Sommerset
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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1983107, Profile Updated: 08-28-09

Hi everyone, I'm Sommerset, new author to fan fiction. Some basic stuff about me: My favorite books to fan-fiction about are Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, andoccasionally, Twilight, but the movie hype is kind of ruining the series for me. I specialize in writing weird crossovers, meaning I take two books that look like they would never fit together and force them together anyways. At least, that's what I'm doing now. I might get bored of that at some point andgo on to writing more real, normal fan fictions. I think cold play is the most wonderful-amazing bandin existence, the Beatles coming in a really near second, U2, the Fray, Good Charlotte, andVampire Weekend tied for third. I think i can has cheezburger (yes, it is spelled that way) is an awesome website, and if you haven't seen it before, you should I am a Fax fan, but then again, what Maximum Ride reader isn't? Now on to the stats.

Birthday:
My horoscope is Aquarius. My birthstone is Garnet. There's a little puzzle for you to figure out.

Favorite Animals:
Ocelot, Panda, and Owl

Favorite Books:
Harry Potter (especially 5, 6, and 7), Lord of the Rings ( so far, I'm only on book 1, not including The Hobbit), Maximum Ride, The Book Thief, The Lovely Bones, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pride and Prejudice, Dracula, Twilight (sort of), Blue Bloods, other miscellaneous vampire books, and The Chronicles of Narnia.

Hobbies:
Writing (duh), reading, playing oboe, listening to music, looking out windows ... I dunno?

Anyways, I'm just a fan fiction writer with nothing better to do with my time, so I hope you like my stories. I can take the heat in comments. 'Better to be sad knowing you stink than never to have learned at all and continued to stink", or whatever that saying is. And the one thing I'm really aiming to avoid is cheesy, out of character stories with tons of spelling and gramatticalerrors. So please tell me if you find any of it fitting under that description.

The rest of this is just stuff I got from other profiles- so please don't be offended if I take some copy-and-paste stuff from yours. Just say the word and I'll take it off my profile. Please don't sue me. I only have ten dollars, which probably couldn't even pay for the lawyer's shoes.

Hilarious Quotes

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

"Fragile. Do not drop."(oopsie...)

i called you boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

i never apologize, im sorry but that's just the way i am

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

'When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did it' - Allyn Night

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

don't follow in my footsteps i tend to walk into walls

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

You can't spell awesome without ME!

i love you is spelt with eight letters, but so is bullshit

best friend - spelt with ten letters, but so is lying bitch

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

my imaginary friends think you have problems

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

everyone's entitled to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege

it takes 42 muscles to frown at the person who is annoying you but only 4 to reach out and slap them

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap of an electronic device to make it work again

'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are not in first.'

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways. ~anonymous

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. ~anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"WALMART IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD!! But let's see if it can beat Starbucks, Target, and McDonalds."

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

RACISM

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE TO HELP STOP RACISM

Fun Name Game!!:

YOUR REAL NAME:

Claire

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

clamizzle

(hmm.. too clammish sounding)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

purple ocelot

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and a fancy name):

Louise Delregard

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

green dr. pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Laintja

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Louisa

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Olaf

(kinda strange)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (well im the only one who can answer my questions.)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (well no one else has the patience to listen.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. ( Maybe it's what happens to Nudge! You know, when she goes off talking in the books, don't you remember that? ')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (hmm my friends call it blond moment)

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D. (or A.D.O.S (attention deficit... ooh! shiny!)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (no comment)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (umm- yeah, about that)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (well i find the reason apparent)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (yeah they just gave up)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (I didn't! this year...)

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Wheel of the World by The Karissa Palace reviews
Alternate ending to chapter 108. Ed tries to save Al, but ends up on the other side of The Gate. And where the hell is Santa Barbara?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Edward E., Shawn S.
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Paradigm Shift by Thousand Sunny Lyon reviews
Hawkeye finds herself enmeshed in an unfolding drama between the homunculi during the darkest chapter of her life. Undergoing beta review- story will be updated all at once, including the newest chapter.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,241 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Fly On by findingmymuse reviews
Max didn't know what to do...so she panicked. Read to find out what happens next! Better than my crummy summary, promise
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Light in the Dark by BittyBoBitty reviews
Riza was always alone in her younger years, even more so when her father took on a student. Many years after going off on her own, she meets the one person she despises most, but will things be different this time? From Riza's POV. Royai of course.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Dreams by Queen GR reviews
A collection of dream/nightmare sequences for various FMA characters. T for death, mostly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
King & Queen by the.striped.one reviews
Riza Hawkeye has some rare free time in the office and starts to ponder on unnecessary things. They know each other for so long ... When did she fall for him anyway? 2nd Chapter in Roy's POV up - Royai; possible spoilers; mangaverse; complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Everyone Can See It by NinjaTeddy reviews
...Well, everyone except for them, of course. But with a little help from their friends, Roy and Riza might just get their act together after all. There will be spoilers in here for the end of the story, so consider yourself warned!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Assassin by TheLoneOtter reviews
She stood in front of the colonels desk and plainly stated “I’m back” “So you didn’t get killed” was all he replied. “Now is that really how you greet your sister”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
Not for Forever by ohmyakito reviews
Jeb locates the Flock's missing parents. Will they be forced to live with their blood related families or will they continue living as a Flock? How will they hold up knowing that they might be living separate lives? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,389 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Saving Max by Madd Kougar reviews
Max is kidnapped by a madman. Fang must try and save her along with the help of all your favorite winged kids! Sequel to It's about time.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Fang, Max
Watch Me Disappear by FireRide reviews
While on a cruise set up by the CSM, Max and the flock try to have a good time. The CSM says that everything that they have been doing was in the flock's best interest. All are fooled; all except Max. Full summary in story. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,760 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Max, Nudge
More Than You'll Ever Know by Ara Grandouz reviews
The rebellion just broke out, and Gale lingers over what used to be, and what has become, of him, the war, Peeta but most of all, Katniss. Starts by the end of CF, while Katniss is unconscious GalexKatniss OneShot R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Bad Days, Broken Cars, and Bullet Holes by Jedi Knight Cheeze reviews
Admittedly, Carlton Lassiter didn’t know a whole lot about love. But if he had to guess, he would say it felt something like this. Crackish.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Riza H., Carlton L. - Complete
Alchemists of the Caribbean by junodog reviews
The Elric brothers, along with Colonel Mustang and Lieutenants Havoc and Hawkeye, get caught in a storm and end up in the Caribbean. Crossover with PotC. mangabased.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,727 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006