. . .Well, hi there. A commonly asked question is, "What is the Revolution?" Well, it's a revolution (thank you, Captain Obvious) started by Max (WingedKuraiOkami - the one who's currently typing this message) and Katie (SociallyAwkwardUnicorn). There were other members, too, before they kinda-sorta stopped replying to my PMs. Oh well. Their names are/were Anni (Little Miss Dancer Girl), Zyna (zynaofthenight), and Toni (Blaze of Awesome Glory), and if you guys happen to stumble onto this profile, shoot me a PM. There are also some members who don't have Fanfiction accounts - they're too lazy to make one - who are in the Rev. Jade, Nikki, Allie, Jay, and Gel. I shall now introduce how the hell this started. The idea of getting a team of authors comes from Rick Riordan himself - all hail this genius! - , who, along with a few other authors, is in the process of writing 39 Clues. I wanted to try and see how it would work if a few Fanfiction writers joined in and collaborated to write a couple of stories together - same plotline, same characters, et cetera - and add our different styles to the story. Anyway, the purpose of the Revolution is the bring an end to all the Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu/other goddamn awful stories of Fanfiction. Be on the lookout for funny shit, 'mkay? Max [WORDS FROM JADE] So, hi there, everybody from Earth, Jupiter, and. . .Wisconsin. I'm Jade. Sup? This is LegendOfREVOLUTION. We are formed by Max, Katie, Gel, Nikki, Allie, Jay, and myself - Jade. Yeah. . .we're working on stories right now. Not sure if any of you've heard of them yet (probably not). I highly recommend putting this account on Author Alert, because we're just that awesome. So. . .stay tuned for really funny stuff! Jade [WORDS FROM GEL] Why, hello there, our lovely soon-to-be-readers. Call me Gel. Congrats, you have just stumbled upon one of the MOST AMAZING FANFICTION ACCOUNTS TO EVER EXIST. Just kidding. But seriously. Since Jade stole - AHEM I MEAN TOOK - the introductions, I really don't have much to say. CURSE YOU, JADE. :P So yeah. If you're here, do us all a huge favor and SPREAD THE WORD TO THE WORLD! Tell everyone about us! Gel [WORDS FROM NIKKI] Nikki here, and glad to be working with all of these UH-MAY-ZING peepz. I'm super excited and stuff to work with all these people, because they're all great writers! Meh. Everyone else took the important stuff already! Uh, if you have any questions feel free to PM this account - one of us will reply as soon as possible. If you want a specific member to reply, please say so in the subject, or in the PM itself! We'll try not to feel too jealous XD. Nikki [WORDS FROM ALLIE] My name's Allie. Hey there, everyone who randomly stumbled upon this profile and have probably left by now because of our insanity. If you're still here and reading this. . .asdf'sa;sdf;aslkffsa LET ME HUG YOU O.o If you don't know already, this Revolution is dedicated to mock - I MEAN HELP - the horrible, god-awful stories that plague the community of FF. What does that mean? PARODIES. PARODIES EVERYWHERE. We want to help the newbies of FF know about the horrors of Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus and alert them to NOT WRITE STORIES THAT FEATURE THOSE (on purpose) We really hope you enjoy these stories. You know you love us. Allie [WORDS FROM JAY] Welcome to the most boring section of this otherwise mildly amusing profile. Kinda. Well, anyways, I'm Jay - as seen above. I, unfortunately, am the only freaking guy in the Rev. Yippee. (How did I get talked into this? Oh right - Max threatened to kick me in a very painful place. The joys of being a dude. Sigh.) Well, you didn't come to this profile to hear me ranting. I think. (If you did, no comment). All I'm gonna say is - check out our stories! Jay [WORDS FROM MAX] Well then. That took a while. Thanks for leaving me out until the end. ANYWAYS. . . Dis be Max. Congratulations. You've clicked on this profile. Which means that you've a) heard of us, b) randomly found us, c) decided to stalk this page, d) know one of us, or e) something entirely different that I'm not sure I want to know. Before I get even more off-topic, I'll just say that writing is a work in progress. We improve over time, so if our stories may not live up to your expectations first shot, well, be a little patient. I'd like to end this with a statement that I'm definitely not the best writer out there, and my true "author side" may not shine as much as you'd like, so bear with me/us, kay? Max (who still evidently needs to work on some things) [WORDS FROM KATIE] Well, first off, it's Kat. No clue who first came up with it but hey, the sky isn't blue and nobody know who first came up with THAT so yeah. Uhhh...imacucumberrotalinpeaeventhoughihavenoideawhatthatmeansandiamalsoasproutandaboutninetyfivepercentofyouwontkniwwhatthatevenmeanseither. Congratulations if you have any idea what the above sentence even meant. Or said for that matter. CATS DON'T BARK AND I LIKE PASTA (goodbye, in other words) I don't even know. Kat Hey guys, thanks for leaving me to the end, best til last and all that jazz...:D |