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The Experiment by SC Mom reviews
D.I.L.F. Contest Entry: Alice and Bella are best friends. Jasper is Alice's hot dad who Bella has been lusting over since high school. Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice thinks it's time for a little experiment. Rated M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,521 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
carlisle cullen: my future father in law by Befham reviews
Bella has a taste of what passion is like with somebody she thought to be a stranger. It's funny how the things you dream for come true in the sickest of ways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 8/14/2010 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Tryst by GreenPuma reviews
My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor, a husband, and a father. My family—my wife and children—are my world. They inspire me to be the best man I can be. Like all men, I have failings—weaknesses that torment me. For me, it's sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by PowerfulCanary reviews
Emmett comes over to give her what she deserves. A little bit of bondage, a little bit of human / vamp action.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Awaken: Ignite the Flame by Phoenix2312 reviews
Katniss is planning to die in the arena to save Peeta, so she decides to make the most of her time left. Wanting to know what it's like to give herself to someone she asks Haymitch to take her. Problem is, once she's indulged in this kind of pleasure she can't get enough. Hayniss/Aberdeen (part 1 of 3 in the Awaken series) Rated M for smut!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Katniss E., Haymitch A.] - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Drunken Adventures: The Caroline Edition by hazelheart93 reviews
After a phone call with her best friend, Caroline decides to help her out. A quick drive to California ends in an interesting night between Caroline, Elena and Klaus with a twist at the very end. CarolinexElenaxKlaus SMUT [Set after DA4:College Life, Ch3.]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Horny Bella by Laaza reviews
Bella is horny and finds Charlie in a compromising situation! What's a girl to do? INCEST/Charlie x Bella/Don't like! Don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Charlie S., Bella
Sexin the Prompt by extremediva19 reviews
I'm working on some one-shots for a prompt table. There's 50 in the table, let's see how many I get done. Most will be Vampire Diaries, Jeremy/Tyler or Stefan/Jeremy/Damon. But I might throw in some Spn, wincest. And maybe some Heroes, Peter/Sylar.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,599 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Jeremy G., Tyler L.
The Desires Of The Dark Side by darktwistedfantasy reviews
Set just after Alaric pushes Elena into the lockers and makes the desision whether to kill her or not. He does make a choice, but not one she was expecting. SMUT.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Elena G., Alaric S. - Complete
The Dark Whisper Continued by In Treatment for OCD reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Big E by MsEerieChastain reviews
Frustrated at being denied by Edward one too many times, Bella decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Find out what happens when Emmett drops in to dispense advice and offers a helping hand. One-Shot. AU / Mature, over 18 only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Permanent Press by Spring Squeezing Contest reviews
Trying to clean away her pain, Esme finds something she wasn't looking for at the local laundromat. Maybe the answer wasn't clean all along, but dirty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
I Love My Mommy by vaughnrock reviews
Edward and his mother Esme, are quite close, maybe even closer than a mother should be with her son, Edwards going to collage and is going to be without her for a bit, whats going to happen? read and see. might be a multi chapped story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,874 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Carlisle by maarit reviews
AH. Rated M for a reason! Carlisle/Bella. CPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Tell Me What You Want by BriceVictoria reviews
Carlisle has always felt something about Alice and Jasper. Carlisle comes home and is alone with Jasper and Alice. Alice and Edward's powers are swapped, too. Carlisle/Jasper/Alice, Jasper/Carlisle, & Oc/! Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
A Mother's Comfort by TwiSlashFF reviews
Edward's adopted mother comforts him after she learns he's nervous about starting at a new school. Mommy!kink. 18 and over only, please. Submission for the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Bella's honeymoon preparations by musicalfan reviews
On a night where Bella, Jasper and Emmet are alone at home, Emmet and Jasper decide that Bella needs some preparations for her honeymoon night. Rated M for lemons. Bella is human, Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Accidental Voyeur by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
Leah sees far more than she expected while joining Jacob and Edward on a hunting excursion. Jakeward wolf Lemon warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Elevation by VixenOnFire reviews
Lemon Drizzle October author of the month for Jasper's Naughty Girls weekly prompt. Welcome Doctor Cullen to the mile high club. Rated M for mature content. AH O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Sultry Southern Summertime by Kimmydonn reviews
Edward spends the summer with his cousin and gets to know the abandoned Mrs. Cullen better than he could have ever expected. Entry for Two for the Price of One and Twin's Pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Esme
Home Early by AgentSwan reviews
OS Char and Bella come home early from shopping. See what they find. Slash/Femslash/ foursome/threesome. Lemons/Language NOT for anyone easily offended
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Doll by eDWards.headboard reviews
This is the story of how Alice helped strengthen Jasper's self discipline, with some unique self control training, before they joined the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Game Plan by 4CullensandaBlack reviews
It all started with a game but is she willing to do what it takes to win! *First Lemon*; This is my first published fic so please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Rosalie, Charlie S. - Complete
Rose's Revenge by magikedforyou reviews
Rose decides to have some fun with a sleeping girl. Warning: could be considered rape, if it makes you uncomfortable than please don't read it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Let Me In by Isis Darkness Lover reviews
Something happens to make Edwards inner monster come out, good Edward is locked away & forced to watch as his inner monster is in control. He has to watch as the monster becomes sadistic, blood thirsty & watch as he's after Renesmee. Lemons in the future!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Wild Animals by angel eyes1 uk reviews
Playing a game of one-upmanship with Paul, Emmett stumbles across the wrong wolf...Leah. Here be feisty lemons, non-canon pairings, and CHEATING—be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Emmett, Leah - Complete
That's what you get for speeding by Emmett'sGoldenAngel reviews
Officer McCarty was a reasonable man but when it came to punishments, he knew just what to do;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Lunchtime Lemons by sadtomato reviews
A series of lemons... smutshots... PWP... whatever you want to call them. Various pairings, always rated M, never chock full of plot, posted around lunchtime if you're in EST... I guess they're Anytime Lemons for the rest of you .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
My Girl by sambeam reviews
Alice and Edward try something new, with excellent results. OOC/AU. E/A. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Alice, Edward
Sweet Dreams by ColdLemonade reviews
Alice has a dream that gets her a little worked up...Alice/Jasper smut. ***WARNING! Adult content! LEMON from start to finish!*** A/J AU AH M Lemon, Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Faster by snowbabygurl reviews
one-shot about Emmett wanting something and going after it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Sweltering by Kimmydonn reviews
Angela and Bella escape the swelting heat, but find something even hotter. Entry for PTB's Hot Summer Nights Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Angela, Bella
Empathy by Kimmydonn reviews
Edward comes to understand how his daughter can get so much satisfaction out of his and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward - Complete
Didn't Happen by Kimmydonn reviews
Jake's first sexual experience is that last thing he expected. Entry for the Alternate Shippers challenge: www. fanfiction. net/u/2333273/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Alice Says by Kimmydonn reviews
Alice reminds Charlie of the man he is by playing a game where she makes all the rules. Rule #1 Do what Alice Says. Written for the Under Her Thumb Challenge: fanfiction . net/u/2330327/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Charlie S., Alice - Complete
The Seduction of Bella Swan by MPRockstar16 reviews
What happens when Jasper stays behind with Bella to help calm her wedding day nerves while the rest of the boys leave to go out for Edwards's Bachelor party? Smutty goodness One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Night Time at the Cullen House by MsXYZ reviews
What happens when Edward sits alone at night whilst his family have 'fun' just meters away. Carlisle/Esme, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Edward/Alice, Edward/Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alice, Edward
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
No More Waiting by AutumnSong reviews
*Fornicatin' Father's Day Entry* Family fun,Chocolate Cake & Blowjobs,OH MY! Lit. Col. Dr. Cullen comes home to Bella & son after two long tours. When little eyes aren't looking Mommy & Daddy get naughty, in and out of the house.AH/Non-Cannon/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Testing Loyalties by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
When you know their secret, they will test your loyalties. They will push your limits and they will make you one of them. But answer wrong and you won't make it through the end of the night. Bella/Edward, Bella/Emmett & Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Play Dirty by love of escapism reviews
My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,135 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fire and Ice by Death'sAngel18 reviews
Unrelated one shots of Stefan/Damon. Incest. Slash. Vampire sex, all the good stuff. Don't read it if you don't like it!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,656 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S.
Sex on Wheels by SweetDulcinea reviews
Tumblr picture prompt from TwiSherry - She's a hot rollerskating waitress with legs to die for, he's a flirtatious police officer who can't get enough of her milkshake. The rest is pretty much what the title sounds like.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Afternoon Need by mfoxears reviews
The Cullen family are all married to each other. This is the story of Alice and Carlisle who meet up an afternoon to satisfy their needs. Please read A/N in the beginning of story. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [Carlisle, Alice] - Complete
changing room by EnglishRebelRose reviews
Emmett and Rosalie have a little fun in the changing rooms. Pure smut...rated M for a reason. please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Keep The Clothes Safe by BarnumOnTheBrain reviews
Carlisle and Esme try on their clothes for Bella and Edward's wedding, and think the other looks pretty darn good. Rated M for lemons. Oneshot. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Esme's memories: a honeymoon daydream by TantalizingTwilightFan reviews
Esme's accounts on life with Carlisle and her struggle in her acceptance of her past. One shot. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
An affaire to remember by Miss Pink 001 reviews
Rosalie is getting bored with Emmet, she is loosing interest. She needs something more, so she starts flirting and then having an affaire with Carlisle. Will the other members of the Cullen family find out? How would Emmet and Eseme react? Lemons. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Carlisle, Rosalie
Moving Forward by Tilly Whitlock reviews
When the rest of the Cullen Family has been killed, how do Jasper, Emmett, and Bella survive. Oneshot written for some reason that I don't remember. Slash between Em and Jas. And a Threesome. MA for good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Cocky Girlfriend by sadtomato reviews
Edward shares a sexy fantasy with new girlfriend Rose, and then worries that he's scared her away. Will she shut him down or surprise him with her enthusiasm? AH, lemony. Prompt: Roseward. Pegging. Red corset. Necktie. Boston Cream PIe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
If you won't he will by bad-news-gabbi reviews
Edward leaves bella hot and horny, but instead of crying about it she looks for something to do. turns out relief is right around the corner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Punishment by EnglishRebelRose reviews
Carlisle punishes Rosalie. A punishment that leads to naughtiness. Rated M for pure smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Carlisle, Rosalie - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jasper by ColdLemonade reviews
Everything tastes better with a little bit of Jasper on it. Alice/Jasper smut. ***Warning: This is a very explicit lemon! Adult content!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sex On Fire by ColdLemonade reviews
It's getting hot. Really hot. Alice/Jasper smut. AH M ***Warning! This is a lemon! Adult Content!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Mated Forever outtake by emosniperwolf reviews
this is the part from Chap. 16 where Emmett has to get something reattached and Rosalie helps. Esme and Carlisle join and it turns into a foursome. LEMONS hope you like. If you don't tell me and i will delete this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Midnight Swim by TheRestfulHour reviews
Bella Goes For A Little Swim And Someone Happens To Be There. I'm Not Good With Summaries. J/B. Rated M For The Fact That This Is A Lemon. You Dont Like, Dont Read. J/B Jasper/Bella, if you didn't already know that.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Esme by kalanthia reviews
Die Kinder sind aus dem Haus - Esme und Carlisle verbringen eine gemeinsame Nacht im Garten, in der Badewanne und im Bett...
Twilight - Rated: M - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Help from Daddy by candicedora reviews
Renesmee is in need of help so Edward decides to give her more than a hand.R/E lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Cocktail Hour by kalanthia reviews
Esme freut sich auf einen stilvollen Ballabend, der sich zuerst in eine Ehekrise verwandelt, und dann mit heißem Versöhnungssex endet.
Twilight - Rated: M - German - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
New Levels by LadyofDurin reviews
This is the promised lemon from Dinner, for you who didn't read the story it sometimes won't make sense so maybe you should read that first. B/C/A/E/J.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Little Miss Naughty by FionaRhiannon reviews
Its christmas time, and somebody will be on Santa's Naughty list All human. Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Dinner by LadyofDurin reviews
Bella is over at the Cullens where she enjoyed a nice dinner with Carlisle and Edward, during cleaning one thing lets to another, pairing Bella/Carlisle/Edward, don't like then don't read...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,956 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
With or Without by MyTwiDreams reviews
Alice is unhappy in love with her roommate Bella and seeks distraction in a chatroom. /Femslash/AH - Don't like it. Don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Over The Edge by twistedbytwilight reviews
Alice and Rosalie get a little crazy and a lot bitchy on the road home home from shopping. Alice/Rosalie, not quite canon, lol. Pure femslash PWP. Entry in the Inthecloset contest in the summer of 2010.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Jasper and the Ghost! by Mxpi1970 reviews
Jasper and Alice have spent a kinky afternoon but just as he's starts feeling horny again he feels a horny presence in the room and assumes it's Alice feeling horny too but...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Lesbian Lovers by BeMyBumChum reviews
I think there will be a smut or two. SMUT EVERYWHERE! PREPARE FOR FOUL LANGUAGE AND MAJOR FOREPLAY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Carlisle pretends to be Edward by Mxpi1970 reviews
Carlisle goes to check up on Bella after Edward leaves her and hear an unusual conversation while she is sleeping!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Preparation by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Bella is nervous about her first time with Edward, so Carlisle helps her to relax. LEMONS! Bella/Carlisle. One-shot, no sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Games by TheRestfulHour reviews
Bella Develops a Crush on Emmett and comes to a situation where she cant hide anymore. Edward and the rest go to visit a freindly coven of theres, and a certain someone's left behind. I suck at summaries! one-shot. Em/B. R&R. hope ya like ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Horny Adventures Of The Volturi by Mxpi1970 reviews
The private diaries of horny young Alec stuck as a 14 year old forever but having the lustful feelings of a man...course he doesn't know any better than his sister, Jane or the hot stuf Felix...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Alec, Jane
Show Me Yours by TwiBoy reviews
Edward and Jasper decide to spice up their sex life with a little online fun, but you never really know who's watching...A collab with Yogagal, this was our entry for the In The Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Searching the Unknown by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
"Entry for the Teach Me the Nasty contest" Collab with Shirley007 - Two vampires abandoned by their mates and a cheer captain; what happens when a bet is made about this new girl? JasperxBellaxEmmett Rated M for adult content/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by PoisonAngelMuse reviews
What can a boring Tuesday night hold for Bella? Threesome and some femaslah ! A Hot fic Not a romantic story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bite the Big Apple by ReasonandRhyme reviews
Esme's day started out so well, but after a sidewalk tumble lands her in the arms of a stranger, she quickly learns that anything can happen in New York City. Mature, ExE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Felix and Sarah go to the cinema! by Mxpi1970 reviews
Sarah is a about to marry Marcus and she's fed up and wants to get out for awhile. She and Felix decide to go to the Cinema...but don't get to see much of the movie...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Felix, Sarah - Complete
Going into Shock by Lori94 reviews
Threesomes E/B/J and A/Em/R. Lemons galore. No real plot. Threeshot... Did I mention the Lemony goodness? The Shocking series is finished! COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Aro's memories of Edward's lustful thoughts by Mxpi1970 reviews
Aro was thinking about a particular thought Edward had while watching her masturbate in her sleep and saying his name
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Aro, Edward - Complete
A Weekend Away with Carlisle by ftwmomof3 reviews
On a wknd away with the Coven Leader Carlisle, Bella is introduced to the Cullen way of living. She will be taught lessons on following his example and his commands. Mature themes, Lemons C/B only teacher but E/B in love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,521 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
The Deal of a Lifetime by MyHiddenThoughts reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash 2.0. Edward has his heart set on the Mustang at the used car lot but just what kind of deal is the salesman looking to make? AU,AH ExJ, ExC - Slash - Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
C'mon, Mama Bear by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
Esme and Emmett are both suffering while their spouses' attentions are elsewhere during Breaking Dawn. Escaping the house to hunt, they confide in each other, and give each other the physical connection they both desire. Nominated for Sunflower Award!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Esme, Emmett - Complete
Dr FeelGood by OperaGurl04 reviews
Bella has known Dr. Cullen since she was a child and has wanted him just as long. Now that she's legal, will she get what she's always wanted? AU/AH Bella/Carlisle - LEMON One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Tongue Porn Chronicles by MissAnnBlack reviews
WARNING: MA . SEXUAL CONTENT! Take a journey to the center Tongue Porn Island, a place where all your fantasies will become a reality. The wolf pack is waiting for you!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,268 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Forbidden Love by MissAnnBlack reviews
What happens when Leah starts to have feelings for Carisle? Rated M for language and a few lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Carlisle, Leah - Complete
One ShotLemon Leah & Emmett by tisatenn2005 reviews
In my story Fire & Ice I paired up Leah & Emmett this is their steamy scene from the woods..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Emmett, Leah - Complete
Suck It Up by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
When a girl fantasize by twilightfreakinglover2 reviews
Well first if you don't like the idea of Renesmee and Edward being sexually involved do not read this. Renesmee feels jealous of her mother. A dream,and than...we will see...if you review and think i should finish the story let me know and i will...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Stranger of the Night by perfect deceiver reviews
Returning to the library alone at night, Bella encounters a dark mysterious stranger. Who holds her captive, as he claims her to be his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Goddess in my Bathroom by angel eyes1 uk reviews
I was so proud of my entry for the PTB Smut University Girl-on-Girl writing exercise that I thought I'd go public. Bella walks in on Rosalie taking a shower. Femslash, sexual content, Bella/Rosalie, AH, One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Before Bella by LolaWorld reviews
This is a short story involving Rosalie, Carlisle, Emmett and Edward. Rosalie gets in big trouble with Carlisle. After, Emmett and Edward get together and help Rosalie forget all about it in their very personal, special way. I do not own any Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Carlisle, Rosalie, Edward, Emmett - Complete
An unexpected new beginning by Mo-Jansen reviews
Charlie Swan gets the surprise of a lifetime when his daughter calls him one morning and asks him if she can move back in. Little does he know that this is just the start of a day full of unexpected events. CharlieXEsme and ExB/JxA/EmxR. Try it :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,851 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Charlie S., Esme
A Feast for the Senses by arohalee reviews
Reverted back to a o/s for the time being, my apologies but I just don't have the time for a multi chap FF. Maybe one day folks! Will push out a few smutty o/s to compensate. Dirty, adult things within! Consider yourself warned kids.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You're Mine by arohalee reviews
"I'll do more than show you, Isabella. I've waited a long time to make you mine and make no mistake, you are mine" I growl at her. Rated M for some language and adult content, you've been warned! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Beg for More by StupidLeeches reviews
A snow storm strikes Forks and leaves an annoyed Charlie trapped with Rosalie. Entry for the Alternate Shippers Challenge. Rated M for lemons. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Charlie S., Rosalie - Complete
The Wrong Cullen by Gemgem020507 reviews
Bella decides it is time to finally make her move on Edward and take their friendship to the next level. When his reaction isn't exactly what she expected, Bella finds comfort in the last place she imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Lust by i.love.twilight008 reviews
Lemon! What happens when Bella is left alone in the Cullen mansion with Emmett? BxE BxEm RxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Ranch Hand by fiberkitty reviews
When Bella hires vet tech Emmett to help out on the ranch she co-owns with Jasper, Emmett spends more time checking out the cowboy than the livestock. Winning entry in the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Contest. Emmett/Jasper slash. AH tequila citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Virtual Husband by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Lonely at home, Esme finds a virtual substitute for Carlisle. But what happens when he finds out? AH, rated M for language and lemon. Written for the FFAA Ficawesome Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch: An Alternate Ending by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. This DOES contain sexual content/smut!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
HotShot by The Bakery of Debauchery reviews
Seth discovers that sometimes frat houses aren't the best place on campus to have fun. Threesome, Jacob/Alice/Seth, All-Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Alice, Jacob - Complete
The Temp by jbeezysoeasy reviews
A little after hours fun at Cullen Pharmaceuticals... *Lemons!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Surprising Events by xoxocullenluverxoxo reviews
Edward goes out leaving Bella with Emmett and Jasper. She needs comfort and guess whos there to give it! r&r
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Wolf in Cop's Clothing by BellaFlan reviews
An unexpected imprint has Leah Clearwater bum over tea kettle in heat for one Charlie Swan, the original DILF. Rated M for an extended lemon and crude humor involving euphemisms. Collab with the fabulous Restlessxpen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Charlie S., Leah - Complete
Birthday Wishes and Basement Furniture by Lolarosa reviews
“Bella, Alice, if you could come with me. There is one last birthday present that I would like to give you." Carlisle shows the girls his basement furniture. My submission for the Forbidden Lemons contest. AH BxCxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Yours,Forever by HotTopicToni reviews
AliceXBella FLemslash, what happens when alice spys on sleeping bella? WARNING: Sexual content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Sweet and Forbidden by Hella89 reviews
Esme was sitting at home bored and with nothing to do when suddenly Edward stormed in and darted to his room,tormented by his sexual desire and frustration.Esme goes to comfort him.What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Esme
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
What to Do? by garnetmystery reviews
Bella is bored at home when all of a sudden an unexpected visitor drops in. FEMSLASH! Esme/Bella Don't like don't read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Aftershocks by Angel's blue eyed girl reviews
This takes place during the epi "Bloodlines" It is my take on what could have happened on Damon and Elena's road trip. **Smut Warning**
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,415 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Alice AUA Anders by Jemima84 reviews
ONE-SHOT - Lemon - Almett - Alice stößt sich den Kopf, Emmett ist auch da, und bei einer privaten Modenschau in Alice s Zimmer kommt eins zum anderen...
Twilight - Rated: M - German - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Alice, Emmett
Charlotte's Approach by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
WINNER Judges pick for "The Forgotten Femmes" O/S contest --- A frustrating day, a hunting trip and stupid men are going to make a dom. Charlotte appears. Can they handle her? Will she handle their dom. sides? Char/Jasper/Peter *Rated M for lang/lemon*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Charlotte, Jasper - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Buff the Banana by touttoi reviews
The wedding is nearing and Edward is loosening the physical boundaries of their relationship. It’s good, but it leaves Bella frustrated and wondering if Edward ever... Buffs the Banana. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Fantasy by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Roommates Emmett, Jasper and Alice learn that sometimes reality is better than fantasy. Judge's choice in the PIC's Two's Company, Three's a Party Polyamorous Contest! Em/J/A AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Carlisle likes it rough by Mikijpele reviews
Esme doesn't sleep with Carlisle and he comes to Bella....against her will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Wicked Game by MyEdiction reviews
Carlisle is willing to do whatever it takes to get Bella, the stepdaughter of gold digging Esme. Even if that means marriage. There will be lemons. Completely OOC AH Written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,527 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man: The New Testament by LaViePastiche reviews
This is a place to house my FFFA out-take, mostly. I don’t know if there will be other SoaPM out-takes, but if there are, they will be found here! AH Edward/Bella/Jasper. M for very mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/15/2010
Slash Diaries by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
A collection of SLASH o/s's. Each Chapter will be different in theme adn pairing. My twisted little mind is lik a box of chocolates... You NEVER know what you will get. Rated M for mature acts and language. AGAIN, THIS IS MALE/MALE OR FEMALE/FEMALE SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jasper, Emmett
Sexual tension by ILoveEddieCullen reviews
Edward is affraid to loose control with Bella, and everybody can sense it. Personally its driving Jasper insane, so Carlisle does the best thing for his family. OCC! Lemony goodness. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Togetherget by kaiistar reviews
Jasper and Jacob and Edward are a close knit pack and couple. Here is their sexcapades! Was just a oneshot at one time. Now turned into a multi-chapter. Requests for scenes... Just let me know! J/J/E SMUT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Chicks Dig Scars by Grrlnorth reviews
Jasper's ashamed of his body, and Bella shows him - in great detail - why there's no reason he should be. One-shot, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Pigs Fly by BellaFlan reviews
Crack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Birthday Pixie by Hopes-light reviews
Lemon - Rated R18 - its alice's birthday and its her party she can cry if she wants to... but how can Charlie help? sucky summary i know but check it out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
The Unexpected Attraction by tragicromance reviews
Jasper and Bella find themselves alone in the Cullen house one night... Edward is away and Alice has recently PASSED away *lemony* More chapters to come, probably.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Getting rid of frustration by Lovegrove reviews
Bella is sexually frustrated with her husband. After the family going for a hunting trip, she founds herself alone with Emmett. That's just going to be interesting. Review please. Rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bella's Cuntry Pie by Round Mound of a Beehound reviews
Round Mound Contest Entry. Rated M. Bella is tired of the constant games from Edward. Will the dirty Cullen boys have what she needs? BxJxCxEm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Night World Coffee: A Twlight Story by calhale reviews
Nessie is in college and gets a job at a coffee shop. After a summer away from the shop, she comes back to alot of surprises and discovers some interesting things about herself, Yaoi Yuri rated M for a reason. RenesmeexOC JacobxEmmett OCxOC Hilarious Smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Alice saw them coming by Taloolah P reviews
What do vampires do when it's stormy outside? They keep each other entertained of course! O/S E x E x J with some B x A x R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
That Man of Mine by Round Mound of a Beehound reviews
Bella is missing her man while he’s on an extended hunting trip. She returns home from work to find that he’s taking care of her from afar…Written for the Round Mound Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
ANYTIME by addictedtotwilight79 reviews
One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest presented by Kikiwhore. Esme's birthday is coming up, and her present leads to a night she never expected. LEMON ExCxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Phallic Vegetables Are Never Enough by ultracat75 reviews
Carlisle's been one busy mo-fo since becoming chief of surgery, leaving Esme at home singin’ the lonely housewife blues. Can a new feisty BFF help Esme get her sexy groove back? One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. AH/OOC canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Bewitched by Lilly Monroe reviews
I knew right then that this night couldn’t end without tasting every inch of that woman. I didn’t care if it was wrong. If I only had this one night, I was going to make the most of it. Halloween/Lemony goodness. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
The Protector by tragicromance reviews
Set roughly in around Eclipse I think. Edward is away and Bella gets lonely. She also gets a surprise visitor in the middle of the night... More chapters to come
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Double the Fun by Darkira reviews
Esme has been happily married to Carlisle for all her adult life. When she becomes restless she explores her feelings with her husband's blessing. Two gorgeous younger men come along. Double the fun? AU/AH/Rated M for adult themes/Esme&Jasper&Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Esme - Complete
Would You Like a Snack? by MustangWill reviews
When the children are away, the parents will play. Carlisle and Esme one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Forgive Me, Father by fiberkitty reviews
After Jasper slips up again, Carlisle decides that Jasper and Alice must leave. Jasper learns that when he offers to do anything to earn Carlisle's forgiveness, he'd best mean anything. Slash and femslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
In The Garden by Fabrizzles reviews
One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest presented by Kikiwhore. Carlisle comes home early to find Esme working in her graden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Ravaged by Whiteline reviews
Bella is frustrated doing homework oneday when Rosalie pops in to lend a helping hand... Femslash. Threesome. My first Smut fic. WARNING, Graphic Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Daddy Knows Best by Green P reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper need a little help, so turn to Carlisle. After all Daddy Knows Best. Smut for the sake of Smut. E/B, Em/R, J/A, C/B, C/R, C/A, C/Es
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Carlisle
Bella The Vampire Slut! by CelticInTheAU reviews
What happens when the annual Cullen Halloween party takes different turn? Written for "Things That Go Bump in the Night" Halloween contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
My Amazing Sex by MrsBrookeCullen reviews
title says all! CxB! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Seduction by Stephycats7785 reviews
Emmet decides to seduce Alice after learning about a betrayal by his brother. Alice is not as easy to seduce as he thought. Why all of a sudden does he think what he feels could be more than just revenge on his brother? For AliceAtHeart's contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
I'm Good at Being Bad by InnocentlyNik reviews
What do you get when you add a sexually frustrated trophy wife and two hot pool boys together? You get my entry for Kikiwhore's Esme's Erotic Ecstasy contest! AH/OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Esme - Complete
Safe hands by Gemgem020507 reviews
Entry for the Back2Skool UNFmett contest. Lifeguard Emmett in all of his lemony goodness. UNF!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Lifeguard by Jmaxlemon reviews
Edward, Bella, and Emmett have a steamy summer evening. LEMONS ALERTxxx AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
When Mom's Away Leah Will Play by DirtyVamp reviews
What happens when sue takes her grandson out for a walk leaving Leah alone with her stepdad? Leah/Charlie OOC. Don't read if you don't like Non Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Charlie S., Leah - Complete
Who wants fun? by ILU46 reviews
Jasper and Alice find Emmett and Esme up to no good but stay and watch,,,, M for Lemons ; EsmexJasper EmmettxAlice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Esme, Emmett
FIRE by addictedtotwilight79 reviews
Esme finds her graduation night to be more then she could have hoped for. On shot for Kikiwhore's Esme's Erotic Ecstasy contest. Esme/Carlisle/Jasper/Emmett...LEMONY OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Taking Chances by the-glory-days reviews
After finalizing her divorce, Esme finds herself trying to drink her pain away at a hotel bar, and she finds herself being entranced and seduced by the young bartender. Written for the Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. - WON SECOND PLACE -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Bless Me by einfach mich reviews
Prequel to Whatever the Lady Wants. Every guy has a past, even Edward. A little moment from Edward's colorful sexual past. Yes, it's the church pew story. AU AH one shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Edward, Jane - Complete
Take What You Need by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Jasper, weighed down by the emotions of the other Cullens, discovers a source of peace and happiness in an unexpected place. Will he give up life with the Cullens to keep what he's found? New Moon/Breaking Dawn. Rated M for language and lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
A Lesson in Control by Emerald-Rosalie reviews
A burning desire for knowledge leaves Bella with a hunger deep inside, that she never knew existed. He will teach her everything...and leave her wanting for nothing. Carlisle/Bella/Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Only in Dreams by tuesdaymidnight reviews
One-Shot. She is the best friend of his daughter. He is the father of her best friend. Their attraction must remain unrecognized and unrequited. But that doesn’t mean their fantasies have to. AU, AH, OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Emmett's Turn to Watch Bella by twilightdarlin's reviews
Emmett's P.O.V.- Why should Edward have all the fun with Bella? She has a great body and he won't meet her needs until they are married. She wants me to meet those needs. She wants ME to SEX her up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Going Solo by Sperks00 reviews
Emmett wants to masturbate solo without the use of porn, but then he gets some unexpected visitors. WARNING! CONTAINS INCEST SLASH GAY MATERIAL!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Outer Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Off Limits fantasy outtake of the ending of Chapter 25. What if Jasper hadn't fled the apartment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Carlisle's Harem by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
It's good to be the king. Series of sexy one-shots featuring the good Doctor Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
What They Don't Know by MaeCullen17 reviews
The tension has gotten the best of Edward. Someone knows the best way to relieve it. That same someone already knows the outcome. R&R!: My entry for the "Love Through Lemons" contest. All Vamp, of course!: **Much Love**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Lesson Well Learned by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella gets a lot of advice from Jasper and Emmett while the family goes hunting. A lemony explosion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Persuasion by Taloolah P reviews
What are you prepared to do to get out of a speeding ticket? Smile, flirt or cry maybe? Esme has a different approach. This is set pre Twilight. Esme x Carlisle x Charlie Rated M due to a little smut! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Esme, Charlie S. - Complete
Cat's Out of the Bag by Midnighter193 reviews
Leah stumbles upon Emily while looking for Sam. After talking for a bit, Leah is shocked to find out a secret about Sam's wildest Fantasy. Will Leah help makes this happen? THREESOME! FMF Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Leah, Emily - Complete
Balls Everywhere! by Taloolah P reviews
Boredom can make you do new things. Slash: Rosalie x Esme. Enjoy the lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Rosalie, Esme - Complete
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Cullen's Twisted Sex Education by 123Meaghan reviews
Esme realized that her children are having to way much sex and calles a family sex class. What's the worst that could happen? M for Sexual Referance and Slight Language PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! THANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Esme, Emmett
Erotic Nights by kendle.whitlock reviews
Jasper is watching Bella while the rest of his family is hunting. What happens when Bella starts talking in her sleep. What if that dream came true. J/B LEMONSSS! LEMONY GOODNESS! Don't like, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
GOOD NIGHT by xxx-kdn-xxx reviews
what happens when rose needs a new car? note:i don't own anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
b:Em by Anbisja reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have a fight and Edward leaves to comfort Rosalie. That leaves Bella and Emmett alone... Oh noes!...? *smutsmutsmut*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Physical Attraction by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Remedy by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella has to go to the ER for an ankle injury, there she meets Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Will she be able to get the sexy Doctor in her bed? Possible story w/ love triange later. BXC and BXE one-shot for now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Safety: A Bella x Rosalie story by calhale reviews
After a lost bet with Edward, Rosalie has to keep Bella safe and have a sleep over with her while he's gone hunting. Bondage and Yuri ensue. Rate M for a reason, sometimes what you think is hate is really lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Attached by marauder.mad reviews
Alice/Rosalie. When Jasper can't be there, Rosalie can. The same goes for Emmett and Alice. The difference is Rosalie doesn't get attached. Rated M for a reason. Smut, Femmeslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Barrier by Mrs.Northman reviews
Edward and Bella are having difficulties with their sexual frustrations. They come to an agreement that they both can live with until Bella is safely changed. When Bella has questions about her vampiric sexual experience, will her doctor be able to help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,891 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
King of Cups KittenMischief Contest Entry by sirenastarot reviews
Bella and Alice are a very happy couple, but a run in with a fortune teller could have them questioning if they are right for each other. Rated M for girl/girl action and a smutty threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Things Edward Saw by cocacola2 reviews
Sometimes Edward's gift can be quite an annoyance, but other times... Esme/Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Esme, Rosalie - Complete
A Question Of Dreams by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
2nd story in the Vampire Truth Or Dare Series. Bit of Bella/Alice, Emmett/Edward and Bella/Carlisle. MAIN is Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Nobody Sleeps When I'm Awake by LaViePastiche reviews
Oh Jasper, you dirty little bastard". I would call this my smut de resistance. An outtake of my story Three If By Fire...but really, it's just smut. BellaxJasper. Really smutty. I'm not kidding here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Of Desks And Disorder by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella and Emmett break into the school after hours, intending to spend the night as part of a dare. Easy enough, for two vamps who don’t need sleep…except when their feelings get out of control. title has little to do with story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Life With the Cullens by xchaosx reviews
Bella is left for a week with Jasper while Edward and the family go hunting. Edward comes home to find a very pleasant surprise waiting for him...Very Lemony! Vampire/Human Pairings: Jasper/Bella, Edward/Bella, Alice/Bella, Jasper/Edward and more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009
Boys Night by edwardbella15 reviews
Sequel to Girls Night. Edward and Jasper walk in on a shocking site. SMUT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Girls Night by edwardbella15 reviews
Alice calls Bella for help and she gets it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Pleasure by Seyance reviews
I heard the soft hum of the vibrator as I sat quietly on the bed, trying to calm down my raging erection. Charlie was out, and the rest of my family out to hunt. - Emmett & Bella. One-Shot. Don't like? Don't read! Review if you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
You Tell Bad Jokes by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella has been forced to be alone with Emmett. Sick of his jokes and innuendos, she loses her temper and tells him exactly what she thinks of him…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bad Boy by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward and Bella just got caught in the closet, so Esme yanks Edward off to “explain himself”… READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Alice's Issues by secretkeeper13 reviews
Alice and Emmett are left alone. Alice has a few things she needs and Emmett's willing to help.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Naughty Kitten by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Follow up to Closet Case. Seeing as Esme is "hunting" with Edward, Carlisle punishes Bella for doing such a silly thing. READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Beach Bodies by MaeCullen17 reviews
The entire Cullen crew go to Isle Esme to get away. What happens when Emmett's teasing goes too far? Not exactly a threesome,...but Emmett get's a little peap show. Lemons! Edward & Bella...with a little taste of Emmett. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red Is Her Colour by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella Cullen is a very bored and horny vampire. Edward has been forced to go away to catch up with old friends. So when her need becomes too great, she enlists the help of Jazz and Em. THREESOME
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Comedy Sitcoms by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Vampire Bella gets annoyed because Edward is away A LOT with brother Jasper. One day, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme go off hunting, and Bella decides to go running. What occurs when she returns?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Birthday Girl by The Only Pancake reviews
Rosalie wanted to give Alice a present. So she asked permission, and Jasper wanted to watch. Alice? Well let's just say that she had one heck of a time on her eighteenth birthday. AH- Rose/Alice/Jasper. Co-write with the one and only voldemortperfumes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Mama is in Control by tomato blush reviews
Bella is pregnant and Edward is horny...what could happen? Esme could! Vampires Lemon. Smut. whatever you call it. Won 2nd place! for the only pancake and voldemortperfumes crack pairing contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Masquerades by Lolarosa reviews
The ladies of Twilight decide it's time for the boys to learn a lesson in patience. It begins with a scavenger hunt and ends at Mardi Gras. Who will give in first? All cannon pairings, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Alice, Bella
Dreaming Of Her Continuation 2 by Citrus Fever reviews
Bella had an erotic dream about Alice and now has to realize that she is in love with her and not Edward. How will everyone else take it? 2nd continuation of the original "Dreaming of Her" by Tigersflame. I suppose it would go under the PWP catagory. A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
In the Doctor's Bedroom by kaia2008 reviews
Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Sexaholics Anonymous by Miss West Virginia reviews
Can Jasper control his lust while attending a ‘Sexaholics Anonymous’ meeting? Or will Bella and Edward tempt him to the dark side. Rated M for Lemons, Threesome, Slash, and Language. A/H A/U. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Headmaster Carlisle by kittenmischief reviews
For our contest winner ninapolitan we present: Headmaster Carlisle. He has a very definite problem whenever a certain teacher is around. Will an unexpected library rendezvous cure him or addict him? CarlislexOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Beyond All Imagination by Lolavella reviews
Alice and Jasper take advantage of poor, helpless Edward. WARNINGS: Slash, threesome Edward/Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The proposition by Nicholh2008 reviews
Emmett, Edward and Jasper prposition their best friend Bella. They want to be with her for their first time. when she agrees they start to plan out their sexual fantasies and plan on pleasuring Bella. Currently just a 3 shot. but may change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by Lolavella reviews
Edward is the only one who can calm Jasper down. Set during New Moon. WARNING: Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Hell's Belles by JennCullen4928 reviews
What happens when Emmett walks in on Bella and Rosalie in a compromising position? How will Edward react? Oneshot. Bella/Rosalie/Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
An Unfortunate Turn of Events by Emmett's Girl 47 reviews
When Edward catches Jasper and Rosalie together, he thinks the Cullen family will be no more. But that's not the case: As it turns out, the Cullen's were never exactly happy with their pairings in "Twilight"...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Emmett, Alice
Parties Come in Fours by Valea reviews
Sequel to "When the Boys Are Gone". What happens when the parents, Rosalie and Emmett are gone, and the rest of the Cullens are left to their own devices. Lemon fresh goodness inside. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Paging Doctor Cullen by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A favorite doctor and a favourite patient find themselves completing check-ups on a regular basis. CarlislexMe, just 'cause I can. Graphic, steamy, lemon, rated M for a very good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Her Eyes Merry by Voldemort Perfumes reviews
One-shot. Esme x Carlisle. Times this pleasant are few and inbetween. Enjoy them. Lemony content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 162 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Heaven In The Middle Of Hell by tragicromance reviews
Set in Twilight when Alice, Jasper and Bella are in the hotel together. Alice and Jasper keep Bella occupied... *Alice/Bella/Jasper* OneShot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Influential Desires by lollercakes reviews
Jasper/Carlisle - Alice leaves Jasper needing more. He uses his mad skillz to make it happen. Written with Leahkatherina.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Threesomes are fun by Shadow of Apocolypse reviews
More Gay smut, this one involving Emmet, Jasper, and Edward...Yummy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Yin Yang by ResDes2 reviews
Eclipse, what happened between Edward and Jacob when Bella went to sleep in the climax. Different than other stories. PLEASE REVIEW! BTW When writing about Jacob, I was picturing Steven Strait SO HOT! , who Stephanie Meyer wanted for Jacob in the movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Eternal Comfort by tragicromance reviews
Set in New Moon. Alice returns to Forks to check up on Bella and to comfort her. But that comfort leads to something else entirely… *Alice/Bella* And one Alice/Bella/Male Character
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Truth by ResDes2 reviews
What really happened at the end of Twilight between Edward and James. Sexy. Slash. PLEASE REVIEW, tell me what you think. Very different. Disturbing/death well of course at the end. Be advised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, James - Complete
The Finale by ResDes2 reviews
Although it is the last story, it is not the official last story. Don't worry. Now Edward is cured from his sex addiction. Slash. Review. Need to edit and add more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Carlisle
Sexy Seconds by ResDes2 reviews
Sequel to Cleaning Off. After having an threesome with Carlisle and Edward, then cleaning off with Carlisle, Edward and Emmett are still horny. Slash. Please review, even if you think it's bad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Cleaning Off by ResDes2 reviews
Sequel to Sons and Father Moment. After a sexy threesome, Edward cleans off with Carlisle. Part of Edward Chronicles. Sexy! Slash. Review, tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Sons and Father Moment by ResDes2 reviews
This is a total slash involving Carlisle, Edward, and a little bit of Emmett. Review and tell me how gay it is and how sexy it is. Besides, no one had written a slash between Carlisle and Edward yet, and I felt it was deserved.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
No Need To Worry by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
All Bella wants to do is watch a movie, but Carlisle has other plans. When she discovers his reasons behind those plans, she reassures him. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content and some slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Burnt Chocolate Cake by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward and Carlisle attempt to make Bella a birthday dinner. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Sleepy by Anbisja reviews
Bella has trouble sleeping when Edward is away.. 2x the normal fun :smutsmutsmut:
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete