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Joined 09-02-07, id: 1367391, Profile Updated: 01-06-13

Sex: F
Height: Who cares?
Age: Too old for this s@#$
Favorite movies: Stranger than Fiction, Little Miss Sunshine, Magnolia, Pleasantville, Everything is Illuminated
Favorite books: Me talk pretty one day by David Sedaris, Wicked by Gregory Maguire, Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs


"Well, like a lot of other dictators, there is one man's opinion I value above all others. Mine. And folks, I have a lot of opinions. I'm like Lucy trying to keep up with the candy at the chocolate factory. I can barely put them in my mouth fast enough."Steven Colbert from I am America (and so can you)

"Masterbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who, before anything has reared its ugly head, have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of ther fantasies." "Sex is the last refuge of the miserable." Quentin Crisp from The Naked Civil Servant

12-2-2007: So, it starts... My journey into fanfiction. Hopefully, I'll become a better writer from it. Right now, I am into Kingdom Hearts, but I don't really want to write these Nobodies as Nobodies. I like to try to pluck them out of their nonexistence and make them “exist” on earth with as close to real life events as possible (ok, so maybe they are exaggerated ;-p) because real life situations can be interesting enough. (Or I am totally off and I will bore you all). The whole Nobody thing kinda’ ticks me off, because if there was a novel that was written in Kingdom Heart style, people would not buy it… too many stupid inconsistencies in the plot. I like the characters though, so I’ll just do my thing for now.

1-4-2013: Hunger Games angers me more than I should let it and it has lead to an obsession with no end. I am writing a parody/fanfiction. Hilarity will not ensue.


=OLD STUFF that has nothing to do with Hunger Games.

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Protecting Me by Onemoreparadise reviews
A potion gone wrong causes Roxas to age back to his toddler years. This leaves Axel to look after his three year old best friend who is introducing the concept of feeling and love to the Organization members! Including Axel! AkuRoku. Zemyx. Marxene
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,890 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Axel, Roxas
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Ice Cream Truck by kitfallen reviews
Axel hears the siren’s call of childhood, because who can resist the tinkling song of the ice cream truck? [AkuRoku][kid!Axel and kid!Roxas][oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Marigold by Falaphesian reviews
He never knew what not to do. But he always got it right. Up until The Lightning, The House, and The Kid all came crashing down. Now he just can't stop doing it wrong. Axel x Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,925 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter reviews
What happens when the peaceful and subdued world of Twilight Town is visited by a renowned traveling circus? AxelRoxas and possible sidepairings but...I'll leave you guessing on those for a while YAOI, M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 140,318 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gravity by redwing55 reviews
When Sora's parents sign him up for a summer climbing camp, he's less than enthusiastic. But with some interesting new friends, and a handsome, infuritating boy to deal with, this week could be more interesting than he thought...SoraRiku, AxelRoxas, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Aftershave by Pink Apples reviews
Watching Axel shave proves to be quite an experience for poor, lovesick Roxas [AxelRoxas][oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete