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Joined 09-08-07, id: 1372146, Profile Updated: 08-03-08
Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, Twilight, Fairy Tales, and Naruto.

Hi. This is me R-B-W. i like to go to the libary, read books, watch movies and have FUN! good life. mabey... here are some stuff about me...

Books

Cronicles Of Ancient Darkness- good seires. must read.

twilight, new moon,eclipce- NEVER LET IT DOWN!

harry potter- okay??

dragonology-pretty good!

fairyopolis-wow!

MUCH MORE! go to barnes and noble sometime this week...

Movies

Dragon haert

love dont coast a thing

bullet proof monk

harry potter...

copy paste things

a friend would help you up if you fell into a lake, a best friend would help you up just to push you in agian.

if you have ever ran into a window C&P this into your profile

a friend would bail you out of jail a best friend would be by your side saying "We fucked up but it was totally AWSOME!"

a friend would help you regan strength when he lets you go, a best friend would prank call him and say "seven days..."

if you love the idea that edward and bella are together C&P this into your profile

if you love them together but envy bella every moment C&P this in your profile

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I hate that I love by emk2617 reviews
This begins 5 years after Sasuke leaves Konoha. These are like two different diary accounts of what is happening…one diary is called "Cherry Blossom has bloomed" that is Sakura's diary. The other diary is called "Avenge what?" which is Sasuke's diary…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,247 - Reviews: 3863 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Black Oblivion by El Reino reviews
The flock turned against Maximum Ride for good. Six years later, she is deadly mean, and nothing you've ever seen before. Can she ever return to who she was? T for violence. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 42,263 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Death By Love by xox.Dynamite.xox reviews
Sakura just finished working in the hospital when she sees a wounded person close to death. Not knowing what to do, she brings him home.It's only when she reaches the warmth of her house is when she realizes who exactly she just brought home. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Don't You Remember Me? by ninchick01 reviews
Sakura leaves Konoha when she's 6 years old,her best friend Naruto, asks her to stay. She asks him one thing, to promise to remember her. He promises. 10 years later will he still remember her? Highschool fic. NaruSaku Chap.23 is up!Rated T 4 lang.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,260 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fang, Max
Hello, My Friend by dorkalicious reviews
DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dusk by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella was changed three years ago, and "joined" the Volturi. When she's sent to Forks, she finds not everything was how she thought it to be, and discovers a whole new way to life. But of course trouble won't wait for long.... AU. Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,357 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Dragon Riders? What! by 8RainbowBright8 reviews
This is Eragon with a twist! There is a girl Dragon Rider and Elf. More Chapters will be added soon!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
Whispered Voices by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Sometimes I hear voices. They welcome me home, nag at me, and sometimes they whisper things about my teammates that I really shouldn't be thinking about. I can't decide if they are a comfort, or a sign of insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara's One True Wish by Desi-Grasshopper reviews
All Gaara ever wanted since he was little, the only wish he made on a star, was to love and be loved. He never thought it could actually come true...Read to find out and REVIEW! MU! Warning OOCness with Toph! MANGA MASHUP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,471 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Gaara
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The gift of giving by x-jooles-x reviews
Naruto finally receives his first christmas gift and it's from his dream girl Sakura Haruno! Thing is, Sakura is slowly falling for him. What seemed a simple christmas present, turned out to be the one thing that both of them have been looking for!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,598 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Love Always Finds A Way by extraordinaire reviews
Sasuke has returned from The Sound to find that Sakura has turned into a beautiful Kunoichi that is over him. Sakura couldn't wait to get her revenge when Sasuke returned. The thing they didn't expect was to refall in love! SasuSaku and implied others!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,282 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shopping Break by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Alice takes Bella to the mall for a break from the wedding plans, but does she have her own plans? One-shot, something I came up with cause I'm bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninjas play sports, too! by starryskiesx reviews
Naruto finds himself playing Soccer by himself one afternoon. When Sakura joins him, what will happen? Sport, humor, romance...sounds like the perfect setting to Naruto. NaruSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A never ending dream by missCeilidh reviews
Songfic to Neverending Dream I don't own it. GaaSaku R&R, peoples! continuation: What happens when Gaara gets attached to a cirtain pink haired Kunochi? It seems that the Akatsuki are intrested too. And what's up with their newest member?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Dragons and Foxes by Ember Zephyr reviews
What if Kyuubi wasn't the only thing sealed in Naruto when he was born. Watch Naruto's path change with someone else to help, a dragon. voting inside for new storysadly being deleted
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Still Water by elevenhurricanes reviews
The sequel to The Perfect Stranger. 'I saw a helicopter above me, taking off, someone shouting, and then after a minute or two, silence. “FANG!” I shouted, hoping for an answer. Nothing.'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Being Nice is Fictional by Maximum Writers reviews
Three more members are here to help... or are they? Max and Fang are having problems, and one of them leaves. When they come back, will they like each other again, or will the new couple be Gabe and Neveah [OCs]? [FAX]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,281 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Nothing but Mammals by Sleepwalker418 reviews
Fang and Max are alone at Dr, Martinez's house one day. But what does Max catch Fang doing that can change everything? Faxness. Based on the song Bad Touch or as everyone else knows it: Ain't nothing but Mammals by Bloodhound Gang. ALTERNATE ENDING UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
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Note Passing In HighSchool reviews
this is a story about the flock passing notes in high school. Sometimes it's not exactly in the HighSchool though. hehe! Yeah, i think the title says the theme... So, R&R! This is hilarious, please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
Love On The Job reviews
Sakura Haruno, Trisha Uchiha, and Hope Yule are on a mission. to kill three boys. Gaara, Sasuke Uchiha, and NAruto Uzumaki. but will they fall in love while doing their job? PARINGS! sasuketrisha sakuragaara HopeNaruto. rated for safty!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008
Beat Me, Break Me,Dump Me, Love Me reviews
Summery inside!Rated T for language and other stuff. please read. I'm desperate! if i dont get some major reviews i am going to have to delete this wonderful story! so please please please read and review! Roast.Beef.Writer
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Power Witch Eclipse reviews
not good at sumeries. so please just read the story to see if you like it. thanks alot!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
The Prophecy reviews
A girl has sudenly apeared out of a bewilderd forest.Eragon,Saphira and Murtag face many dangers with the girl,Lorra. and she herself gets a big surprise when she finds a mysterous rock in the far part of a stream. it glows perfect emerald. what will hape
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007
The Girl In The Woods reviews
this is placed as a pre New Moon. so bella broke up with edward. edward is hunting and finds a girl dying. what happens to the girl? who is she? what will happen? R&R! second fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007
The Experiment reviews
we're not gonna tell you anything. Read to find out. we suck at summaries. and DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! rated for saftey lang.ch 10 uptaded. What does Taggy mean?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007
The Girl Dragon Rider reviews
not good at summeries. so read and see if you like. first fan fic on eragon.rated 4 saftey. the other genre, cause i didnt have enough, are friendship, humor, and suspense. if you wanted to know.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
FAXNESS! OR LUNWING? reviews
THIS IS SOMETHING I MADE UP SO REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE AND ILL WRITE MORE.:
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007
Captured by The School, Agian reviews
max and fang are home alone but then fang and max get in a mini battle and are captured by the school agian ,that explains the title, who captured them? why? read and find out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007
Winged And Dangerous reviews
This is the story of expirements from the school. Abandoned after creation,they search for answers. Fly with them as they find more than they barganed 4. PLease read and please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007