IchWafflenGern
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Joined 07-09-14, id: 5882994, Profile Updated: 02-25-16
Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tail.

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Wazzup! Welcome to my account, ImmaEatSomeWaffles, where if you are not pure awesome then you shall be disintegrated!
I'd like to state, for the record, that I'm years older and much more mellowed out.

Wanna know a little about me? YOU BETTER SAY YES!!!
Ok then, here it is:

Ok, I usually spend my free time enjoying the simple things in life such as plotting the downfall of the earth, writing (but never completing) fanfictions, Obsessing over Fairy Tail WAY more than I should, and getting hyped up and sugar which annoys EVERYONE. I love to let everyone know that I am the biggest idiot they will ever find, I am childish, dense, energetic, way too curious for my own good, and REALLY annoying to most people! I have less than 10 friends (total, not just best friends I really mean I only have like 6 friends! But I like it that way.) Did I mention I was annoying? I love to have conversations with myself, and write stories about really stupid things! Oh, and I'm pretty annoying!
I still do not complete fanfictions or stories in general, and I obsess over much more than Fairy Tail nowadays. Still very annoying, still consuming too much sugar, and still have an insatiable curiosity. I now have less than five friends, and still regularly have "conversations with myself".

My Favorites!

My favorite foods are slushies and ice cream, Not really, even back then I loved french fries, but I do have an ice cream addiction.
My favorite colors are pink, orange, red, and every color found in a sunrise! I'm actually rather partial to green and violet at the moment.
My favorite animes are Fairy Tail and... Lucky Star! (Yea, imma girl, deal with it!) Still like it, haven't gotten to see the newer episodes yet. I Stopped watching after to GMG's, I'm afraid.
My favorite pairings for Fairy Tail are: Gale, Gruvia, Nali (Don't hate me!), Lalu (Yea, I went there!), and Bixlu (haha, I TOTALLY went there!) Na, man. Still true.
My favorite type of story is the Fairy Tail high school kind, and then, ONLY THEN, do I love Loke and Lucy together.
My favorite gay pairings are FreedxLaxus and LucyxLisanna (If you don't like gay pairings I DON'T CARE! I actually know some bisexual people and their really nice!) I can't remember who this was but I know an asexual and aromantic, pansexual, lesbian, bisexual possibly, and plenty more.
My favorite song is beautiful by Christina Aguilera Who needs a favourite song? Besides, at the moment I really like Viva la Vida by Coldplay.
My favorite horror story is 13 hearts, sometimes called Raggedy Ann (Should I tell the story in a fanfiction?) Still best creepy story, so overdone but still scary.
My favorite other horror story is called Bloody Bones (should I tell this one?) Unexpected ending.
My favorite weather is cloudy, stormy, Grey, NO SUNLIGHT, that kind weather Still hate sun.
My favorite show that isn't an anime is 'river monsters', and I am now deathly afraid of all rivers, lakes and oceans! I already was before, but now... I refuse to go to south America or pretty much anywhere besides England. England and USA and Canada. THAT'S IT. Silly me didn't remember all of Europe. I'd go to Germany, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, most Germanic and Scandinavian countries now that I think of it.
My favorite books are 'Divergent', 'The Hunger Games', and 'The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod'. Hate the first two books. The third is still pretty good. One of my favourite books is actually Mistborn, but there's plenty of books I read.
My favorite animal is a squirrel! I LOVE SQUIRRELS! Love squirrels.

OK! Onto what I look like so you can picture me in your mind:

Brown hair, shoulder length, kept in a low ponytail
Dark Grey/Green eyes
Black shirt with denim shorts and black sneakers
AAAnd, I'm like 5'... 5?6? Something around there
Totally not telling my age but it is nearish to 14

I cut my hair, it's sort of stereotype anime dude hair. Meh, I tried. I found out I'm 5'6.

Really stupid fun facts!

-I can scream really, really, really loud when I'm fangirling over fanfictions I can. It freaks me out.
-If I get a wound that should make me die in a dream, my first thought isn't 'this is a dream', its 'I'M INVINCIBLE!' It's happened several times before...
-I like to sleep and hang out in my closet with all the lights turned off Unfortunately, that space is now occupied, but still true.
-I keep an atlas of the world in my closet just incase I feel like planning out the extinction of the human race I wonder where I put that...

I live my life by this saying:

"Acting Normal is Another Way of Saying Not Being Yourself"

I wrote it myself, and I stand by it forever

Yup.

Here's the reason why I say "HOLY TACOS!"

The Legend of the Holy Tacos (ImmaEatSomeWaffles)
No one really knows why people say 'Holy Tacos', except for me.

Once, there was a little girl who hated tacos. She couldn’t stand the smell, look, or taste of them. She always refused them at dinner time, even if it was at another person’s house. But one day, after she refused tacos again, she ran up into her room and pouted. She sighed, because she really hated tacos. But a bright light shone through her window, beckoning her to open it. She did, and in flew 3 tacos. They looked magical, beautiful, and wonderfully delicious. She heard a small voice, telling her to eat them. She took one bite, and instantly took another, and another, until they were all gone. They were the most wonderful tacos ever, and from then on, she always ate all her tacos. She loved them, because it was now her favorite food. All because of the Holy Tacos.

Now that you know the story, pass it on, so EVERYONE may share the Taco's Holiness!

Wasn't that the most AMAZING story ever?

I... Don't even know how this happened. Meh, whatever. Sounds cool. I don't actually say "Holy Tacos", though.

Bye all mai peeps! Cya later!
Screw this grammar. What even happened here?

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Where Darkness led to the right path by DarqueDeath4444 reviews
Bring ignored after Lisanna's return leads to Lucy learning about two Spirits who have been fighting each other due to a cruel past. Trapped in a cycle they cannot escape, they repeat everything over and over. Chosen by one of the spirits, Lucy must now team up with others chosen like her to help the spirits remember what they meant to each other and find the end they deserve.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,287 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Jellal F./Siegrain, Lucy H.] Cobra/Erik, Rogue C.
My Own Way by OuzoAthena11 reviews
Lisanna is back. And everything changes because Lucy goes on a mission by herself. No, she wasn't injured, everything went perfectly. In fact, so well she got a book that opened a bunch of new possibilities for her and her magic. She makes new firm friends along the way, and they all have their own troubled pasts.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,487 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Evergreen, Freed J.
The Lycans In The Wind by Spam5192 reviews
A Sonadow Fanfiction. What if you had been living a secret? A secret so deadly, it could cost you your friend's trust, loyalty, even their lives. Sonic has to make a choice, to stay and live the lie or leave. But events occur outside of his control that turn his world upside down, and leading to a fight for survival, not only for himself, but for everything he knows.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sonic, Tails, Shadow, Sonic the Werehog - Complete
Players Gonna Play by SecretBlackMagic reviews
Levy, the school's notorious bookworm, and Lucy, the school's notorious peacemaker, are in what they think happy relationships. But that quickly ends in a harsh heartbreak, sending them into the arms of Lucy's cousin Laxus and the Thunder God tribe. Can a certain doll maker and librarian make these two girls smile again?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,303 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Lucy H., Bickslow] [Levy M., Freed J.] - Complete
Stand By Your Side by WishToBeWizard reviews
What if after the GMG is over, Natsu didn't tell anyone about the future Rogue message to him? What if Lucy know about it and decide to tell Rogue after she know that Natsu intended to do nothing? And as always Lucy rent is due. But where are team Natsu? Why they don't go to a mission together with Lucy? Who's gonna accompany Lucy on a mission?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,611 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Lucy H., Rogue C.] Laxus D., Gajeel R. - Complete
Sorrow on wheels by Sonicgirl582 reviews
I don't want to put a summary for this one because i think it would ruin the surprise since there is a huge twist that happens to Sonic. This story is YAOI, so if you don't like don't read. If interested please read. ShadowxSonic or Sonadow. MY 1st STORY
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,090 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
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Natsu, FIGHT ME! reviews
(Revised version). Lucy has been feeling more irritated, quick to anger. She thinks Natsu is rubbing off on her, and naturally, decides the best course of action was to fight him. Her first unnecessary brawl! A bit of language, nothing too bad.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
NATSU FIGHT ME! reviews
Lucy notices Natsu is rubbing off on her, and this is what she does. ONE-SHOT (Revised version available).
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete