![]() Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, and Soul Eater. I love Warriors, Seekers, and animals!!!! I wanna be FBI agent when i get older!!!! YAY!!!! FBI AGENTS!!! BTW: I have another account because I lost this one's password for a little while. It's under the name of AlphaFemale101!! Go check it out pleaaseeeeeee lol ;P Thanks Y'all!! Girl Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book Guy: But I don't know your name Girl: That's in the phone book too Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine? Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now. Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! Courtesy of maddogjean1!!! |
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