo wants him that bad. Yaoi, One-Shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Art of Camouflage by Skydark reviews
Food or sex, it's a hard decision. RoyxEd. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Mixed Visit by Maruading Storyteller reviews
After the tournament ends and Yusuke had recovered, he goes to visit his forefather, Raizen’s grave. He ends up meeting Jin there. Intrigued, Yusuke attempts to get Jin’s reason out of him, by force if necessary! ‘Wink’ OneShot Two Vers. Cens/Uncens
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Jin, Yusuke U. - Complete
Hills of Moonlight by Saddletank reviews
A Castle in the Sky sequel. Sheeta and Pazu's onward journey in the world and with each other. Adventure, action, steampunkyness, romance and a spiritual rural society in Gondoa. Now rated M for violent imagery and the presence of several citrus fruits.
Castle in the Sky - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 221,223 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete