Author has written 4 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Fanfiction Poetry, Marching Band, and Wrestling.
Everything you do is an extension of who you are.
Who you are is not as important as who you are becoming.
Now that we've established that, a little bit about me and my writing...First off, I'm a shameless self-promoter (if you look around you might find out how...). Secondly, I'm a musician at heart, so all my work shows an obssessive sense of form and/or rhythm. I also think alot, so you might be struck by a devious combination of philosophy and humor (but aren't they the same thing?) Either way, that's that, so just read, review, dance, whatever. Later. 11/16/02
Ok, it's later, and I decided to add to this profile, cuz i have nothing better to do (except maybe homework...). But anyway, I decided I'd take advantage of this time to complain about things that are bugging me. Namely the fact that I'm gonna hafta put "Foreign Governments" in another category (because the first two I've tried are getting axed). Also, I don't like how people aren't reviewing The Monkey Song. Thirdlily, don't you hate it when people put stories in categories where they don't belong? 9/20
Nobody knows why I dated the last entry in November...in more or less related news, I made the unanimous decision that I'm no longer giving any signed reviews. There. You can't stop me. Ok. That's all. Wait, no. Also, I'm highly recommending "My Uncle Jobim"...I laugh just thinking about that story...hehe, atomic noodles..literally, I'm laughing as I'm writing this insignificant addition to my "bio". Ok that's really all.
9/23
Wow, I like updating this thing too much...
10/15
I've been listening to too much of the Who's Tommy...if I write a rock opera soon (likew/in the next 5 years), don't be surprised.
Aside from that, due to popular request (at least 2 people have bugged me about this) I'm considering actually posting the metaphor to the Monkey Song...so if you havent guessed yet, better hurry, your chances are running low.
10/24/2
I finally realized why I'm on ff.net in the first place: it's mostly because I crack myself up and see no reason not to share my warped ideas w/ the rest of mankind (at least the Anglicized and wired portion thereof).
Looks like they finally axed both incarnations of "Foreign Governments"...and all because i (lower case) had to be stupid and rate it NC-17. Anyway, if I ever do bring it back, it'll have something new, like a chapter, so that it'll be worth reading&stuff. Anyway, yeah, read the Monkey Song.