![]() Author has written 1 story for Supernatural. Hey there! My name is Kat. I love fantasy, music, acting and writing! A few facts about me!
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My ships! Twilight: Jasella, and Belisle Teen Wolf: Stydia, Jallison, Isallison, Scallison, Sterica (Only in Fanfiction),and Draden. Supernatural: Joean? (Jo and Dean) I really wish there was a fanfiction where Jasper was Derek's brother. How cool would that be? What do you do when you figure out that the guy you dated in High School is the Aviation teacher at the school you teach at and he asks you out to dinner to catch up, even though he knows you're married?- If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile. People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile. (my God, one of my friends likes math! the horrors!!) If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. 98 of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you are part of the 2 that hasn’t and never will, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile. If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile. Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? If two wrongs don't make a right...try three. When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies. Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that! My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious. if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook. yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. I don't obsess, I think intensely! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda." I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned. "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..." "Nobody move! I dropped my brain." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Education is important; school however, is another matter. I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! -Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters? -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. -Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed. -High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. -People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -I do not deny everything. -Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage. Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less -Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. -Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over... Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway Life's tough...Get a helmet I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever! I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now! SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again... If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet! "Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for." "Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you." "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. There are no stupid questions – just stupid people. If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over... "I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so!" "Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer 'redecorate for free'." "If Tylenol, Duct Tape and a Band-aid wont fix it, then you have a serious problem." "Always remember, when a man sweeps you off your feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass." "A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'That was freaking awesome!' "It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me." "I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!" If we go to school to learn, and learning is knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power is corruption, and corruption is crime, and crime isn't wanted in school, then why the heck do we go to school? Before criticizing someone, you should walk a mile in there shoes. That way, when you criticize them you'll have their shoes and they are a mile away Too bad you can't get a voodoo globe, and make the world spin really fast and freak everybody out. - Jack Handey If the facts don't fit the theory, then change the facts. - Albert Einstein If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the up button Beer commercials usually have big men doing manly things: "You just killed a small animal, it's time for a light beer." Why not have realistic commercials like: "It's five o' clock in the morning. You just pissed in a dumpster. It's Miller time." - Robin Williams (Whispering) People will believe anything if you whisper it If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress? Caution: I drive like you do! Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's to much fraternizing with the enemy The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks' meaning 'blood sucking parasites' When I have a kid I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and run around the mall looking frantic 26 THINGS THAT A PERFECT GUY WOULD DO! 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down . 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence ... 4. Give you the remote control during the game . 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you . 6. Play with your hair . 7. His hands always find yours . 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages . 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork . 11... Never run out of love. 12. Be funny , but know how to be serious . 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious . 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. 16. Smile a lot. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 . 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching. 22. Sing , even if he can't. 23. Have a creative sense of humor ... 24. Stare at you. 25. Call for no reason . 26. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE WOMAN, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a WOMAN who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. I'm an OG so I must be mexican. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED Labels are stupid so don't use them. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. 1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5 6 reasons not to mess with children: Reason 1: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". Reason 2: A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." Reason 3: A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." Reason 4: The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." Reason 5: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." Reason 6: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" I won't stop believing I'll keep holding on so you can Lean on me so you can Express yourself so you won't go to Rehab because My life would suck without you because you see my True colors and cuz you always Ride with me on the Highway to hell even when i Give you hell "I'm going to the animal shelter, and I'm going to get you a kitty cat. Then I'm going to let you fall in love with that kitty cat. Then one dark night, I will steal away into your home . . . and punch you in the face." Do I need to tell you who this is? Sad I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE: A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl:Slow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. TRY NOT TO CRY: Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, / He told his friends that it was cool, / And when he pulled the trigger back, / It shot with a great crack. / Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, / I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! / But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, / I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. / When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, / And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. / Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, / And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. / And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, / And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, / And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; / Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. / Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, / And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass. / Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, / Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss. / And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try, / I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry. / Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, / But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest, / Mommy I ran as fast as I could, / When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, / I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, / I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo. / I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, / I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live. / But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, / Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. / I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, / And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you." In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are. My name is Sarah / I am but three, / My eyes are swollen / I cannot see, / I must be stupid / I must be bad, / What else could have made / My daddy so mad? / I wish I were better / I wish I weren't ugly, / Then maybe my mommy / Would still want to hug me. / I can't speak at all / I can't do a wrong / Or else I'm locked up / All the day long / When I awake I'm all alone / The house is dark / My folks aren't home. / When my mommy does come / I'll try and be nice, / So maybe I'll get just / One whipping tonight / Don't make a sound! / I just heard a car / My daddy is back / From Charlie's Bar. / I hear him curse / My name he calls / I press myself / Against the wall. / I try and hide / From his evil eyes / I'm so afraid now / I'm starting to cry. / He finds me weeping / He shouts ugly words, / He says its my fault / That he suffers at work. / He slaps me and hits me / And yells at me more, / I finally get free / And I run for the door. / He's already locked it / And I start to bawl, / He takes me and throws me / Against the hard wall. / I fall to the floor / With my bones nearly broken, / And my daddy continues / With more bad words spoken. / "I'm sorry!", I scream / But its now much too late / His face has been twisted / Into unimaginable hate. / The hurt and the pain / Again and again / Oh please God, have mercy! / Oh please let it end! / And he finally stops / And heads for the door, / While I lay there motionless / Sprawled on the floor. / My name is Sarah / And I am but three, / Tonight my daddy, / Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! MONTH ONE // Mommy // I'm only eight inches long // but I have all my organs // I love the sound of your voice // Every time I hear it // I wave my arms and legs // The sound of your heartbeat // is my favorite lullaby. // MONTH TWO // Mommy // Today I learned how to suck my thumb. // If you could see me // you could definitely tell that I'm a baby // I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. // It's so nice and warm in here // MONTH THREE // You know what Mommy // I'm a boy!! // I hope that makes you happy // I always want you to be happy // I don't like it when you cry. // You sound so sad. // It makes me sad too // and I cry with you even though // you can't hear me // MONTH FOUR // Mommy // my hair's starting to grow // It's very short and fine // but I will have a lot of it. // I spend a lot of my time exercising. // I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes // and stretch my arms and legs. // I am becoming quite good at it too. // MONTH FIVE // You went to the doctor today. // Mommy, he lied to you // He said that I'm not a baby // I am a baby Mommy, your baby. // I think and feel // Mommy, what's abortion? // MONTH SIX // I can hear that doctor again // I don't like him // He seems cold and heartless // Something's intruding my home. // The doctor called it a needle // Mommy what is it? It burns! // Please make him stop! // I can't get away from it! // MOMMY! HELP ME! // MONTH SEVEN // Mommy // I'm okay // I'm in Jesus's arms // He's holding me // He told me about abortion // Mommy . . . Why didn't you want me? // Every abortion is just . . . One more heart that stops // Two more eyes that'll never see // Two more hands that'll never touch // Two more legs that'll never run // One more mouth that'll never speak. // IF YOU'RE AGAINST ABORTION, RE-POST THIS! HER NAME WAS AURORA // SHE WAS ONLY FIVE // THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED // WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE // HER DAD WAS A DRUNK // HER MOTHER WAS AN ADDICT // HER PARENTS KEPT HER // LOCKED UP IN AN ATTIC // HER ONLY FRIEND // WAS A LITTLE TOY BEAR // IT WAS OLD AND WORN OUT // AND HAD PATCHES OF HAIR // SHE ALWAYS TALKED TO IT // WHEN NO ONE'S AROUND // SHE LAYS THERE AND HUGS IT // NOT A PEEP OF SOUND // UNTIL HER PARENTS // UNLOCK THE DOOR // SOME MORE AND MORE PAIN // SHE'LL HAVE TO ENDURE // A BRUISE ON HER LEG // A SCAR ON HER FACE // WHY SHOULD SHE BE // IN SUCH A HORRIBLE PLACE? // BUT SHE GRABS HER BEAR // AND SOFTLY CRIES // SHE LOVED HER PARENTS // BUT THEY WANT HER TO DIE // SHE SITS IN THE CORNER // QUIET BUT THINKING, // "GOD, WHY? WHY IS // MY LIFE ALWAYS STINKING?" // SUCH A BAD LIFE // FOR A SAD LITTLE KID // SHE'D GET BEATEN AND BEATEN // FOR ANYTHING SHE DID // THEN ONE NIGHT // HER MOM CAME HOME HIGH // THE POOR CHILD WAS HIT AND SLAPPED // AS HOURS WENT BY // THEN HER MOM SUDDENLY // GRABBED FOR A BLADE // IT WAS SHARP AND POINTY // ONE THAT SHE MADE // SHE THRUST THE BLADE // RIGHT INTO HER CHEST // "YOU DESERVE TO DIE, // YOU WORTHLESS PEST!!" // THE MOM WALKED OUT // LEAVING THE GIRL SLOWLY DYING // SHE GRABBED HER BEAR // AND AGAIN, STARTED CRYING // POLICE SHOW UP // AT THE SMALL LITTLE HOUSE // THEY QUICKLY BARGE IN // EVERYTHING WAS QUIET AS A MOUSE // ONE OFFICER SLOWLY // OPENED A DOOR // TO FIND THE SAD LITTLE GIRL // LYING ON THE FLOOR // IT MUST'VE BEEN BAD // TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH HARM // BUT AT LEAST SHE DIED // WITH HER BEST FRIENDS IN HER ARMS // IF YOU HATE CHILD ABUSE, POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE. Rafael McCall: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Stiles Stilinski: If you can ask the questions without the level of stupid. Even the bravest hero loses hope. Even the good one goes bad. Even the strongest one can't save everyone. Even the best hunter dies. Stiles: You're like the hot girl everyone wants. Scott: I'm the hot girl? Stiles: You're the hottest girl. Isaac: What? Scott: I'm the hot girl. Isaac: Yes, you are. Him. His smile. His eyes. His voice. His laugh. His warmth. His existence Him. Let Scott deal with it. Let him be the hero in this morally black and white world. Real survivors, you and I. We live in shades of grey. -Peter Hale Parrish: I'm worth 5 dollars? Stiles: 5 million Parrish: I make 40 thousand a year. Maybe I should kill myself. Those who are heartless, once cared to much. All you have is your fire and the place you need to reach. Don't you ever tame your demons, keep them on a leash. Never frown, because somebody could be falling for your smile. The first causality of war is innocence. Thantophobia: The phobia of losing someone you love. Monsters don't sleep under your bed, they sleep inside your head. Not all monsters do monstrous things. I want a Stiles who sees me a a Lydia. What if you have a Stiles, but your to Lydia to see it? Y.O.L.O You only live once. Peter: #Bitch Please Kate: Rofl Parrish: LOL nope. Meredith: #BackFromTheDeadBitches Jackson: Call the cops. Stiles: No Jackson: What do you mean no? Stiles: I mean no. You wanna hear it in Spanish? NOH. Imagination is more important than knowledge. I acted like it wasn't a big deal, when really it was breaking my heart. Finstock: Who knows the answer? (Scott raises his hand) Finstock: Yes McCall, you can go to the bathroom. Scott: No, I have the answer. Don't ever start your day, with the broken peices of yesterday. I'm fine. Aside from the not sleeping, The jumpiness. The constant, overwhelming fear that something terrible's about to happen. -Stiles Stilinski Not only beautiful, not only incredibly intelligent, she is immune. -Lydia Martin There's no such thing as werewolves.- Scott McCall I am strong because I have been weak. I am fearless, because I have been afraid. I am wise, because I have been foolish. Dylan is my best friend and made me drunk because he has a crush on me! S: Sarcastic T: Timeless I: Imaginative L: Loyal E: Energetic S: Sweet |
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